Why did Sarah drop her icecream? Because she was hit by a truck.
Oh my god I love that.
That's an anti-joke C:
Precisely.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one is a duck.
Where did Susie go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.
knock knock. who's there? lettuce. that's impossible.
What's blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint
Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.
A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway.
Like a lot of your jokes? :D
What did a and b look for at the beach?
A "c" gull.
Why did Sarah drop her icecream? Because she was hit by a truck.
Oh my god I love that.
That's an anti-joke C:
Precisely.
Two guys walk into a bar.
The third one is a duck.
Where did Susie go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.
knock knock.
who's there?
lettuce.
that's impossible.
What's blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint
Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.
A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway.
Like a lot of your jokes?
:D
What did a and b look for at the beach?
A "c" gull.