+677 I got a letter in the mail today that said "Happy birthday, from 'you know who'"; why the fuck is Voldemort sending me letters? Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because sometimes I feel guilty for my actions and decide to redeem myself by doing small, kind things. That way, no one notices and my reputation as an evil wizard upholds.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You sir, have made my day. But it's not even my Birthday, it's on May 31st, remember that ok? :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Got it. I mean, Avada Kedavra!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How are you sending letters from the grave anyway?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Owls, duh!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am not completely satisfied with that explanation...please explain more =]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is classified information. If I tell the world, I will not be the only wizard who cheated death many times, and whose presence continued after death.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ah touché.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because wizards don't use email. Duh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They go by owl

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend got a letter that said "Happy Valentine's Day, from you know who!" in the middle of the summer...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Creepy, Voldemort be trollin. haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago