+843 In the wizarding world, taking a whisk of Felix Felicis right before a date takes the term 'getting lucky' to a whole new level, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

especially if she wears a chastity belt. level UNLOCKED

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alohamora hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED Chastity Belt - 69G

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My Wingardium would Leviosa... hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Giving a whisk of roofies to your date will also give you some luck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Felix was probably a manwhore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do not think "whisk" means what you think it means

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know what you're talking about. "In the wizarding world, taking a utensil for whipping eggs or cream or Felix Felicis right before a date takes the term 'getting lucky' to a whole new level, amirite?" makes perfect sense. He's obviously going to dazzle her with his awesome cooking skills.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

take a whisk is the same as take a sip

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thats the implied meaning, yes, but that's not the actual definition of that verb

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A whisk is a utensil for stirring or beating cream, eggs, batter, etc

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly why I was thinking. Pretty sure they meant swig.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like this post because it appears to be original and not copied form an obvious source :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like this post because it's funny and slightly inappropriate, which appeals to my teen nature.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yay im not the only one who knows stuff about harry potter anymore the most i usually get is a blank stare

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DOESN'T MATTER: HAD SEX

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what the fuck , why havent I thought of this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ANOTHER HARRY POTTER POTD THAT I SHALL NEVER UNDERSTAND *sigh*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Read the books, Jesus.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, because God forbid she doesn't waste several hours of her time just to get HP posts on amirite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well there's that and the fact that it's an amazing series that you can actually learn something from.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, it's a great book, all fine and dandy, but people need to stop acting like you've commited a crime if you haven't read them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't mean to act that way, and if I did, then I apologize to ilikefurrywolves4815. I guess I'm on the fence about that, though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly! And why are people being down-voted for not understanding a Harry Potter reference? Jeez, if someone doesn't want to read the book, is not into that kind of thing, or hasn't gotten around to it, let them be.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd you can read all 7 Jarry Pottet books in a few hours, then you are the fastest reader I've ever met.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Those typos almost make me cry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn my iPod typing is worse than I thought.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, God. Such foul language.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well this POTD has been temporarily replaced by the Steve Jobs one. Well, R.I.P Steve Jobs anyways. You'll be missed, Steve.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Steve Jobs' death cockblocked this post. Lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Awwwwwwwwwww yeahhhhhhhhh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Deja vu, much?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dijon vu*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

davejavu*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I kinda feel like I've seem this POTD before.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, on the same day that STEVE JOBS DIED

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post deserves the title of longest time spent as POTD, unless Steve Jobs dies again before midnight

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Omg double entendre! Double entendre all the way across the skyyyy! What does it meeaaan??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A whisk is a stirring device?

by Anonymous 13 years ago