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Why do people who are "gangsta" call their homes "the crib"? Especially when talking to a girl, how is that appealing? "Ay, girl, why don't you come by the crib later? We can suck on pacifiahs allll night, and maybe even cry ourselves to sleep.", amirite?

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Crying yourself to sleep is gangster now?
Fuck yeah.

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@1442315

Pacifiers are the new grillz.

Normas avatar Norma Yeah You Are +21Reply
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@1442323

Pasuhfiahs be da noo grilz (u gota spel bad 2 dawg)

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@1442349

It takes too much brain power to type like that. D:

Normas avatar Norma Yeah You Are +22Reply

"And in the morning we can shit ourselves. Like a BOSS."

@FlyingGuineaPig "And in the morning we can shit ourselves. Like a BOSS."

"And at night we piss ourselves BEYOTCH! Watcha know 'bout da ghetto?!"

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +17Reply

I read this in a "ghetto accent," and the cry ourselves to sleep part was unexpected, so it made me laugh.

_Jojo_s avatar _Jojo_ Yeah You Are +43Reply

So when people tell me that I act like a baby they mean I'm gangster?

"Hey Baby, i love to crawl all over your floors and stick random things in my mouth"

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@1442319

I know someone who's name actually is Baby Girl...

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@1442353

I predict a future career as a stripper.

twisted_memoriess avatar twisted_memories Yeah You Are +29Reply
@1442353

apparent fail*

@twisted_memories I know someone who's name actually is Baby Girl...

This reminded me of The Help...phenomenal book by the way.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +2Reply
@KirstenAnn This reminded me of The Help...phenomenal book by the way.

I really want to read it, actually (before I see the movie).

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@1442364

Good to know, I'll Amazon it when I get paid lol

@KirstenAnn This reminded me of The Help...phenomenal book by the way.

That was a great book! I haven't seen the movie yet, though.

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@1442412

I'm listening to the audiobook.

POTD THIS FUCKER.

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@1443207

The futer will never die. The futer is always to come. A ray of hope.

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are +5Reply

These guys usually call the girls "sexy mama", so does this mean that guys are just trying to fulfill some sick incest fantasy?
._.

@Erin These guys usually call the girls "sexy mama", so does this mean that guys are just trying to fulfill some sick...

really? where I live they call them bitches and whores as if they are pmips or something.

Anonymous +1Reply

We can drank straight from da bottle...

"Hey baby, come over to my crib so we can fill our diapers together and then cry about it"

To his male friend:
"Ayeee yo niqqa uu wnna come ovah ta da crib nd suck on nipplez all nitee.. da nipplez on milkk bottlez dat izz.."

Gangstas are so badass. First they sagged their pants, which is one of the most badass things I can think of, and now they shit themselves and sleep in a crib. I'm intimidated already.

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +15Reply

They sell pacifiers that light up... Thats pretty ganstah

Jonesys avatar Jonesy Yeah You Are +14Reply

Well, they are sucking on something...

Lkuns avatar Lkun Yeah You Are +11Reply
@DandyLion There thumbs?

Why wouldn't there be thumbs?!

@DandyLion There thumbs?

Of course! What did you think I meant?

Lkuns avatar Lkun Yeah You Are +12Reply
Anonymous +15Reply

Image in content

Hell yeah.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +11Reply

"And then maybe you can even change my diaper, if you're lucky."

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@1442506

What is fermila? I am lost.

@Shugah What is fermila? I am lost.

"fermila" is gangsta for "familiar", as in a spirit who exists asside a witch to assist her with her sorcery, as gangstas are typically wiccan in belief.

Kirsten is implying that witches are at their most powerful during infancy, which is why a young witch might require so many assistants.

OH he'll be crying alwright when that beeeyotch forgets to change his daaaiiiper

Ravens avatar Raven Yeah You Are +1Reply

This professes my thoughts exactly.

Ram27s avatar Ram27 Yeah You Are 0Reply

people who do e have pacifiers lol...

Anonymous -1Reply

dis pos is stewpid lyke rlly wtf?

@lissentewmahwurds dis pos is stewpid lyke rlly wtf?

CAN YOU LEAVE ALREADY?

YOU'RE LIKE A DISEASE

weak ass POTD

Rockys avatar Rocky Yeah You Are +22Reply
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@1443212

The more you Kohls.

@Weekend_Warrior weak ass POTD

Like yours was any better.

Anonymous +4Reply
@Weekend_Warrior got more votes;)

uh- negative votes.
thats not a good thing.

yumitsclaudss avatar yumitsclauds Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Weekend_Warrior The hell?

the hell what?
phrase that in a complete sentence please

yumitsclaudss avatar yumitsclauds Yeah You Are 0Reply
@yumitsclauds the hell what? phrase that in a complete sentence please

LOL okay. Since youre a dumbass and you cant figure out what i was implying.. what the hell are you talking about, obviously 1700 is more than 900. Now tell me again, whats not a good thing?

@yumitsclauds LOL okay. shit i am sick of people like you. have a nice life.

Lmao. People like me?? Clarify this for me please. I find it amazing that you can already clasify me (vaguely) without ever meeting me

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