+303 You've wondered what you would do if you were about to get killed by a murderer, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would scream cry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd pray.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stab that bastard!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think about this everytime I see a spider.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd say something like, "But don't you know what this is? Haven't you realized why you can't kill me?" And in his moment of confused contemplation, I'd kick him in the balls and run like hell.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who says the murderer has to be a man, HMM? You need a strategy for both genders, you see.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd use the Dora approach. "killer no killing, killer no killing, killer no KILLING!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago