What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help, amirite?

I thought this meant a black lady with two eyes. I was extremely confused at first.

Anti jokes are really original

Nice ending, much more tasteful than the punchline of the joke version

"Nothing you haven't already told her twice" <cue cringing hisses and squirming>

or, you say, how did you get those bruises?
shouldn't jump to conclusions...

Coraline