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November 9th, we will never forget
i had friends that died in 9/11 you fucking cunt
Haha dead people it's funny because it didn't happen to me
Friends was always funny
Hey. " Was always" contradicts itself. You cant use "was" which is a past tense verb with "always" which means never ending. Try again!
Friends IS always funny. It never stopped being funny.
Its a controversial joke topic. If it offends you, just ignore the post. The op isnt trying to be disrespectful, just trying to be funny. If you don't find it funny then move along, nothing to see here...
I don't think it will ever be socially acceptable to crack a 9/11 joke. No offense to OP, but i had to vote this down. Some hard shit went down that day; and lots of lives were lost and ruined. There are some situations that you can just never make light of.
Family guy did it
It's been 10 years, how is it too soon?
He is still upset that Friends ended.
It takes 22.3 years for something tragic to become funny.
9/11 isn't funny after ten years. Some one might be able to crack morbid jokes about it that are funny, but the event itself is not.
I don't care what anyone says, this is one of my best posts.
were you the one to post this on sickipedia? I saw it there a couple days ago.
I didn't post it there, and I didn't steal it from there. My friend and I were waiting in line and we were trying to make up the most offensive jokes possible
didn't say you were stealing it.
I know, but I was just saying, in case an other person had wondered.
Dont stuff like this or your rep will come crashing down in a heap of smoldering rubble
You killed my pun ... And Who the fuck is blearslayer?
How dare you. Friends is still hilarious
wow how could u say this...
op probably doesnt even have frends LOL
ohh ok. also HI JESUS I LOVE U <333 did u get my prayers?
my moms in the hospital right now :/
your offensive to my relijun
This IS your religion.
Oh stop being so offended. When it comes to 9/11 jokes, the sky's the limit!
I agree, 9/11 jokes are to die for.
who are u i was talking to op not u gtfo
that is why you are anonymous and he is not.
stop trying to be smart as
what? fuck isnt smart. it leads to stds and other handicaps
help. the std'd person is calling me names
you love'd my comment and we're not even married! thats against my relijun
Amusing troll that makes people laugh > argumentative troll that frustrates
You're on the wrong website, sickipedia's that way
This post should be deleted. 9/11 really is an explosive topic.
yeah I really don't think you would have posted this if your mom had been one of those passengers on flight 11. Think that the kids reading this who's mom or dad was killed in 9/11 are laughing? Yeah that would be a no, asshole.
Well, one style of humor can't be liked by everyone you know.
I never said it had to. But if someone else had written this, and your mom was killed that day, I couldn't give two shits what kind of humor you like; you wouldn't be laughing.
Well, I don't like slapstick comedy, but I don't get all offended when I see some slapstick going on.
Not liking something and having a family member killed in the most awful way possible are two very different things.
I actually read that drowning was the worst way to die, and I believe people died in plane crashes on 9/11.
I never said the most physically painful.
True, but I think if say, terrorists hijacked a pool and put a roof on it so no one could get out, that would be a more awful way to die.
Well that's irrelevant and wouldn't happen because it would hurt such a small amount of people and al quaeda aims for mass death rates. Plus I think waiting on a plane for 45 minutes knowing your guna be killed in a fiery crash and calling your family on the airplane phone to tell them you're never going to see them again and that you love them and have to eventually hang up seems a bit harder to deal with.
Well, the terrorists could remove the ladders on the pool, like in sims, so the people would just float there. Also, they would probably aim for something like a water park pool, so there would be quite a few people in it. Then they could just slowly lower it, until everyone quietly drowned. Plus, they wouldn't even have their phones, so it would be harder.
3000 people are never in the same pool together...
That pool could have 3000 people shoulder to shoulder and still have room.
First of all its not even in the US. Second of all 3000 aren't guna sit shoulder to shoulder in a pool. I don't care if it's possible, they aren't going to and wouldnt be attacked
That's incredibly close minded that you would think attacks on America are the only ones that matter. And they wouldn't have to, there's plenty of room to go around comfortably, and that's what they said about the world trade center and the pentagon, but that happened, didn't it?
when the fuck did I say only attacks on the US matter? I said the giant POOL thing wasn't in the US..
You said that the pool wasn't even in the US, meaning you thought that only a US attack would matter. And that city is where Chernobyl is, l2sarcasm.
Also, I don't know if my message got to you, but I wished you a happy 9/11
ohhh you're not American. You're ukranian? Thatttt's why.
5/6/2004. We will never forget.
It's only (allowed to be) funny after 40 years. That's the offensive joke timeline on things like these.
You are a sick individual
That's a little harsh. I don't go to your posts and judge you just on that.
If you can joke about one thing, you can joke about anything.
"So I heard you had an abortion... That must be a weight off your chest!"
This is in no way true.
Reminds me of the deleted post I made once: "Americans really need to stop being so fucking butthurt about 9/11, amirite?"