+1,078 Why do people who are "gangsta" call their homes "the crib"? Especially when talking to a girl, how is that appealing? "Ay, girl, why don't you come by the crib later? We can suck on pacifiahs allll night, and maybe even cry ourselves to sleep.", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

POTD THIS FUCKER.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you can tell the futer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe he has a time macne.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Crying yourself to sleep is gangster now? Fuck yeah.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read this in a "ghetto accent," and the cry ourselves to sleep part was unexpected, so it made me laugh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"And in the morning we can shit ourselves. Like a BOSS."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"And at night we piss ourselves BEYOTCH! Watcha know 'bout da ghetto?!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, they are sucking on something...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There thumbs?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Of course! What did you think I meant?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Their mommas breasts yo!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why wouldn't there be thumbs?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Hey baby, come over to my crib so we can fill our diapers together and then cry about it"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I want you to rub diaper cream all over my ass!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Hey Baby, i love to crawl all over your floors and stick random things in my mouth"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So when people tell me that I act like a baby they mean I'm gangster?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://s3.amazonaws.com/picable/2007/12/10/88798_Gangster-Baby_400.jpg Hell yeah.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

These guys usually call the girls "sexy mama", so does this mean that guys are just trying to fulfill some sick incest fantasy? ._.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

really? where I live they call them bitches and whores as if they are pmips or something.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They sell pacifiers that light up... Thats pretty ganstah

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To his male friend: "Ayeee yo niqqa uu wnna come ovah ta da crib nd suck on nipplez all nitee.. da nipplez on milkk bottlez dat izz.."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We can drank straight from da bottle...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gangstas are so badass. First they sagged their pants, which is one of the most badass things I can think of, and now they shit themselves and sleep in a crib. I'm intimidated already.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because not even God is safe from gangstas.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm protected, I'm just a scardycat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This professes my thoughts exactly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

weak ass POTD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Weak-ass comment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Like yours was any better.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

got more votes;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

uh- negative votes. thats not a good thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The hell?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the hell what? phrase that in a complete sentence please

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL okay. Since youre a dumbass and you cant figure out what i was implying.. what the hell are you talking about, obviously 1700 is more than 900. Now tell me again, whats not a good thing?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL okay. shit i am sick of people like you. have a nice life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lmao. People like me?? Clarify this for me please. I find it amazing that you can already clasify me (vaguely) without ever meeting me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OH he'll be crying alwright when that beeeyotch forgets to change his daaaiiiper

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"And then maybe you can even change my diaper, if you're lucky."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So lame.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lmaoo, right

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dis pos is stewpid lyke rlly wtf?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

CAN YOU LEAVE ALREADY? YOU'RE LIKE A DISEASE

by Anonymous 13 years ago

people who do e have pacifiers lol...

by Anonymous 13 years ago