Mother Nature and the East Coast need to tone down their sex life. A couple days ago we felt their bed rumbling and now she's about to give him a wet and wild blow, amirite?

+268 Mother Nature and the East Coast need to tone down their sex life. A couple days ago we felt their bed rumbling and now she's about to give him a wet and wild blow, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's a water park near me called "Wet and Wild". Thanks for changing my thoughts about it forever.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Man, why does the West Coast have to be such a virgin?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, I'm sure the West Coast is really disappointed that they aren't getting earthquakes, hurricanes, etc.

by Anonymous 12 years ago