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Someone should invent a bra that plays music so girls can't complain that guys always stare at their boobs and never listen to them, amirite?

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If I were a girl, I would tell a guy to touch them, then blast Rick Astley and be all "LOL YOU JUST GOT RICK ROLLED" then leave.

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +72Reply

This reminds me of an article I read about how Japan has designed a bra fitted with solar panels and a place to charge your phone. You know, for the economically conscious prostitute.

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +58Reply

If you play them the right way, it might sound like a motorboat.

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Cause ActionMan wants to be first.

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What about the other people who commented after the inb4? They weren't irrelevant.

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Is that one of the jobs of a mod? To delete irrelevant comments. I don't really care what you do with your comments I just want to know why you feel the need to delete other peoples. I was the only one to reply to OnePenguin so what happened to the other comments?

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@1558190

Anthony's gay, and he's trying to hide it with these boob POTD's.

DandyLions avatar DandyLion Yeah You Are +50Reply
@DandyLion Anthony's gay, and he's trying to hide it with these boob POTD's.

Well he is British, jk I just wanted to say that before a troll smilie did, I thought it sound better coming from me

@1558190

Because boobs are freaking awesome.

Clementiness avatar Clementines Yeah You Are +3Reply

it should have a built-in sandwich maker too!

wait, bras already have that... d smilie

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +27Reply

Someone should make glasses that play porn. That way we're always staring into her eyes.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +16Reply
@Serg Someone should make glasses that play porn. That way we're always staring into her eyes.

"Yeah and so my mom has been yelling at me a lot lately... I appreciate that you're listening to me."
"Yeah!!! Cum on her asshole!!!"
"...what?"
"..I meant, yeah come on.. your mom is being an asshole."

They should also invent bras with a Rubik's Cube lock

Just remember, when a girl asks you to listen real close to her, it's actually a come on.

ihearandomusics avatar ihearandomusic Yeah You Are +8Reply
@ASWCC "My bra's a stereo, it beats for you so listen close"

Imagine me without no clothes, oh oh
Make me your dirty ho
And turn me on when you feel low
These big titties are meant for you
So stare at them whenever you want to
BIG ASS HEROES BABY

Guys would want to have a super power that lets them feel them, tug them, and squeeze them without the girl ever knowing. Oh wait.

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@1558172

Lol my straight post gets POTD hehe smilie

Roys avatar Roy Yeah You Are +2Reply

I would have to have x-ray vision to stare at boobs through a t-shirt...which I don't...or do I? hello smilie

@ASWCC I would have to have x-ray vision to stare at boobs through a t-shirt...which I don't...or do I?

X-ray vision would suck. You're not seeing through clothes, you're seeing bones. It'd be like living in a scary movie where the dead rises. Not to mention that you'd probably give everyone you know cancer.

But yeah boobs are great

@Operator_X But yeah boobs are great

I feel like the last 75 comments thoroughly summarized that.

armtheangelss avatar armtheangels Yeah You Are +23Reply
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@1558316

Only not really. I commented before you made this one!

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are 0Reply

Congrats on POTD Ryan!

Ebony_Ways avatar Ebony_Way Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Roy THANKS RHEA!

NO PROBLEM FRIEND!!!

Also, might I ask why your profile picture looks like a cute woodsy animal most likely part of the racoon family?

Ebony_Ways avatar Ebony_Way Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Roy YAY FRAN! It's actually my dog Spots making an epic face He's a papillon!

Well I feel like a dumbfuck now. I love Papillons; especially their ears!!!

Ebony_Ways avatar Ebony_Way Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Ebony_Way Well I feel like a dumbfuck now. I love Papillons; especially their ears!!!

Lol you're not, it's only part of his face and he does look like a brown raccoon......... PAPILLONS ARE PESHUSH goo smilie

Roys avatar Roy Yeah You Are +1Reply

I appreciate when guys look at my tits...

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That's my job d smilie

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