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You've wondered what you would do if you were about to get killed by a murderer, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
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by Anonymous12 years ago
I would scream cry.
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I'd pray.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Stab that bastard!
by Anonymous12 years ago
I think about this everytime I see a spider.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'd say something like, "But don't you know what this is? Haven't you realized why you can't kill me?" And in his moment of confused contemplation, I'd kick him in the balls and run like hell.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Who says the murderer has to be a man, HMM?
You need a strategy for both genders, you see.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'd use the Dora approach. "killer no killing, killer no killing, killer no KILLING!"
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