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You want to scream "you're not my real ladder!" at your step-ladder, amirite?

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I lost my real ladder 4 years ago, he contracted rust and he died shortly after. A step ladder later came into my life after my mum found him in the DIY section of homebase. He liked me but our relationship didn't scale the same heights as it did with my real ladder. We've tried doing relationship building activities such as painting a shed last summer, but he failed to lift me and my mood in the way my real ladder used to. He just can't support me in the same way.

HastyCroissants avatar HastyCroissant Yeah You Are +86Reply
@DrBrady Polarthebear, this is why I love your comment- oh wait, it's a wannabe.

So, you would've upvoted and loved the comment if it was a well-known user, but you downvote and criticize because it's not?

Your bias is showing.

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@So, you would've upvoted and loved the comment if it was a well-known user, but you downvote and criticize because...

Wrong. I'm not down-voting your comment because you aren't a well-known user, I'm down-voting your comment because you're trying to imitate a well-known user.

Even if Anthony had come along and done it, my viewpoint would stand.

@DrBrady Wrong. I'm not down-voting your comment because you aren't a well-known user, I'm down-voting your comment because...

Maybe HastyCroissant wasn't trying to imitate polarthebear. Maybe he was trying to be funny or clever? I see so many people on this site make comments like that, even other well-known users, and you're probably the first person I've seen make a big deal of it. Some people who make comments like that probably aren't even familiar with polarthebear's old ways.

_Jojo_s avatar _Jojo_ Yeah You Are +17Reply
@How exactly is the commenter imitating polarthebear?

Polarthebear earned a lot of respect for his essay-like, story-telling comments that are so full to the brim with needless emotion that it's funny. HastyCroissant attempted to do the same.

@DrBrady Polarthebear, this is why I love your comment- oh wait, it's a wannabe.

I see what you're getting at, but at the same time Polarthebear's were usually wittier, and like other people have said you can't patent a style.

@HastyCroissant I lost my real ladder 4 years ago, he contracted rust and he died shortly after. A step ladder later came into my...

I wasn't trying to imitate anyone and I wasn't trying to be funny. I just thought it was quite clever, clearly I was wrong. No need to hate :P Right, now I'm off to watch England lose at rugby and comfort eat a box of heroes. Enjoy your day all.

HastyCroissants avatar HastyCroissant Yeah You Are +4Reply
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@1464246

I usually hate the trying too hard kind of comments, but I thought that comment was actually pretty funny. Weird.

My step ladder doesn't allow me to get high.

Well I do now....

ImNotGretchens avatar ImNotGretchen Yeah You Are +50Reply
@ImNotGretchen Well I do now....

I'm sorry for the death/divorce that separated you from your ladder. I know you may be going through a rough time, especially with a new step-ladder, but you may want to accept it the way it is and bond with it. Maybe use it to reach the Frisbee on your roof, or during some yard work. It may help you come to terms better with your new life, so you can live it to your fullest.

@ImNotGretchen Well I do now....

Same here. FINALLY A GOOD POTD!!!!! I was beginning to lose hope...

I'm good as long as it doesn't try to have sex with my sister.

What the FUCK?! I saw this as a Facebook group and wanted to post it myself, but I was afraid I'd get yelled at for posting unoriginal stuff. And now it's the POTD. D:

Whackas avatar Whacka No Way +19Reply
@Whacka What the FUCK?! I saw this as a Facebook group and wanted to post it myself, but I was afraid I'd get yelled at for...

I'm not bashing the OP or anything, but this is not a good POTD.
There are so many other posts out there that are more worthy.

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@1464181

No. We're not allowed to have nice things.

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@1464196

I'M SORRY DON'T HURT ME

It's just the same without my real ladder around anymore.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +12Reply

My Mom is really just not as happy with her step-ladder as she is with her real ladder.

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +11Reply

It's only a matter of time before my step-ladder starts trying to kill me and the rest of my family...

DavidSedanos avatar DavidSedano Yeah You Are +10Reply
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@1423009

It's an unoriginal post anyway to amirite. The original isn't exactly the same but it is similar. http://amirite.net/549869

Want to? I do it every day.

Blake11royss avatar Blake11roys Yeah You Are +8Reply

My step-ladder is always trying to get me high. I'm just not comfortable anymore.

Wow this took me so long to get... I'm so slow -.-

I'm almost surprised that nobody's started arguing over the differences between ladders and stepladders yet.

Asteriskis avatar Asteriski Yeah You Are +1Reply
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@1464206

Page not found. Let me find a spatula.

this is such a dumb post

@Evan17 this is such a dumb post

This is such a dumb comment.

IchLiebeDichs avatar IchLiebeDich Yeah You Are +11Reply

damn guys calm yo tits. i obviously was not aware that this was on facebook, or whatever places you claim it is from. i only saw it on AP, which has a very small userbase compared to other popular sites so i thought to get it out there because i appreciated it.

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@1464292

Sometimes, when your parent dies or your parents get divorced, they remarry a ladder. It can traumatic on the child, causing them to scream and complain that they just aren't the same as their real ladder.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +15Reply
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@1464300

Your sarcasm detector has malfunctioned. You might want to think about getting that replaced.

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@1464382

I knew you weren't being sarcastic. I was saying that you need to realise when other people are being sarcastic.

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@1464443

Was that supposed to be anon?

@1464300

No, the ladders I put in my living room as pieces of art.

I don't get it.

This is really clever.

Kaitlyns avatar Kaitlyn Yeah You Are -3Reply

Part of the reason I YYA'd is because you used the correct "you're". Props.

J_ZASs avatar J_ZAS Yeah You Are -7Reply
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@1464306

Anthony should make that an achievement. "Use you're and your correctly in at least 1 post/comment each."

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +17Reply
@1464306

I'm so sick of seeing the wrong kind of "you're" everywhere on the internet. It's just refreshing to see that people with brains still exist.

J_ZASs avatar J_ZAS Yeah You Are +4Reply
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@1464175

I'm pretty sure tomato doesn't have an "e" in it.

@1464175

Brett beat you to it, bro.

Whackas avatar Whacka No Way +4Reply
@1464175

Also, looks like you were wrong about getting voted up.

@God_the_Almighty Also, looks like you were wrong about getting voted up.

Yes! On my way to being voted down as much as I can!

Francoiss avatar Francois Yeah You Are -7Reply
@Francois Yes! On my way to being voted down as much as I can!

My whacka senses detect an attempt at reverse psychology!
(everyone vote the comment down.)

Whackas avatar Whacka No Way +3Reply
@Whacka My whacka senses detect an attempt at reverse psychology! (everyone vote the comment down.)

He's implying you're all idiots because he had to explain to you what reverse psychology is! Vote me up!

Francoiss avatar Francois Yeah You Are -2Reply
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