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Alcohol creates lust. Lust brings fornication. Fornication brings children. Children become adults. Adults are miserable. Misery loves company. Company finds bars. Bars serve alcohol. Alcohol creates lust. It's the circle of life, amirite?

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Unless you just don't drink alcohol.

Company finds bars? Wtf?

To quote Shakespeare:

Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes. It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. Therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery.

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