+161 You hate sporks because they just get in the way of everything. You're trying to eat your cereal and there's this obnoxious little point at the top, trying to piss you off. And it doesn't function as a fork either. How the fuck are you suppose to eat your broccoli with an oval-ish abomination in the way. Utensils should not be combined, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

especially when they create dangerous half-breeds

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude, what are you talking about? Spifes are all the rage. The added danger when eating cereal is an adrenaline rush! Talk about a thrilling breakfast...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sporks are perfect for nachos smirk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Somebody feels very strongly about appropriate silverware.

by Anonymous 13 years ago