+588 Although you may be shocked to find a pack of condoms in your teenager's bedroom, you should be proud that they're smart enough to use protection. And it's nice to see their optimism, because you know that ugly motherfucker isn't getting any action any time soon, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wouldn't mind so much if he was ugly, but incestuous tendencies? PASS.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats hot

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol this post describes me perfectly. Got condoms a year ago and haven't used them

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rather have them and not need them, than need them and not have them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My translation of that: better to not get laid than to get laid Hell no! What's wrong with you!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I find it a bit odd that you spoke of your son as a motherfucker.

by Anonymous 13 years ago