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Amazing women are like Rare Pokemon: They are very difficult to find, stand out from the rest, have exceptional qualities and you need Master Balls to catch them. amirite?

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And don't forget that they're easier to catch when you put them to sleep first.

And when you first encounter them, you hear a special set of music that makes them seem all the more intimidating.

@Vliss

TLC, wearing weird things over their privates before Lady Gaga even came in the game.

Shugahs avatar Shugah Yeah You Are +10Reply
@Vliss

What is scrub? Like scrubs?

@Shadi What is scrub? Like scrubs?

When you said "What is Scrub?" I started thinking of "What is love? Baby don't hurt me"
And I was going to comment:
Baby don't scrub me... no more...
But it was just a question :(

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +27Reply

Everyone knows you're only supposed to use Master Balls on the ones that flee.

Can I keep resetting until I get a shiny amazing woman?

IMPs avatar IMP Yeah You Are +16Reply
@IMP Can I keep resetting until I get a shiny amazing woman?

You can get drunk and blank out after you fail and forget all about it, then try again? lol

Vlisss avatar Vliss Yeah You Are +13Reply

Does that mean whores are zubats?

and both run away from Pokemon players. like me :(

Anonymous +13Reply
@and both run away from Pokemon players. like me :(

Aw, don't give up. Just turn on your Charm-and-er pants come right off y smilie

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +21Reply
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@DandyLion wait, let me fix that http://pokemonpuns.blogspot.com...ome-right.html

Calm down, mate. Come with me on a magikarp-et ride, and let us forget about our worries.

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +13Reply
@Kashish Calm down, mate. Come with me on a magikarp-et ride, and let us forget about our worries.

sigh

cause most are going to be said anyways...
inb4:

A magnet-mite Kill the bitch.
Someone help my child is Missingno!
Experiencing ang-Staryu
Don't take Ro-Hypno-L it makes you Drowzee
Rick Gastley
Ekans see clearly now the rain is gone.
I Bee-Drillin' her All Night!
Thanks to the Doctor my Hyp-No Longer Hurts
My Girlfriend never wears Abra
Can I Fil-Mewtwo Having Sex?
A magnet-mite Kill the bitch.
Someone help my child is Missingno!
Experiencing ang-Staryu
Scy-ther's just no good women left out there.
Don't take Ro-Hypno-L it makes you Drowzee
Rick Gastley
Ekans see clearly now the rain is gone.
I Bee-Drillin' her All Night!
Thanks to the Doctor my Hyp-No Longer Hurts
My Girlfriend never wears Abra
She likes it in her Meowth
Can I Fil-Mewtwo Having Sex?
PS2 Sucks. GameCubones.
I metapod of whales the other day
I can't act but omestar in a movie.
That last fight nearly Tauros apart.
I fought the War-Tortle-ly naked.
I don't know if I beleive that story. It sounds Fa...
I'm gonna use my taser to Zapados Niggas
Your Mom likes to Rhydon

I like my women like my Pokemon, coincidentally. When they're weak and I can force my balls on them. hello smilie

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +13Reply
@Favvkes I like it in the Meowth

Can I fil-mewtwo having sex? hello smilie

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +12Reply
@Kashish Can I fil-mewtwo having sex?

Ooh yes! Omestar in a movie goo smilie

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +8Reply
Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +11Reply
@Kashish Can I Raichu a script?

That made me Squirtle over the place

Anonymous +4Reply
@DavidSedano Rule 34!

what does rule 34 mean?

Anonymous -8Reply
@WolfeDeWary Google image that shit

wtf?!?!?! i dont get it...its gross

@That made me Squirtle over the place

Go to the store they have Butterfree with a coupon

Anonymous +1Reply
@Go to the store they have Butterfree with a coupon

I wish i could Beedrill -ing you right now

Anonymous +2Reply

This POTD is pretty disappointing, comments-wise. un smilie

@Nonsense_Narwhal THANKS A LOT!! -cuts wrists

"Your welcome is much obliged, I do declare!" I stated in a traditional Southern Belle dialect.

-tapes wrists closed

By rare, you do mean Legendary, yes? Because there are plenty of elusive Pokemon that are worth catching solely for Pokedex completion.

Wait...If Amazing Women are difficult to find, then how do they stand out from the rest?

@Bliss - I dare you not to reply to this comment.

@Roy

Facepalm lol
Couldn't help it.

Vlisss avatar Vliss Yeah You Are -2Reply
@Vliss Facepalm lol Couldn't help it.

It said Bliss, who cares if you reply!

Skr3wBalls avatar Skr3wBall Yeah You Are +3Reply

If you save before you meet them you can kill them as many times as you want without any consequences.

And they all try to murder your pets.... Or maybe I have bad taste in women...(emotionfacethatIdon'tremeberthenameofnorcanfindduetothefactIamonamoblie)

Runys avatar Runy Yeah You Are +3Reply

Favvkes has overrun this post with horrible puns about pokemon.

I'm surprised she hasn't used any cat related photos, but then she'll get more ideas if I said so.

Oh wait...

They're more like shiny Pokemon in that there's only one for you and if you don't catch her...oh well

At first I read amazing as amazon.

musicals avatar musical Yeah You Are +2Reply

if the girl's heavy you'll need a weight ball

And if you're weak they'll devastate you

julios avatar julio Yeah You Are 0Reply

First time playing pokemon: Catches Moltres with Master Ball.
Comes to Mewtwo.
Uses 97 Ultra Balls.
LIKE A BAUS

True story.

...and they don't matter because next year there will be another hundred?

and you sometimes are forced to go through all this unnecessary shit just to find where they are.

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@1436077

You're not getting it, it's word play. I'm talking about the balls in between your legs. You better have big balls to get girls like that.

Vlisss avatar Vliss Yeah You Are +2Reply
@ThatOneNut I didn't know that girls like massive testicles

Yes, they like ThoseTwoNuts and you need a big pair to sum up the audacity to try and win them over.

Vlisss avatar Vliss Yeah You Are +2Reply

Oh boy! Another POTD featuring both romance and pokèmon! /sarcasm

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