+239 Alcohol creates lust. Lust brings fornication. Fornication brings children. Children become adults. Adults are miserable. Misery loves company. Company finds bars. Bars serve alcohol. Alcohol creates lust. It's the circle of life, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless you just don't drink alcohol.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Company finds bars? Wtf?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

To quote Shakespeare: Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes. It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. Therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery.

by Anonymous 6 years ago