+137 If your mom walks in on you masturbating, you can either cover your dick, or close the porn window. There's never enough time for both, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Alt+F4 or press the start button on your pc.... You have two hands ffs wtf D:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm a female, this is something my friend was saying the other day.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is he a guy..... O.O seriously he should close his door D:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yea, I'd assume he does.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I believe not if he has any problems D:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He's attractive, so I usually don't question it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I see D: Good luck :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Once my mom walked in on me. I just looked her straight in the eye and finished. Like a boss.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Liar.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Didn't know Sea Stars had dicks.. but, Judging by the look on your picture, neither did you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My friend had his mother walk in on him... Didn't get in trouble for playing with himself or having porn at 14, but for covering his junk with "the good throw pillow". So don't worry about closing the porn or covering your penis, just push anything that costs more than $15 away from your pelvis rapidly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This friend=you

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, he was my friend. I'm a girl.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Option 3: Continue masturbating while angrily staring your mother in the eye.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Asking her how much she likes that and calling her a dirty whore are optional with this package...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The danger for boys is that she might bring up the subject of the stains on her & your sisters panties!

by Anonymous 7 months ago