Why did Sarah drop her icecream? Because she was hit by a truck.
Oh my god I love that.
That's an anti-joke C:
Two guys walk into a bar.
The third one is a duck.
Where did Susie go during the bombing?
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.
What's blue and smells like red paint?
Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.
A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway.
Like a lot of your jokes?
What did a and b look for at the beach?
A "c" gull.