+223 It would be terrible to have a landlord that's addicted to crack. That's pressure. That means you pretty much GOTTA have the rent. He comes around, "WHERE'S THE RENT" "What? It's not even due for another two weeks" "CMON I NEED IT! Fine just gimme twenty dollars of it now and uh, I'll collect the rest next month." He arrives a couple hours later, "Hey look I'm gonna need some more of the rent", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago