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Also about girl, small, and dick-82Me and my girlfriend had a fight today. I was complaining how much she wears slutty clothes and how she should respect herself and then all of a sudden she says "well maybe if your willy wasn't so small I wouldn't have to do that!" First of all my dick is huge. you can ask any girl. Secondly its not about the size of the boat! It's the motion of the ocean amirite?
Also about girl, small, and dick+393One of the most overlooked double standards: If a girl makes fun of a guy cause he has a small dick, it's perfectly okay, and if he gets upset about it, he's pathetic. If a guy makes fun of a girl because she has small boobs, he's the world's biggest jerk, and if it makes her cry, everyone will rush in to hug her, it's ridiculous, amirite?
Also about Relationships+22When you slam the breaks, you're accelerating! amirite?
Also by RiddlesAreHard+375Guys shut up, I can do this. I'm a boy scout. amirite?
Also about girl and dick+143What if there was a device just like the Pokedex on Pokemon but instead of identifying Pokemon, it identifies the guy/girl you're into. It would be called the chickidex/dudeidex and tell you what they're into/type/abilities/weaknesses/gender. it would be so much easier to determine if the guy is a dick or the girl is a bitch, amirite?
Also by RiddlesAreHard+313I mean, at least Justin Bieber was mildly good looking, Cody Simpson is just so fucking ugly, amirite?