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When you think about it, Hitler really wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler, amirite?

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The only reason Hitler killed Hitler was because the Jews sent him a gas bill.

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +80Reply

In all honesty, Hitler was a great political speaker and motivater. Had it not been for the whole Holocaust, Hitler was a great politician.

Dinosaurss avatar Dinosaurs Yeah You Are +65Reply
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Considering that I'm Jewish, saying HITLER was a great leader is saying something.

Dinosaurss avatar Dinosaurs Yeah You Are +34Reply
@Dinosaurs Considering that I'm Jewish, saying HITLER was a great leader is saying something.

The fact that he used his "great" leadership for evil over-rides him being a great leader, because usually using great in that context means he did something good which he most certainly did not do.

@Wooohooo The fact that he used his "great" leadership for evil over-rides him being a great leader, because usually using...

Really? Because pretty much ALL of histories greatest leaders have lead their troops to do terrible things, plundering, raping and mass murdering lands they occupy, and don't think racism or killing people because of beliefs is such a new thing either.

I guess the difference is all those events happened long enough for people to stop caring about them emotionally, so we can objectively look at what they accomplished for their own land and call them great, despite the horrible things they've done.

@chasegrove Yeah if it weren't for that little Holocaust incident ...

But, we can look past that, everyone has there flaws and things happen. After all, he is only human, and humans make mistakes.

@DandyLion But, we can look past that, everyone has there flaws and things happen. After all, he is only human, and humans...

Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody knows what, what I'm talking about, everybody gets that way.

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@DandyLion A goddess of music

No wonder I don't know who she is! I only associate with equally fallible 'musicians' such
as Justin Bieber.

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@DandyLion But, we can look past that, everyone has there flaws and things happen. After all, he is only human, and humans...

Mistake?!?! Accidentally sneezing on someone is a mistake. Taking the wrong exit is a mistake. The salon person cutting your hair too short is a mistake. But Hitler facilitating the murder of over 6 MILLION people... is simply nothing less than pure insanity and the work of a monster!!!

@Wooohooo Mistake?!?! Accidentally sneezing on someone is a mistake. Taking the wrong exit is a mistake. The salon person...

Actually it was like 10 million people, but 6 million were jews.

I think, but don't quote me on that because I may be wrong...

@Wooohooo true true...I meant to saw 6 million jewish people.

Oh, and I was being sarcastic, or maybe I was trolling, sometimes I can't tell the difference.

@Wooohooo true true...I meant to saw 6 million jewish people.

You meant to saw 6 million jewish people? That could be considered worse than gas chambers...

Juless avatar Jules Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Jules You meant to saw 6 million jewish people? That could be considered worse than gas chambers...

Well I remember watching Oprah one day and apparently calling people "Jews" is equivalent to swearing at someone...

@Jules Why are you telling me this?

Oh nvm, I read your comment wrong...completely disregard what I said. :-S

Juless avatar Jules Yeah You Are +2Reply
@Jules Lol. I couldn't figure out where Oprah came into it...

Haha, I just read my comment and was like, "WTF!!?"

@Jules You meant to saw 6 million jewish people? That could be considered worse than gas chambers...

Actually, I just re-read my comment and in context it makes sense because you were referring to the fact that I said Jewish people. So I just clarified...

@Dinosaurs In all honesty, Hitler was a great political speaker and motivater. Had it not been for the whole Holocaust, Hitler...

He did get his country back to its feet. And got it to become a force to be reckon with. So yeah he couldve been a great politican if it wasnt for the genocide and his ideologies

@TheSexyWaffle He did get his country back to its feet. And got it to become a force to be reckon with. So yeah he couldve been a...

he did get his country back on its feet, but all of his success was created from the genocide, when he stole money from the people he put in concentration camps and ghettos. I'm not quite sure if that still means he's a great politician or a great liar and motivational speaker.

alittleannoyeds avatar alittleannoyed Yeah You Are +5Reply
@alittleannoyed he did get his country back on its feet, but all of his success was created from the genocide, when he stole money...

No, he raised employment to nearly 100 % during a terrible economy before he started killing people off and so on. The genocide didn't come into play until later. For a psychotic idiot, he was a great motivational speaker and politician.

AwkwardMoments1s avatar AwkwardMoments1 Yeah You Are +7Reply
@Dinosaurs In all honesty, Hitler was a great political speaker and motivater. Had it not been for the whole Holocaust, Hitler...

Oh. I was wondering why this was getting a sudden burst of replies. I had failed to notice the post got POTD. xD

Dinosaurss avatar Dinosaurs Yeah You Are +1Reply

I'll never forgive him for that.

Anonymous +60Reply
@I'll never forgive him for that.

I don't care, you deserved it.

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I bet that at least two of these anons are the same person.

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +16Reply
@No WAY.

Yeah WAY.

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@Yeah WAY.

I'm sorry, but I don't think you are fucking me thank you very much.

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It's Chauncy isn't it?

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I knew he had to comment at least once on here.

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ITS GON RAIN

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@ITS GON RAIN

Points for randomness.

heethebobos avatar heethebobo Yeah You Are +1Reply
@heethebobo Points for randomness.

Negative points for keeping track of points.

Wunderscores avatar Wunderscore Yeah You Are 0Reply

yeah, but he tabooed a seriously sexy mustche style. that's just evil.

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +58Reply
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@1462123

Neither is that overused joke. "Jokes" capitalized but not Holocaust? lol.

Eminnas avatar Eminna No Way +122Reply
@1462123

Hey I think you lost your originality.

@Serg We should throw a party.

Let's call it a 'LOLOCAUST'! And there will be food, drinks, and a concentration game.

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@1477819

Well, I was clearly using the British pronunciation of the word "has" anyway.

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Heavy sedatives.

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Really? How do you get all the nyquil without raising eyebrows?

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That's my shopping list, but I use rope.

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@1477919

With a list like that, why bother with condoms?

Anonymous +2Reply

I'm seriously considering "borrowing" all my posts from sickipedia.
There's like an 80% chance it will get homepaged.

What's funny is his art is actually pretty good.

Anonymous +10Reply
@What's funny is his art is actually pretty good.

Whats funny is that was totally irrelevant.

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +61Reply

When you think about it, this sounds like it's from sickipedia.

I almost NW'd this. Then I read the last bit.

Cydonias avatar Cydonia Yeah You Are +6Reply

AHAHAHAHA BET YOU WISHED YOU WEREN'T ANONYMOUS NOOOOOW

Aimzs avatar Aimz Yeah You Are +6Reply

I knew y'all would come to like me someday <3

Anonymous +2Reply
@I knew y'all would come to like me someday <3

I doubt Hitler said "y'all" or ever used less than 3 since high school.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +2Reply

He was pretty persuasive though.

he also was the person to bring out the modern idea for passing the olympic torch from city to city iirc

names avatar name Yeah You Are +1Reply

And you gotta give Hitler some credit for being a great Jewish cook.

Anonymous +1Reply

Our school play that students write themselves, we put in a joke "An Frankly" "I do not see anyone doing anything about it" .....were all going to burn in hell

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@1462230

It's called a joke.

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@1462239

They had an opinion on your opinion, which is also perfectly fine. If you put anything out there you are opening yourself up to criticisms. Don't get all mopey.

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@1462267

A sign of being able to overcome something is to laugh about it. Sure, he killed 6.2 million people. However, is he the only one to do something like that? There have been millions of people killed, no one bats an eye. Hitler, no one can make a joke, he said facetiously.

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@__________ I've seen 11, but okay.

It was 12+ apparently. But the numbers aren't concrete.

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@It was 12+ apparently. But the numbers aren't concrete.

Well, I've seen 11 as per the camps, but it was 12+ for the war, I think.

__________s avatar __________ Yeah You Are 0Reply
@__________ Well, I've seen 11 as per the camps, but it was 12+ for the war, I think.

I've seen like 5 different numbers. Either way, it's a lot of people.

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Except that I agreed with the post because it's funny. What blank said is right, we laugh to overcome. There's nothing wrong with that. I made way too many cancer jokes when my dad was dying. It was horrible, but when something is that terrible all you can do is laugh.

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@1462230

Seriously? What are you going to get out of making the Holocaust a taboo subject? Nothing. You need to learn from the past get over it. If anything, treating the Holocaust like it's some huge taboo and refusing to try to find some light in it is more of an insult than laughing about it. As long as it's respectful, what's the problem?

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