You're obviously not doing it right.
Well pigs have corkscrew-chaped penises, or peni, or whatever the plural is. So I guess they really DO screw each other to make baby piggies.
Where would the screw driver go
I was imagining the guy being on top, so his body would be the screwdriver and his pito would be the screw.
I think a new sex position was just invented
Actually, I'm pretty sure it already exists... sadly.
What, where the guy spins around, and around, and around during intercourse. I don't think anyone would want to do that.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it exists. There's probably porn with it somewhere.
But, the guy would just get inedible dizzy.
i hate it when guys get inedible
*incredible
Well, I doubt one can do it for very long anyway. Too difficult.
I find the nail gun strategy helps a lot with this.
I think it's called the helicopter...
It should be called nailing instead of screwing.
That term is used all the time.
I think I saw this in a very explicit Cosmo magazine.
Lmao i can't imagine it lol
I feel like there is already a sex position that works like this. interesting...
You're obviously not doing it right.
Well pigs have corkscrew-chaped penises, or peni, or whatever the plural is.

So I guess they really DO screw each other to make baby piggies.
Where would the screw driver go
I was imagining the guy being on top, so his body would be the screwdriver and his pito would be the screw.
I think a new sex position was just invented
Actually, I'm pretty sure it already exists... sadly.
What, where the guy spins around, and around, and around during intercourse. I don't think anyone would want to do that.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it exists. There's probably porn with it somewhere.
But, the guy would just get inedible dizzy.
i hate it when guys get inedible
*incredible
Well, I doubt one can do it for very long anyway. Too difficult.
I find the nail gun strategy helps a lot with this.
I think it's called the helicopter...
It should be called nailing instead of screwing.
That term is used all the time.
I think I saw this in a very explicit Cosmo magazine.
Lmao i can't imagine it lol
I feel like there is already a sex position that works like this. interesting...