+227 Being a vampire in the real world would be slightly scary, you'd have to find out if your victim is safe and free of any std's first! amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why would you care? You would already be dead...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There are worse things in this world than death, my dear

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your reply is irrelevant to my original comment. Why would a vampire be afraid of catching STD's or other diseases. The vampire is already dead and is therefor incapable of getting sick.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's very relevant... just because they're dead doesn't mean they enjoy experiencing unpleasant situations. STDs may have a different effect on vampires... it might be as small as tasting bad or as big as turning them to a human being with herpes. The possibilities are endless.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Funny how we're talking like vampires actually exist and that anything would affect them?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah... but if they did exist, I would assume they wouldn't want disease-ridden blood.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would assume they would be immune from all diseases, but that is just my theory.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What about the feeling? I mean I don't know much about vampires, but I know I wouldn't like the idea of drinking dirty water....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't know much about vampires either, or about blood and how it tastes; but I wouldn't think that contaminated blood would taste any different than non-contaminated blood. I doubt vampires would know the difference.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But aren't all their senses heightened? Like they have super strength and super speed, so I assumed they also have super taste, but then again super taste wouldn't be super helpful, so did they just exclude that?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, if the blood were to taste different, it would be likely to smell different as well. & then the vampire could use their super smelling strength to avoid the contaminated blood.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Aha, so it wouldn't be super scary to be a vampire, because they can super smell it from far away and avoid it. It all makes sense now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago