+303 You've wondered what you would do if you were about to get killed by a murderer, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

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by Anonymous 14 years ago

I would scream cry.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'd pray.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Stab that bastard!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think about this everytime I see a spider.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'd say something like, "But don't you know what this is? Haven't you realized why you can't kill me?" And in his moment of confused contemplation, I'd kick him in the balls and run like hell.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Who says the murderer has to be a man, HMM? You need a strategy for both genders, you see.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'd use the Dora approach. "killer no killing, killer no killing, killer no KILLING!"

by Anonymous 14 years ago