Something great to say to someone you hate when you are trying to be the bigger person is, "May the sun always shine on you." Because you probably won't get that you really meant, "You deserve a sunburn.", amirite?

+109 Something great to say to someone you hate when you are trying to be the bigger person is, "May the sun always shine on you." Because you probably won't get that you really meant, "You deserve a sunburn.", amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Or "may the rain fall plenty," because then they'll think that you meant that there should be enough rainfall for crops to grow so that they have food to eat. But really you mean that they should drown in a flash flood.

by Anonymous 11 years ago