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The only reason Hitler killed Hitler was because the Jews sent him a gas bill.
He used a different kind of gas though.
In all honesty, Hitler was a great political speaker and motivater. Had it not been for the whole Holocaust, Hitler was a great politician.
Considering that I'm Jewish, saying HITLER was a great leader is saying something.
The fact that he used his "great" leadership for evil over-rides him being a great leader, because usually using great in that context means he did something good which he most certainly did not do.
Hitler did great things. Terrible! Yes. But great....
No. Great does not = good. Great = powerful, big.
Really? Because pretty much ALL of histories greatest leaders have lead their troops to do terrible things, plundering, raping and mass murdering lands they occupy, and don't think racism or killing people because of beliefs is such a new thing either.
I guess the difference is all those events happened long enough for people to stop caring about them emotionally, so we can objectively look at what they accomplished for their own land and call them great, despite the horrible things they've done.
you've got a point there.
He was so good he led 6 million Jews into gas chambers.
Yeah if it weren't for that little Holocaust incident ...
But hey, it was just a little incident...
But, we can look past that, everyone has there flaws and things happen. After all, he is only human, and humans make mistakes.
Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody knows what, what I'm talking about, everybody gets that way.
Yes, Miley Cyrus and Hitler are equally terrible people.
Who's Miley Cyrus?
A goddess of music
No wonder I don't know who she is! I only associate with equally fallible 'musicians' such
as Justin Bieber.
Mistake?!?! Accidentally sneezing on someone is a mistake. Taking the wrong exit is a mistake. The salon person cutting your hair too short is a mistake. But Hitler facilitating the murder of over 6 MILLION people... is simply nothing less than pure insanity and the work of a monster!!!
Actually it was like 10 million people, but 6 million were jews.
I think, but don't quote me on that because I may be wrong...
true true...I meant to saw 6 million jewish people.
Oh, and I was being sarcastic, or maybe I was trolling, sometimes I can't tell the difference.
You meant to saw 6 million jewish people? That could be considered worse than gas chambers...
Well I remember watching Oprah one day and apparently calling people "Jews" is equivalent to swearing at someone...
Why are you telling me this?
Oh nvm, I read your comment wrong...completely disregard what I said. :-S
Lol. I couldn't figure out where Oprah came into it...
Haha, I just read my comment and was like, "WTF!!?"
Actually, I just re-read my comment and in context it makes sense because you were referring to the fact that I said Jewish people. So I just clarified...
you know it was sarcastic right?
He did get his country back to its feet. And got it to become a force to be reckon with. So yeah he couldve been a great politican if it wasnt for the genocide and his ideologies
he did get his country back on its feet, but all of his success was created from the genocide, when he stole money from the people he put in concentration camps and ghettos. I'm not quite sure if that still means he's a great politician or a great liar and motivational speaker.
Great politician and great liar kind of go hand-in-hand, wouldn't you say?
No, he raised employment to nearly 100 % during a terrible economy before he started killing people off and so on. The genocide didn't come into play until later. For a psychotic idiot, he was a great motivational speaker and politician.
You can't fuel one of the most powerful war machines ever with the money found in Jewish (and other minorities) homes
no you can't, but you can use money to buy powerful war machines, dumbshit.
lolol your username is priceless
War machine =/= a machine for war
Oh. I was wondering why this was getting a sudden burst of replies. I had failed to notice the post got POTD. xD
Besides killing tons and tons of people, HITLER WAS A GREAT GUY!!! :-)
I'll never forgive him for that.
I don't care, you deserved it.
I bet that at least two of these anons are the same person.
No WAY.
Yeah WAY.
I'm sorry, but I don't think you are fucking me thank you very much.
It's Chauncy isn't it?
I knew he had to comment at least once on here.
ITS GON RAIN
Points for randomness.
Negative points for keeping track of points.
yeah, but he tabooed a seriously sexy mustche style. that's just evil.
Neither is that overused joke. "Jokes" capitalized but not Holocaust? lol.
Hey I think you lost your originality.
We should throw a party.
Let's call it a 'LOLOCAUST'! And there will be food, drinks, and a concentration game.
I hate concentration games, I always lose.
Well, I was clearly using the British pronunciation of the word "has" anyway.
Heavy sedatives.
Really? How do you get all the nyquil without raising eyebrows?
That's my shopping list, but I use rope.
With a list like that, why bother with condoms?
I'm seriously considering "borrowing" all my posts from sickipedia.
There's like an 80% chance it will get homepaged.
And 40% chance of POTD!
What's funny is his art is actually pretty good.
Whats funny is that was totally irrelevant.
When you think about it, this sounds like it's from sickipedia.
I almost NW'd this. Then I read the last bit.
AHAHAHAHA BET YOU WISHED YOU WEREN'T ANONYMOUS NOOOOOW
STOP ABUSING THE BILLY MAYS BUTTON, GOSH.
I knew y'all would come to like me someday <3
I doubt Hitler said "y'all" or ever used less than 3 since high school.
Hitler's hip. Bitch.
He was pretty persuasive though.
he also was the person to bring out the modern idea for passing the olympic torch from city to city iirc
And you gotta give Hitler some credit for being a great Jewish cook.
Our school play that students write themselves, we put in a joke "An Frankly" "I do not see anyone doing anything about it" .....were all going to burn in hell
It's called a joke.
They had an opinion on your opinion, which is also perfectly fine. If you put anything out there you are opening yourself up to criticisms. Don't get all mopey.
UMAD BRO?
A sign of being able to overcome something is to laugh about it. Sure, he killed 6.2 million people. However, is he the only one to do something like that? There have been millions of people killed, no one bats an eye. Hitler, no one can make a joke, he said facetiously.
6 million Jews, 12 million people.
I agree with what you're saying.
I've seen 11, but okay.
It was 12+ apparently. But the numbers aren't concrete.
Well, I've seen 11 as per the camps, but it was 12+ for the war, I think.
I've seen like 5 different numbers. Either way, it's a lot of people.
Except that I agreed with the post because it's funny. What blank said is right, we laugh to overcome. There's nothing wrong with that. I made way too many cancer jokes when my dad was dying. It was horrible, but when something is that terrible all you can do is laugh.
Seriously? What are you going to get out of making the Holocaust a taboo subject? Nothing. You need to learn from the past get over it. If anything, treating the Holocaust like it's some huge taboo and refusing to try to find some light in it is more of an insult than laughing about it. As long as it's respectful, what's the problem?