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You've never eaten a box of oreos, just the cookies inside. amirite?

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They've never came in a box either.. I've only seem them in a package.

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +48Reply
@StickCaveman They've never came in a box either.. I've only seem them in a package.

They have came in boxes, especially in countries other than the US.

8jtt9s avatar 8jtt9 Yeah You Are +8Reply

who the hell voted no on this and actualy ate the box!?

@overlooked_reality who the hell voted no on this and actualy ate the box!?

hey, I've heard that plastic tastes pretty good, so don't go judging those people by their taste buds.

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@People who haven't eaten oreos, maybe. :O

Right, because it is definitely not clear that the second part of the post talks about eating "just the cookies inside" ...

Boufakas avatar Boufaka Yeah You Are -3Reply
@Boufaka Right, because it is definitely not clear that the second part of the post talks about eating "just the cookies...

... which is why someone who haven't eaten either the box or the cookies would vote no.

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@1452664

... implied offense to admins...

@1452664

Unless, of course, you have some unnatural adoration of super cheesy puns, jokes stolen from other websites, and posts lamely parodying commonly used semantics.

This is just semantics. Typically speaking, when people say they eat a "box of oreos", they do not mean to imply that they ate the packaging along with or as opposed to the oreos. "Box" represents a quantity. A similar situation would be if you were baking a cake from prepared cake batter, and the recipe you use calls for a cup of water. You would not mix the cup you used to transport water aboot the kitchen into the cake batter, as cups are hardly the proper consistency to allow for easy mixing or an edible end result.

To reiterate, if I say I am eating a "box of oreos", I mean that I am eating a "box's worth of oreos" (i.e. a quantity of oreos whose volume could occupy the designated packaging).

inb4 it's a joke, gets voted down, other generic jeers, etc, etc...

@Eminna Liking your comment because of the "aboot", I won't lie.

You are of greater moral standards than I.

...And also maybe grammatical standards, as "I" cannot be the object of preposition "than".

I like Oreos. They're like the biracial people of biscuits. They're black, white, and come in a blue wrapper. Even though there aren't any blue people, I'm just trying to get my point across that Oreos are pretty fucking chill.

Whoopis avatar Whoopi Yeah You Are +10Reply

My cousin ate a chocolate stuf Oreo once. He was poisoned and died :'(

@amiritesucksnow My cousin ate a chocolate stuf Oreo once. He was poisoned and died :'(

My cousin also died from eating an oreo once. It was the last one, and I had no choice but to stab him 47 times with a butcher knife.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +150Reply
@Serg My cousin also died from eating an oreo once. It was the last one, and I had no choice but to stab him 47 times...

My cousin died of eating an Oreo too. She was eating one and then got hit by a bus. It was really tragic because the bus wasn't what killed her. The bus driver is an Oreo junkie and hadnt had any all day so they killed her to get it. I cried for hours on end.

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@1452864

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This is my personal butcher knife. I use it to slice ny oreos in half.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +6Reply
@1452864

A purposeless butcher knife leads a pitiful life.

@amiritesucksnow My cousin ate a chocolate stuf Oreo once. He was poisoned and died :'(

My cousin had something similar happen to him. The only difference is that he got shot in downtown Toronto while getting mugged...

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@1428292

You get paper cuts from cardboard?

Nom NOM Oreos

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@1452534

what can i say? my noms can be vicious sometimes

@OFWGKTA you sure love your sweets...

watch out. you're next chocolate thunder.

@OFWGKTA fine eat me, what do i care. :(

fine ill just take a small bite.

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@1452592

You want me to lick it's icing off don't you? hello smilie

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +6Reply

Well once I.... :3 just bit it

LauraHernandezs avatar LauraHernandez Yeah You Are +4Reply

I like the halloween oreos with orange cream yum smilie

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@1452596

"repost" is not a sentence. "repost" is a noun. The lone use of this word should imply that it was never meant to be used in a sentence structure at all.

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@1452860

In such a case, "repost" might have been meant as an interjection.

this is a crap POTD

@treescancatchfire this is a crap POTD

I could say something similar about your comment.

@treescancatchfire Do it. I dare you.

Sir your comment is utterly terrible and you should now go jump into shark tank as it seems as though its that time of the month. I wish you fine day.

@treescancatchfire this is a crap POTD

Excuse me sir, but how many POTDs do you have? Okay now stfu.

pb55020s avatar pb55020 Yeah You Are +5Reply
@pb55020 Excuse me sir, but how many POTDs do you have? Okay now stfu.

I don't have any. Your point?
Am I not allowed to have an opinion on the quality of a POTD until I achieve one myself?

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@1453046

I really don't think it will cause any long term emotional damage or trauma to airguitar901.
I think this a decent post, it's just not as witty or funny as other POTD's that I've seen. I'm not fussing, I made one comment.

I have no regrets.

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@1453055

ur a d0uche!!!

But I forgive you. Go in peace.

Oreos are yummy. yum smilie
But why did you specifically say oreos?

i was the 100th voter

budgerigar42s avatar budgerigar42 Yeah You Are -34Reply
@budgerigar42 i was the 100th voter

I was the 643rd voter, 643>100, fact.

@Truuninja I was the 643rd voter, 643>100, fact.

When exactly did you eat the oreo box?

aclw123s avatar aclw123 Yeah You Are +4Reply
@aclw123 When exactly did you eat the oreo box?

'Exactly'?
Well I didn't check the exact time and I'm sorry for that, but if I had to guess it would have been around mid morning, around eleven, maybe 2 months ago.
Is this relevant?
Is it a problem to eat boxes?

@Truuninja 'Exactly'? Well I didn't check the exact time and I'm sorry for that, but if I had to guess it would have been...

Yup it's pretty relevant...not sure if you read the OP or not, but give it a lookover

aclw123s avatar aclw123 Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Truuninja Relevant how?

It's relevant to you being the first commenter to vote no way

aclw123s avatar aclw123 Yeah You Are +6Reply
@aclw123 Are you retarded?

Probably. Why do you keep making replies that have nothing to do with anything whatsoever?

@budgerigar42 i was the 100th voter

Wow! I think that should be an achievement. Call it the Budgerigar.

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +8Reply
@Dwight Wow! I think that should be an achievement. Call it the Budgerigar.

Or maybe it could be called the no-life-loser award. Or yours...

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +12Reply
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