You've never eaten a box of oreos, just the cookies inside. amirite?

They've never came in a box either.. I've only seem them in a package.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They have came in boxes, especially in countries other than the US.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

There are other countries besides the US???

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I always cum in a box.. hello

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Clearly you were not neutered as a puppy.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No circumcision for Jews

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Totally different thing.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

good job detective. bring more shit like this in.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

CRIMINAL: JewishDoggy VICTIM: eaglefan607 CRIME: Being a smartass. PUNISHMENT: 1 day of Hanukkah instead of 7.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

goddammit how am i going to tell my rabbi this

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The family pack comes in a box.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm not a fan of eating big packages anyway..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i was the 100th voter

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTcmOIcWe8A

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was the 643rd voter, 643>100, fact.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

When exactly did you eat the oreo box?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

'Exactly'? Well I didn't check the exact time and I'm sorry for that, but if I had to guess it would have been around mid morning, around eleven, maybe 2 months ago. Is this relevant? Is it a problem to eat boxes?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yup it's pretty relevant...not sure if you read the OP or not, but give it a lookover

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Relevant how?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's relevant to you being the first commenter to vote no way

by Anonymous 14 years ago

So it wasn't actually relevant?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Are you retarded?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Probably. Why do you keep making replies that have nothing to do with anything whatsoever?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow! I think that should be an achievement. Call it the Budgerigar.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or maybe it could be called the no-life-loser award. Or yours...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

who the hell voted no on this and actualy ate the box!?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Handsy and Vitae.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

People who eat boxes.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Goats. Or that guy in the Fiber One commercial.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hey, I've heard that plastic tastes pretty good, so don't go judging those people by their taste buds.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

People who haven't eaten oreos, maybe. :O

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Right, because it is definitely not clear that the second part of the post talks about eating "just the cookies inside" ...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

... which is why someone who haven't eaten either the box or the cookies would vote no.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My cousin ate a chocolate stuf Oreo once. He was poisoned and died :'(

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I just... don't know how to respond to that...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My cousin also died from eating an oreo once. It was the last one, and I had no choice but to stab him 47 times with a butcher knife.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow, I'm impressed. I usually only stab them 15-20 times with a regular knife.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

CAAAAARL! That kills people!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My cousin died of eating an Oreo too. She was eating one and then got hit by a bus. It was really tragic because the bus wasn't what killed her. The bus driver is an Oreo junkie and hadnt had any all day so they killed her to get it. I cried for hours on end.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My cousin had something similar happen to him. The only difference is that he got shot in downtown Toronto while getting mugged...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

People get mugged in Toronto? What's that aboot?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I know! I thought all of them were friendly.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

cool story bro ;-)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nom NOM Oreos

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like Oreos. They're like the biracial people of biscuits. They're black, white, and come in a blue wrapper. Even though there aren't any blue people, I'm just trying to get my point across that Oreos are pretty fucking chill.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Navi.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Tatl?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

repost.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well once I.... :3 just bit it

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oreos are yummy. yum

But why did you specifically say oreos?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I like the halloween oreos with orange cream yum

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is just semantics. Typically speaking, when people say they eat a "box of oreos", they do not mean to imply that they ate the packaging along with or as opposed to the oreos. "Box" represents a quantity. A similar situation would be if you were baking a cake from prepared cake batter, and the recipe you use calls for a cup of water. You would not mix the cup you used to transport water aboot the kitchen into the cake batter, as cups are hardly the proper consistency to allow for easy mixing or an edible end result. To reiterate, if I say I am eating a "box of oreos", I mean that I am eating a "box's worth of oreos" (i.e. a quantity of oreos whose volume could occupy the designated packaging). inb4 it's a joke, gets voted down, other generic jeers, etc, etc...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

IT'S A JOKE, I'M VOTING YOU DOWN, GENERICALLY JEERING AT YOU, ETC. ETC.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

- caps lock

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You really know how to charm a girl, don't you? frown

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wait? You're a girl? Well there goes the male voice I used reading your comment above.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You were right to use the male voice.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Liking your comment because of the "aboot", I won't lie.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You are of greater moral standards than I. ...And also maybe grammatical standards, as "I" cannot be the object of preposition "than".

by Anonymous 14 years ago

this is a crap POTD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I could say something similar about your comment.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Do it. I dare you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sir your comment is utterly terrible and you should now go jump into shark tank as it seems as though its that time of the month. I wish you fine day.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Holy shit, did you just reference my post? Http://amirite.net/577999

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why yes, yes I did.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I know :) shameless self promotion :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh I got burrrrrrrned.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well your username is treescancatchfire.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes, yes it is.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Your a tree. I hope you slowly burn and watch your friends get cut down by Peruvian lumberjacks.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You sick bastard.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love you too.....tree.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Tree hugger.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Excuse me sir, but how many POTDs do you have? Okay now stfu.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't have any. Your point? Am I not allowed to have an opinion on the quality of a POTD until I achieve one myself?

by Anonymous 14 years ago