Here's a fun game for moms to play: when your kid gets home from school, be lying on the floor screaming in pain, "YOU STEPPED ON A CRACK!" amirite?

Poor kids would probably feel overwhelming guilt & panic. :<

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe only do it when they're a teenager, so they're old enough to understand(if not after a moment of confusion/panic)that you're just joking around?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

uDumb. #TakingStuffToSeriously

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Inb4 massive argument comparing Twitter and Amirite. Wait... hmm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whereas privelaged rich kids could just buy new moms. Was that your point?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what sucks about this comment is that it's really clever but the two assholes above took up so much room for their little debate that I very nearly forgot what the comment said that you are replying to

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I appreciate your insight, nonetheless.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I was little, my brother and sister and mom would have me chase them around the house into a room and hide behind the door and when I ran in they would fall out from behind it with their tongue sticking out, pretending to be dead. Fell for it every time. I would cry, but I got over it in about two seconds when they "woke up".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never knew there were so many moms on amirite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its not like you have to be a mom to YA....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post originally started with "Moms:"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why did it change?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Probably just to make sense as a post that anyone can vote on. The joke hasn't really changed at all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't see that the post was still addressed mothers, so it still makes sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know who I'm hooking up with tonight hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I honestly don't remember posting this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Parenting: you're doing it right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks, I really needed this. My neighbors have been telling me that beating and raping my children is not ok, and they even got child services involved. But, thanks to you I know that I am a good parent, and my children.. I mean my neighbors should go suck it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Deal... I'll suck it. When and Where? LETS GET IT ON!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah I moved to North Korea though. If you remember my name is Kim Jong II. Just go to my palace, just walk right in (no need to knock, but make sure you take off your shoes), and say "Hello, remember me, I'm here to suck your dick"..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's with all the ruckus over there? Don't make me call social services on you!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That ruckus, that's me fucking your wife.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Dials number* "Hello, officer? My neighbors have kidnapped my wife, and now one of them is raping her!" "Sir, this is Domino's. Would you like to order two medium two-topping pizzas for just $5.99 each?" "Well, I suppose the police will be hungry when they get here..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did someone say my name?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love The Boondocks!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i don't get it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Step on a crack, break your mothers back"? You've had no childhood.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

bring* ...bring your mothers back. Because they were taken from you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This again wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was waiting for an inspiring POTD to comment on.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Over where I live, it used to be "step on a crack, marry a rat".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If only all amiriters had immune systems as great as yours.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Please tell me that posting "I don't get I on the POTD isn't becoming a thing. It seems like people have been saying it much more recently.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

broken mirror = 7 years of bad luck. broken condom = 18 years of bad luck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Making a bad, semi-irrelevant comment that is also an overused joke = hated by all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't really see how it's irrelevant. The post talks about a superstition, and I talked about one in my comment. It's just the first thing that popped into my head when I read the post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Semi-irrelevent.... better

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But still not good. Dang, there goes my short streak of good comments on the POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry, maybe next time

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you could delete your comment. All these people would hate you though.... hmmm. This is more complicated than I thought.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nahh, doesn't everybody have a bad day? I'll just be better next time. Watch me get most loved or something like that on tomorrow's POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He can delete his account, make a new one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How is semi-irrelevant any different from semi-relevant?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's an extra "ir" in one of them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just making sure.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, would you rather eat semi-sweet chocolate or semi-bitter chocolate? One sounds like something you would use to trick your friends into eating, like wasabi. God I hate wasabi.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What are you doing? Eating chocolate. Where'd you get it? Doggy dropped it. Where'd he drop it? In the sewer. What's it taste like? Cow manure. Does that answer your question?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, unless my question was "What's a clever rhyme that doesn't answer my question?".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To answer THAT question, I would eat the semi-bitter chocolate. The bitterness is the only thing that reminds me that I still live and breathe...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Broken bone caught on camera: Priceless.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've always heard "Tread on fractured pavement to ensure your mom's enslavement." ...When I'd come home from school, she'd always be preparing dinner with some unassuringly wide grin on her face, as if someone was watching...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do kids these days even know what that would mean?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I read "moms" I immediately assumed this post would be offensive to people with more than one female parent. I was wrong though...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I laughed so hard... I am so doing this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mom threw herself on the ground in the mall randomly one day and yelled "YOU STEPPED ON A CRACK!!!" and staying really still. Mall security asked us not to come back. I was 8 and it was hilarious.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i think the site you are looking for is http://mylifeisaverage.com/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh you're very original. Thanks for that gem of a comment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT 'CAUSE HE JUST GOT BUUUUUURNED. *fist bump*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anytime! I'll be here all week!

by Anonymous 13 years ago