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Also about directly proportional+180The amount of times that you say you hate drama is directly proportional to the amount of times you actually create it. amirite?
Also about directly proportional+195How many times you repeat something to someone you can't hear is directly proportional to how much you like them, amirite?
Also about directly proportional+196More often than not, the amount of likes on someone's profile picture is directly proportional to how much better they look in the picture than normal. amirite?
Also by TheShamWowGuy+27Famous Last Words: Ohhh what does this pretty button do? amirite?
Also about directly proportional-98The laciness of your panties on any given day is directly proportional to your chance of getting laid that night, amirite?
Also by TheShamWowGuy+213People should not get upset when you tell them that youre a reckless driver. They should be happy you haven't gotten in a wreck! amirite?
Also about directly proportional+17The size of a government is directly proportional to the ignorance of its people, amirite?
Also by TheShamWowGuy-13Abortion should be legal in every case EXCEPT rape because the father might want the baby. amirite?
Also about directly proportional+212How awesome you look while doing something is directly proportional to how dangerous it is. You can't look badass while riding a camel, you have to motherfucking go all the way and hitch a piggyback on that polar bear like your life depends on it, which it does, amirite?