It would be hilarious to find out that the president's password for things is like "ilovesex69" or something, amirite?

or had a female's name in it that wasn't the first lady.

CRAP! Mr. President, your personal files have been breached. We're moving you to an undisclosed location until your privacy settings have been returned to their original state.

iHaveOrgiesWithMexicans6969696

Bill Clinton, we're looking at you >.>