What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help, amirite?

+149 What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Anti jokes are really original

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So is sarcasm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought this meant a black lady with two eyes. I was extremely confused at first.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nice ending, much more tasteful than the punchline of the joke version "Nothing you haven't already told her twice" <cue cringing hisses and squirming>

by Anonymous 12 years ago

or, you say, how did you get those bruises? shouldn't jump to conclusions...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Coraline

by Anonymous 12 years ago