+927 If your age is on the clock, you're too young for cock. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

is this standard or military time? aka 12 or 24?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

standard. (:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I go by military time; obviously this means I can't sex someone up until I'm out of college. MAKES SENSE.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ahh, that rhymes so its automatically true.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hmmm, so 14 year old girls are allowed to suck cock now?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i don't make the rules.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought your comment was supposed to mean 14 year old girls shouldn't either, but now that I clicked your profile and saw you're 14 I'm questioning your intentions . . . wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's a logical fallacy. Just because he's saying 12 year olds and under can't doesn't mean those older can.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yeah, i'm 14 but i don't 'suck cock' i'm just saying if you 1-12 (times on the clock) you shouldn't either. that never stated that i did.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I guess lesbians are fine, then.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If your age is an F key, then you can't get v-giny?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Good enough for me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That didn't rhyme and it wasn't funny at all

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The number 1-59 is on my digital clock...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So it's 7:09 now. 709 year olds can't have sex?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

12:59 NO SEX FOR YOU UNTIL YOU'RE 1260. Because that's obviously what this post meant.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My clock shows the seconds... 1:59:59. 15,959. This would really help the overpopulation issues...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

BUT U CAN SEX AT 160-199, 260-299...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have a sun dial.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh my god that is priceless considering what the comments above have been discussing about! XD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

adrians.tumblr?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So 59 year olds can't have sex? hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago