You want to scream "you're not my real ladder!" at your step-ladder, amirite?

Well I do now....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sorry for the death/divorce that separated you from your ladder. I know you may be going through a rough time, especially with a new step-ladder, but you may want to accept it the way it is and bond with it. Maybe use it to reach the Frisbee on your roof, or during some yard work. It may help you come to terms better with your new life, so you can live it to your fullest.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same here. FINALLY A GOOD POTD!!!!! I was beginning to lose hope...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Kid on AbsolutePunk shared it with me and I thought I would post his wit and hilarity for more people to see :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never gave you permission though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Props for saying it's not original though. Most people try to get away with stealing posts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

actually, im fairly sure i saw this on cyanide and happiness waaay before anything else

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Boosh! http://www.explosm.net/comics/595/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is really clever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://iwastesomuchtime.com/on/?i=5526 Maybe, but not too original for a post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Want to? I do it every day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm good as long as it doesn't try to have sex with my sister.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At least not with out inviting me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's just the same without my real ladder around anymore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My Mom is really just not as happy with her step-ladder as she is with her real ladder.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My moms step-ladder is a total douchebag. She only married him for his money.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your mom married her step-ladder?? Sick!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My step ladder doesn't allow me to get high.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's only a matter of time before my step-ladder starts trying to kill me and the rest of my family...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I lost my real ladder 4 years ago, he contracted rust and he died shortly after. A step ladder later came into my life after my mum found him in the DIY section of homebase. He liked me but our relationship didn't scale the same heights as it did with my real ladder. We've tried doing relationship building activities such as painting a shed last summer, but he failed to lift me and my mood in the way my real ladder used to. He just can't support me in the same way.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Polarthebear, this is why I love your comment- oh wait, it's a wannabe.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So, you would've upvoted and loved the comment if it was a well-known user, but you downvote and criticize because it's not? Your bias is showing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wrong. I'm not down-voting your comment because you aren't a well-known user, I'm down-voting your comment because you're trying to imitate a well-known user. Even if Anthony had come along and done it, my viewpoint would stand.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How exactly is the commenter imitating polarthebear?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Polarthebear earned a lot of respect for his essay-like, story-telling comments that are so full to the brim with needless emotion that it's funny. HastyCroissant attempted to do the same.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're totally right. Only one user, now banned, should ever be allowed to post in a certain style of comment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude that's sarcasm, you totally stole that style.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://amirite.net/621542/1377628 http://amirite.net/495293/976318 http://amirite.net/616236/1350857 http://amirite.net/555363/1149526 http://amirite.net/607590/1306472 http://amirite.net/512663/1017692 http://amirite.net/520139/1287793 http://amirite.net/606537/1300453 http://amirite.net/640428/1427724 Hmm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That was an amazing list.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stop being such a fanboy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You clearly don't get out much.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe HastyCroissant wasn't trying to imitate polarthebear. Maybe he was trying to be funny or clever? I see so many people on this site make comments like that, even other well-known users, and you're probably the first person I've seen make a big deal of it. Some people who make comments like that probably aren't even familiar with polarthebear's old ways.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I miss polarthebear and his lovely comments.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see what you're getting at, but at the same time Polarthebear's were usually wittier, and like other people have said you can't patent a style.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wasn't trying to imitate anyone and I wasn't trying to be funny. I just thought it was quite clever, clearly I was wrong. No need to hate :P Right, now I'm off to watch England lose at rugby and comfort eat a box of heroes. Enjoy your day all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow this took me so long to get... I'm so slow -.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Part of the reason I YYA'd is because you used the correct "you're". Props.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My step-ladder is always trying to get me high. I'm just not comfortable anymore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is such a dumb post

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is such a dumb comment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/36921 wut

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://iwastesomuchtime.com/on/?i=5526

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm almost surprised that nobody's started arguing over the differences between ladders and stepladders yet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sssshhh. don't question it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Obviously ladders have more steps than a step ladder!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

damn guys calm yo tits. i obviously was not aware that this was on facebook, or whatever places you claim it is from. i only saw it on AP, which has a very small userbase compared to other popular sites so i thought to get it out there because i appreciated it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago