If I were a girl, I would tell a guy to touch them, then blast Rick Astley and be all "LOL YOU JUST GOT RICK ROLLED" then leave.
This reminds me of an article I read about how Japan has designed a bra fitted with solar panels and a place to charge your phone. You know, for the economically conscious prostitute.
Also environmentally conscious...
Solar bras: because only prostitutes wear them.
If you play them the right way, it might sound like a motorboat.
Cause ActionMan wants to be first.
What about the other people who commented after the inb4? They weren't irrelevant.
Is that one of the jobs of a mod? To delete irrelevant comments. I don't really care what you do with your comments I just want to know why you feel the need to delete other peoples. I was the only one to reply to OnePenguin so what happened to the other comments?
Let's boycott him!!!!
...no? Ok then
Yeah I think so.
Anthony's gay, and he's trying to hide it with these boob POTD's.
Well he is British, jk I just wanted to say that before a did, I thought it sound better coming from me
We love boobs here.
You use lots of pictures with cats...
I'm one of those creepy old cat ladies
Because boobs are freaking awesome.
it should have a built-in sandwich maker too!
wait, bras already have that...
troll face for good measure
And a bottle/cellphone holder
Someone should make glasses that play porn. That way we're always staring into her eyes.
"Yeah and so my mom has been yelling at me a lot lately... I appreciate that you're listening to me."
"Yeah!!! Cum on her asshole!!!"
"..I meant, yeah come on.. your mom is being an asshole."
They should also invent bras with a Rubik's Cube lock
Might as well just wear a chastity belt.
I would be one of the only people that can open a bra. Maybe then I would get some.
I'll never be able to get it off.
Just remember, when a girl asks you to listen real close to her, it's actually a come on.
"My bra's a stereo, it beats for you so listen close"
Imagine me without no clothes, oh oh
Make me your dirty ho
And turn me on when you feel low
These big titties are meant for you
So stare at them whenever you want to
BIG ASS HEROES BABY
We need to make an amirite album of song parodies like Amirite (the one on my page), stereo bra's, and love song
that would be amazing
BOOBIES ... unless you are thinking about something else
I think whatever's going on is a bad idea...
Guys would want to have a super power that lets them feel them, tug them, and squeeze them without the girl ever knowing. Oh wait.
I have that, but I call it rufees.
That's why the Bop It was so popular.
My brother has this problem. People just won't stop staring.
Fat man tits.
Lol my straight post gets POTD
I would have to have x-ray vision to stare at boobs through a t-shirt...which I don't...or do I?
X-ray vision would suck. You're not seeing through clothes, you're seeing bones. It'd be like living in a scary movie where the dead rises. Not to mention that you'd probably give everyone you know cancer.
uh...well...that's true actually I didn't think about it, I just wanted to be first
And you would actually see through EVERYTHING, meaning you would become blind.
I learned my lesson.
Ok, he can have See-through-all-clothing vision
Remember, that includes old people, your family members, fat people, little kids, and your friends.
Is it really worth it?
Oh God!!!! that's fuckin gross. What's wrong with you?!?
Eww my Grandma . Can you not turn it on and off? That sucks.
and people of the same gender
That is the hottest ad I've ever seen
OMG YOUR CAT ONLY HAS 1 EAR.
Well...you kinda made him that way
OMG PHOTOSHOP HAS BEEN AROUND FOR A LONG TIME!
hmm that's a little too much penis for me
But yeah boobs are great
I feel like the last 75 comments thoroughly summarized that.
Ok, who ever can find the picture with the best boobs, and links it as a comment wins!
Best pair of tits you'll ever find.
Thanks for the porn pic.
Double Emoticons??? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS??
MADNESS?? THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Sorry, buy it had to be done.
No, this is Patrick.
Again, sorry but it had to be done.
I swear that typo wasn't there when I posted this.
Only not really. I commented before you made this one!
Congrats on POTD Ryan!
NO PROBLEM FRIEND!!!
Also, might I ask why your profile picture looks like a cute woodsy animal most likely part of the racoon family?
It's actually my dog Spots making an epic face He's a papillon!
Well I feel like a dumbfuck now. I love Papillons; especially their ears!!!
Lol you're not, it's only part of his face and he does look like a brown raccoon......... PAPILLONS ARE PESHUSH
I must say, I like the name 'Papillon' quite a bit. It just rolls off the tongue :P
I have a Shih Tzu. Hence my username.
It is a nice name. Cuz butterfly ears lol If my dog and your dog had puppies they would be Shitillons
I appreciate when guys look at my tits...
I find it flattering
There is way too much to say to that... starting with your username.
That's my job
This has got to be the stupidest idea in the history of humanity.
go home. just leave.
I'm so sorry (cry2)
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
I can't find my shoes.......
Walk on your hands.