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Although you may be shocked to find a pack of condoms in your teenager's bedroom, you should be proud that they're smart enough to use protection. And it's nice to see their optimism, because you know that ugly motherfucker isn't getting any action any time soon, amirite?

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I find it a bit odd that you spoke of your son as a motherfucker.

I wouldn't mind so much if he was ugly, but incestuous tendencies? PASS.

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really fast, some would even say prematurely. I'm trying to make a premature ejaculation joke i'm just not sure how to word it

Lol this post describes me perfectly. Got condoms a year ago and haven't used them

@wobbuffet Lol this post describes me perfectly. Got condoms a year ago and haven't used them

Rather have them and not need them, than need them and not have them.

@Blargh Rather have them and not need them, than need them and not have them.

My translation of that: better to not get laid than to get laid

Hell no! What's wrong with you!

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Thats hot

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