+173 Guys: It would be funny if you tightened all of the lids of the jars at your girlfriend's house so that when she asks you to open it you can say, "OH YOU NEED ME NOW DON'T YOU?" amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would be really really mean to the opening challenged people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, it would be. Only sick, twisted people would do that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Has this happened to you by any chance? Really good idea though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha my dad to my mom :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What a legend.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hehe my parents be cool :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do they prank each other often?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah they're really funny(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

About as funny as feeding someone rat poison and when they ask you to call an ambulance saying "OH YOU NEED ME NOW DON'T YOU"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But then you made it too tight and are having trouble undoing it yourself

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But then your girlfriend is a man and he used asking you to open the jars as a distraction so he could rape you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*rubs forehead twice*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Was this a Dane Cook joke?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I STILL CAN'T EVEN OPEN WATER BOTTLES 0_0

by Anonymous 13 years ago