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I lost my real ladder 4 years ago, he contracted rust and he died shortly after. A step ladder later came into my life after my mum found him in the DIY section of homebase. He liked me but our relationship didn't scale the same heights as it did with my real ladder. We've tried doing relationship building activities such as painting a shed last summer, but he failed to lift me and my mood in the way my real ladder used to. He just can't support me in the same way.
Polarthebear, this is why I love your comment- oh wait, it's a wannabe.
So, you would've upvoted and loved the comment if it was a well-known user, but you downvote and criticize because it's not?
Your bias is showing.
Wrong. I'm not down-voting your comment because you aren't a well-known user, I'm down-voting your comment because you're trying to imitate a well-known user.
Even if Anthony had come along and done it, my viewpoint would stand.
Maybe HastyCroissant wasn't trying to imitate polarthebear. Maybe he was trying to be funny or clever? I see so many people on this site make comments like that, even other well-known users, and you're probably the first person I've seen make a big deal of it. Some people who make comments like that probably aren't even familiar with polarthebear's old ways.
I miss polarthebear and his lovely comments.
How exactly is the commenter imitating polarthebear?
Polarthebear earned a lot of respect for his essay-like, story-telling comments that are so full to the brim with needless emotion that it's funny. HastyCroissant attempted to do the same.
You're totally right. Only one user, now banned, should ever be allowed to post in a certain style of comment.
Dude that's sarcasm, you totally stole that style.
That was an amazing list.
Stop being such a fanboy.
You clearly don't get out much.
I see what you're getting at, but at the same time Polarthebear's were usually wittier, and like other people have said you can't patent a style.
I wasn't trying to imitate anyone and I wasn't trying to be funny. I just thought it was quite clever, clearly I was wrong. No need to hate :P Right, now I'm off to watch England lose at rugby and comfort eat a box of heroes. Enjoy your day all.
I usually hate the trying too hard kind of comments, but I thought that comment was actually pretty funny. Weird.
It's like you've got some sort of sense of humour or something.
My step ladder doesn't allow me to get high.
Well I do now....
I'm sorry for the death/divorce that separated you from your ladder. I know you may be going through a rough time, especially with a new step-ladder, but you may want to accept it the way it is and bond with it. Maybe use it to reach the Frisbee on your roof, or during some yard work. It may help you come to terms better with your new life, so you can live it to your fullest.
Same here. FINALLY A GOOD POTD!!!!! I was beginning to lose hope...
I'm good as long as it doesn't try to have sex with my sister.
At least not with out inviting me.
I'm not bashing the OP or anything, but this is not a good POTD.
There are so many other posts out there that are more worthy.
I just destroyed the repeat button.
No. We're not allowed to have nice things.
I'M SORRY DON'T HURT ME
also it is from www.reddit.com originally.....
Nothing is from reddit originally...
It's just the same without my real ladder around anymore.
My Mom is really just not as happy with her step-ladder as she is with her real ladder.
My moms step-ladder is a total douchebag. She only married him for his money.
Your mom married her step-ladder?? Sick!
It's only a matter of time before my step-ladder starts trying to kill me and the rest of my family...
It's an unoriginal post anyway to amirite. The original isn't exactly the same but it is similar. http://amirite.net/549869
Want to? I do it every day.
My step-ladder is always trying to get me high. I'm just not comfortable anymore.
Kid on AbsolutePunk shared it with me and I thought I would post his wit and hilarity for more people to see :D
I never gave you permission though.
Props for saying it's not original though. Most people try to get away with stealing posts.
actually, im fairly sure i saw this on cyanide and happiness waaay before anything else
Wow this took me so long to get... I'm so slow -.-
I'm almost surprised that nobody's started arguing over the differences between ladders and stepladders yet.
sssshhh. don't question it.
Obviously ladders have more steps than a step ladder!
this is such a dumb post
This is such a dumb comment.
damn guys calm yo tits. i obviously was not aware that this was on facebook, or whatever places you claim it is from. i only saw it on AP, which has a very small userbase compared to other popular sites so i thought to get it out there because i appreciated it.
Sometimes, when your parent dies or your parents get divorced, they remarry a ladder. It can traumatic on the child, causing them to scream and complain that they just aren't the same as their real ladder.
Your sarcasm detector has malfunctioned. You might want to think about getting that replaced.
I knew you weren't being sarcastic. I was saying that you need to realise when other people are being sarcastic.
Was that supposed to be anon?
No, the ladders I put in my living room as pieces of art.
I don't get it.
This is really clever.
Maybe, but not too original for a post.
Part of the reason I YYA'd is because you used the correct "you're". Props.
Anthony should make that an achievement. "Use you're and your correctly in at least 1 post/comment each."
It would have to be diamond.
I'm so sick of seeing the wrong kind of "you're" everywhere on the internet. It's just refreshing to see that people with brains still exist.
I'm pretty sure tomato doesn't have an "e" in it.
Also, looks like you were wrong about getting voted up.
Yes! On my way to being voted down as much as I can!
C'mon guys! With teamwork, I bet we can get his comment to -100!!!!
He's implying you're all idiots because he had to explain to you what reverse psychology is! Vote me up!