+413 Maybe if humans stopped boasting about how they're "smarter than the average bear," we bears would stop mauling the shit out of you fuckers, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Humans dont boast that. Yogi does

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yogi isn't one of us. He's a human creation. That poser...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What?! Your lying

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're* You clearly aren't smarter than the average bear. Pft, humans...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Easy now. I'm smarter than any old dumb bear

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sea Bears are especially dangerous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, bears only attack when they're afraid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago