ahh, that rhymes so its automatically true.
I'd obey, no question about that.
thecatwhocopies likes pie, so she must die.
Pie is alright... I'm more of a fruit tart person (;
a.) that would have been one of his better speeches and
b.) if Hitler did say that, i would imagine it to be more like "Hört zu, Leute, hier ist die Nachricht. Wir haben einfach musst die Juden töten!"
I have a sun dial.
Oh my god that is priceless considering what the comments above have been discussing about! XD
I go by military time; obviously this means I can't sex someone up until I'm out of college. MAKES SENSE.
The number 1-59 is on my digital clock...
I guess lesbians are fine, then.
If your age is an F key, then you can't get v-giny?
Good enough for me.
That didn't rhyme and it wasn't funny at all
is this standard or military time? aka 12 or 24?
The one that's fun for 25-year-olds. ... Oh wait, I'm 18...
I believe this would be the correct loophole...
NO SEX FOR YOU UNTIL YOU'RE 1260.
Because that's obviously what this post meant.
My clock shows the seconds... 1:59:59. 15,959. This would really help the overpopulation issues...
BUT U CAN SEX AT 160-199, 260-299...
agreed, but this just fit (:
hmmm, so 14 year old girls are allowed to suck cock now?
i don't make the rules.
I thought your comment was supposed to mean 14 year old girls shouldn't either, but now that I clicked your profile and saw you're 14 I'm questioning your intentions . . .
That's a logical fallacy. Just because he's saying 12 year olds and under can't doesn't mean those older can.
yeah, i'm 14 but i don't 'suck cock' i'm just saying if you 1-12 (times on the clock) you shouldn't either. that never stated that i did.
So 59 year olds can't have sex?
My clock doesn't have a 60...
So it's 7:09 now. 709 year olds can't have sex?