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Why do people who are "gangsta" call their homes "the crib"? Especially when talking to a girl, how is that appealing? "Ay, girl, why don't you come by the crib later? We can suck on pacifiahs allll night, and maybe even cry ourselves to sleep.", amirite?
Crying yourself to sleep is gangster now?
Fuck yeah.
Pacifiers are the new grillz.
Pasuhfiahs be da noo grilz (u gota spel bad 2 dawg)
It takes too much brain power to type like that. D:
"And in the morning we can shit ourselves. Like a BOSS."
"And at night we piss ourselves BEYOTCH! Watcha know 'bout da ghetto?!"
I read this in a "ghetto accent," and the cry ourselves to sleep part was unexpected, so it made me laugh.
So when people tell me that I act like a baby they mean I'm gangster?
"Hey Baby, i love to crawl all over your floors and stick random things in my mouth"
I know someone who's name actually is Baby Girl...
I predict a future career as a stripper.
apparent fail*
This reminded me of The Help...phenomenal book by the way.
I really want to read it, actually (before I see the movie).
Good to know, I'll Amazon it when I get paid lol
That was a great book! I haven't seen the movie yet, though.
I'm listening to the audiobook.
POTD THIS FUCKER.
you can tell the futer.
Maybe he has a time macne.
The futer will never die. The futer is always to come. A ray of hope.
These guys usually call the girls "sexy mama", so does this mean that guys are just trying to fulfill some sick incest fantasy?
._.
really? where I live they call them bitches and whores as if they are pmips or something.
We can drank straight from da bottle...
"Hey baby, come over to my crib so we can fill our diapers together and then cry about it"
I want you to rub diaper cream all over my ass!
To his male friend:
"Ayeee yo niqqa uu wnna come ovah ta da crib nd suck on nipplez all nitee.. da nipplez on milkk bottlez dat izz.."
Gangstas are so badass. First they sagged their pants, which is one of the most badass things I can think of, and now they shit themselves and sleep in a crib. I'm intimidated already.
Because not even God is safe from gangstas.
I'm protected, I'm just a scardycat.
They sell pacifiers that light up... Thats pretty ganstah
Well, they are sucking on something...
There thumbs?
Why wouldn't there be thumbs?!
Of course! What did you think I meant?
Their mommas breasts yo!
Hell yeah.
"And then maybe you can even change my diaper, if you're lucky."
What is fermila? I am lost.
"fermila" is gangsta for "familiar", as in a spirit who exists asside a witch to assist her with her sorcery, as gangstas are typically wiccan in belief.
Kirsten is implying that witches are at their most powerful during infancy, which is why a young witch might require so many assistants.
Oh, I knew I forgot something to explain! Formula. Like baby formula.
Oooh.
OH he'll be crying alwright when that beeeyotch forgets to change his daaaiiiper
This professes my thoughts exactly.
people who do e have pacifiers lol...
dis pos is stewpid lyke rlly wtf?
CAN YOU LEAVE ALREADY?
YOU'RE LIKE A DISEASE
So lame.
Lmaoo, right
weak ass POTD
Weak-ass comment.
The more you Kohls.
Like yours was any better.
got more votes;)
uh- negative votes.
thats not a good thing.
The hell?
the hell what?
phrase that in a complete sentence please
LOL okay. Since youre a dumbass and you cant figure out what i was implying.. what the hell are you talking about, obviously 1700 is more than 900. Now tell me again, whats not a good thing?
LOL okay.
shit i am sick of people like you.
have a nice life.
Lmao. People like me?? Clarify this for me please. I find it amazing that you can already clasify me (vaguely) without ever meeting me