They've never came in a box either.. I've only seem them in a package.
I always cum in a box..
Clearly you were not neutered as a puppy.
No circumcision for Jews
Totally different thing.
good job detective. bring more shit like this in.
CRIME: Being a smartass.
PUNISHMENT: 1 day of Hanukkah instead of 7.
goddammit how am i going to tell my rabbi this
They have came in boxes, especially in countries other than the US.
There are other countries besides the US???
I'm not a fan of eating big packages anyway..
The family pack comes in a box.
who the hell voted no on this and actualy ate the box!?
People who eat boxes.
Goats. Or that guy in the Fiber One commercial.
Handsy and Vitae.
hey, I've heard that plastic tastes pretty good, so don't go judging those people by their taste buds.
People who haven't eaten oreos, maybe. :O
Right, because it is definitely not clear that the second part of the post talks about eating "just the cookies inside" ...
... which is why someone who haven't eaten either the box or the cookies would vote no.
... implied offense to admins...
Unless, of course, you have some unnatural adoration of super cheesy puns, jokes stolen from other websites, and posts lamely parodying commonly used semantics.
This is just semantics. Typically speaking, when people say they eat a "box of oreos", they do not mean to imply that they ate the packaging along with or as opposed to the oreos. "Box" represents a quantity. A similar situation would be if you were baking a cake from prepared cake batter, and the recipe you use calls for a cup of water. You would not mix the cup you used to transport water aboot the kitchen into the cake batter, as cups are hardly the proper consistency to allow for easy mixing or an edible end result.
To reiterate, if I say I am eating a "box of oreos", I mean that I am eating a "box's worth of oreos" (i.e. a quantity of oreos whose volume could occupy the designated packaging).
inb4 it's a joke, gets voted down, other generic jeers, etc, etc...
IT'S A JOKE, I'M VOTING YOU DOWN, GENERICALLY JEERING AT YOU, ETC. ETC.
You really know how to charm a girl, don't you?
Wait? You're a girl? Well there goes the male voice I used reading your comment above.
You were right to use the male voice.
Liking your comment because of the "aboot", I won't lie.
You are of greater moral standards than I.
...And also maybe grammatical standards, as "I" cannot be the object of preposition "than".
I like Oreos. They're like the biracial people of biscuits. They're black, white, and come in a blue wrapper. Even though there aren't any blue people, I'm just trying to get my point across that Oreos are pretty fucking chill.
Riki Tikki Tavi
My cousin ate a chocolate stuf Oreo once. He was poisoned and died :'(
My cousin also died from eating an oreo once. It was the last one, and I had no choice but to stab him 47 times with a butcher knife.
CAAAAARL! That kills people!
Wow, I'm impressed. I usually only stab them 15-20 times with a regular knife.
My cousin died of eating an Oreo too. She was eating one and then got hit by a bus. It was really tragic because the bus wasn't what killed her. The bus driver is an Oreo junkie and hadnt had any all day so they killed her to get it. I cried for hours on end.
This is my personal butcher knife. I use it to slice ny oreos in half.
A purposeless butcher knife leads a pitiful life.
My cousin had something similar happen to him. The only difference is that he got shot in downtown Toronto while getting mugged...
People get mugged in Toronto? What's that aboot?
I know! I thought all of them were friendly.
I just... don't know how to respond to that...
cool story bro ;-)
You get paper cuts from cardboard?
Nom NOM Oreos
what can i say? my noms can be vicious sometimes
you sure love your sweets...
watch out. you're next chocolate thunder.
:O oh nooooooooo.....
fine eat me, what do i care. :(
fine ill just take a small bite.
You want me to lick it's icing off don't you?
Well once I.... :3 just bit it
I like the halloween oreos with orange cream
Here you go.
"repost" is not a sentence. "repost" is a noun. The lone use of this word should imply that it was never meant to be used in a sentence structure at all.
In such a case, "repost" might have been meant as an interjection.
Repost could also be a verb.
In that case, she's telling us all to repost. DOWNVO- wait.
Good point, friend.
this is a crap POTD
I could say something similar about your comment.
Do it. I dare you.
Sir your comment is utterly terrible and you should now go jump into shark tank as it seems as though its that time of the month. I wish you fine day.
Holy shit, did you just reference my post? Http://amirite.net/577999
Why yes, yes I did.
I know :) shameless self promotion :D
Oh I got burrrrrrrned.
Well your username is treescancatchfire.
Yes, yes it is.
Your a tree. I hope you slowly burn and watch your friends get cut down by Peruvian lumberjacks.
You sick bastard.
I love you too.....tree.
THE Fucking Dude
Excuse me sir, but how many POTDs do you have? Okay now stfu.
I don't have any. Your point?
Am I not allowed to have an opinion on the quality of a POTD until I achieve one myself?
I really don't think it will cause any long term emotional damage or trauma to airguitar901.
I think this a decent post, it's just not as witty or funny as other POTD's that I've seen. I'm not fussing, I made one comment.
I have no regrets.
ur a d0uche!!!
But I forgive you. Go in peace.
Oreos are yummy.
But why did you specifically say oreos?
i was the 100th voter
I was the 643rd voter, 643>100, fact.
When exactly did you eat the oreo box?
Well I didn't check the exact time and I'm sorry for that, but if I had to guess it would have been around mid morning, around eleven, maybe 2 months ago.
Is this relevant?
Is it a problem to eat boxes?
Yup it's pretty relevant...not sure if you read the OP or not, but give it a lookover
It's relevant to you being the first commenter to vote no way
So it wasn't actually relevant?
Are you retarded?
Probably. Why do you keep making replies that have nothing to do with anything whatsoever?
Wow! I think that should be an achievement. Call it the Budgerigar.
Or maybe it could be called the no-life-loser award. Or yours...