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If your age is on the clock, you're too young for cock. amirite?

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ahh, that rhymes so its automatically true.

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@1427332

I'd obey, no question about that.

@thecatwhocopies I'd obey, no question about that.

thecatwhocopies likes pie, so she must die.

@AppAwesome thecatwhocopies likes pie, so she must die.

Pie is alright... I'm more of a fruit tart person (;

@1427332

a.) that would have been one of his better speeches and
b.) if Hitler did say that, i would imagine it to be more like "Hört zu, Leute, hier ist die Nachricht. Wir haben einfach musst die Juden töten!"

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I have a sun dial.

@Astronaut_Will I have a sun dial.

Oh my god that is priceless considering what the comments above have been discussing about! XD

I go by military time; obviously this means I can't sex someone up until I'm out of college. MAKES SENSE.

The number 1-59 is on my digital clock...

I guess lesbians are fine, then.

@Neighbor I guess lesbians are fine, then.

If your age is an F key, then you can't get v-giny?

is this standard or military time? aka 12 or 24?

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The one that's fun for 25-year-olds. hello smilie ... Oh wait, I'm 18...

@1427088

I believe this would be the correct loophole...
http://www.archiexpo.com/prod/k...43-338637.html

12:59
NO SEX FOR YOU UNTIL YOU'RE 1260.

Because that's obviously what this post meant.

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agreed, but this just fit (:

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hmmm, so 14 year old girls are allowed to suck cock now?

@Mitchhp hmmm, so 14 year old girls are allowed to suck cock now?

I thought your comment was supposed to mean 14 year old girls shouldn't either, but now that I clicked your profile and saw you're 14 I'm questioning your intentions . . . wary smilie

@Mitchhp hmmm, so 14 year old girls are allowed to suck cock now?

That's a logical fallacy. Just because he's saying 12 year olds and under can't doesn't mean those older can.

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@Axolotl That's a logical fallacy. Just because he's saying 12 year olds and under can't doesn't mean those older can.

yeah, i'm 14 but i don't 'suck cock' i'm just saying if you 1-12 (times on the clock) you shouldn't either. that never stated that i did.

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standard. (:

your_stargirls avatar your_stargirl Yeah You Are +1Reply

adrians.tumblr?

So 59 year olds can't have sex? hello smilie

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My clock doesn't have a 60...

So it's 7:09 now. 709 year olds can't have sex?

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