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We should be thankful that "screwing" isn't an accurate description of sex. Imagine the difficulty of spinning your body like a helicopter propeller on top of your partner in order to make the screw go in the hole, amirite?

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You're obviously not doing it right.

HopeImrites avatar HopeImrite Yeah You Are +10Reply

Well pigs have corkscrew-chaped penises, or peni, or whatever the plural is.
So I guess they really DO screw each other to make baby piggies.
hmm smilie

Where would the screw driver go

DandyLions avatar DandyLion Yeah You Are +5Reply
@DandyLion Where would the screw driver go

I was imagining the guy being on top, so his body would be the screwdriver and his pito would be the screw.

DanielJamess avatar DanielJames Yeah You Are +5Reply
@DandyLion I think a new sex position was just invented

Actually, I'm pretty sure it already exists... sadly.

Adrias avatar Adria Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Adria Actually, I'm pretty sure it already exists... sadly.

What, where the guy spins around, and around, and around during intercourse. I don't think anyone would want to do that.

DandyLions avatar DandyLion Yeah You Are +2Reply
@DandyLion But, the guy would just get inedible dizzy.

Well, I doubt one can do it for very long anyway. Too difficult.

Adrias avatar Adria Yeah You Are 0Reply

I find the nail gun strategy helps a lot with this.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +5Reply

I think it's called the helicopter...

It should be called nailing instead of screwing.

I think I saw this in a very explicit Cosmo magazine.

Lmao i can't imagine it lol

LauraHernandezs avatar LauraHernandez Yeah You Are 0Reply

I feel like there is already a sex position that works like this. interesting...

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