+300 It always makes for an awkward situation when someone asks, "What took you so long!?" Right after you get out of the bathroom. Do you really want to know? Next time some dumbass asks you that, just say, "Yeah, my violent diarrhea splashed the toilet water all over my jeans, but don't worry, I cleaned myself up with the toilet paper afterward." That ought to shut them up, amirite?
12 years ago