+462 I've been to three college informational sessions and at each one, the admissions officer has warned applicants not to use swear words in their essays. I didn't know this was a problem, what do they expect people to write? "Man, I really want to go to fucking Harvard. Its academics are the shit and it's fucking Ivy League bitch." amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If I were an admissions officer, I'd want to admit that person just for his/her sheer badassery.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I want to be in this fucking school because i want to be as goddamn smart as i can motherfucking be.And this dumbass place will look great on my job application assholes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's a joke...I know people don't actually write that. However, it's funny to imagine what would happen if they did.

by Anonymous 12 years ago