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There's never been enough lemonade in this world. It's time someone made a stand, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
If only life gave us the lemons to do this...
by Anonymous13 years ago
When life gives you lemons... TAKE A STAND!!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
make*. or it's not funny.......
by Anonymous13 years ago
Unless you bully another person into giving you their stand.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Take... like... by force.
1)Go and uproot a 5 year old's stand because you are pissed at the world.
2)Then actually piss, and sell it as lemonade.
3)Then, when they realize it's piss, run over them with the 5 year old's tricycle.
4) Go snicker behind a bush
THAT my friend is how to make lemonade.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Get MAD! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with them? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yes! YEEESSSSS!!!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
I throw your lemons on the ground!
by Anonymous13 years ago
There's a lemon in the alphabet! Between K and O.
by Anonymous13 years ago
*thinks* K...L M N O.......
Nngh. Maybe in text speak....
by Anonymous13 years ago
abcdefghijk-A LEMON-opqrstuvwxyz
I meant the way it sounds when you say it lol.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oooh. That makes sense.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Seems like nonsense to me
by Anonymous13 years ago
too bad it'll probably get shut down for not having a permit.
by Anonymous13 years ago
With all of life's lemons that people are making into lemonade you think we would have enough
I saw this guy fallen down next to his lemonade stand, he was bleeding. So I gave him some of his lemon-aid, and surprisingly he was all better.
by Anonymous13 years ago
fail pun
by Anonymous13 years ago
I try.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well, we're not very happy today are we? :(
by Anonymous13 years ago
With all the lemons life is giving people, I'd assume there'd be plenty of lemonade.
by Anonymous13 years ago
That awkward moment when you post a comment before reading the other ones then realize someone already posted a similar comment...
by Anonymous13 years ago
The un-awkward moment when you realize there's a delete button that comes with your comment.
by Anonymous13 years ago
When I first saw the delete button, my jaw dropped. I just sat there awkwardly for about 30 minutes, thinking about all the unnecessary arguments and flame wars that could have been ended peacefully had I been aware of the delete button. Do not go saying that moment is not awkward, because it is.
by Anonymous13 years ago
That sounds like a great 30 minutes, although it couldn't have been as great as the moment when you discovered courage, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I have never forgotten that day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPSYIxeXs1g&feature=channel_video_title
by Anonymous13 years ago
Did you search courage on youtube or were you looking for that, specifically?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I was looking for the specific video I lank here. You see, as a child I often watched a collection of animated stories titled 'The Rainbow Fish' which included the aforementioned video. As you can see, that video, along with the classic film 'Dances with Wolves', impacted me so much I felt it necessary to base my amirite profile off them.
tl;dr: Yes I was searching for that video
by Anonymous13 years ago
I asked because I remember that show from when I was little and thought that was really cool.
by Anonymous13 years ago
"lank"
by Anonymous13 years ago
its funny that the dinosaurs are supposed to represent you, but you're a wolf.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I don't know why, but your comment combined with your display picture and username made me laugh ridiculously hard.
by Anonymous13 years ago
yay?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Just thought I'd inform you.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm flattered.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I see what you did there....
by Anonymous13 years ago
good job.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Isn't the proper terminology "take a stand"? Given that such is true, I would have said something along the lines of the following.
Our economy going down the drain thanks to a surplus of lemonade stands and a low demand of lemonade. Our country has stayed quiet aboot this for too long because we like lemonade so much, but I believe we have had enough. The government needs to be more aggressive aboot this! It's time for them to take a stand! amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Sigh..yes Chauncy, whatever you say.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Are moderators also allowed to see who posts the anonymous comments, or is it just admins?
by Anonymous13 years ago
You're the only person on here that regularly uses "aboot" and makes anon comments that make people go
by Anonymous13 years ago
I understand my undoing, but that doesn't answer my question.
by Anonymous13 years ago
To answer it, only Admins can see who made Anon posts and comments, not Mods.
But like the others said, you have a unique writing style that's easy to spot - you should have at least tried to disguise it. When I go Anon, I try to spell words the American way. It kills a little part of my soul every time I leave out a U ...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Whenever you transition from anonymous to public writing styles, do you use w's to compensate for the lack of u's in your anonymous style?
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