+116 You always feel pretty darn proud of yourself when you bake cookies and your family eats them all by the next day, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Its actually bordering on "GODDAMIT. I MADE THE FUCKING COOKIES! CAN I EAT SOME YOU GREEDY BASTARDS!?"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I actually made a pie for my sister today and she's already almost eaten all of it so I'm very flattered.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Considering your name, I imagine you eat your own cookies first.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I actually get extremely annoyed that I spent the time making the cookies and they don't even have the decency to make them last two days. I ration them usually...

by Anonymous 11 years ago