+301 Surviving cancer is basically ignoring God's friend request. Awkward. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I laughed at this, does that mean I am a bad person?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...yes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, I've never even met him in real life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

POTD!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We only have one mutual friend, though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You. *pulls out gun*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Pulls out cock* hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if that's gods friend request he's a fucking prick and I wouldn't want to meet him anyways

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Everyone is going to die, therefore, God wants to kill everyone. So if you dislike your god being evil, stop believing in this bullshit of a "god" and become atheist, if you aren't already. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That was just stupid. I'm not saying god is evil or god is killing people, I personally don't think god is the cause of all diseases and shit. That's why I said IF that's gods friends request...etc, because cancer is a horrible, painful disease. But that doesn't mean I think its all gods fault

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't have to be dead to accept God's "friend request."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True. God is always our friend. I know this post is meant to be a joke but cancer and other life threatening diseases are not fun. And I don't think God would just let them suffer. God would help the patient and their family along the way so they can cope with it and hopefully so the patient can overcome the disease. So no, it's not awkward when you survived and battled cancer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

of course cancer is not funny, but those that suffer from cancer need to laugh too, i heard this joke first from a friend who had just gotten over cancer, we both laughed a good long time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

>Implying females get into heaven.

by Anonymous 13 years ago