Someone else is fucking my girlfriend?!
You're on the computer while having sex?
Someone else has a llama circus in their bedroom?
Listening to If U Seek Amy?
I mean. Um. Slayer. Yeah.
Someone else is commenting on this?? I didn't think so...
Someone else is hiding in a camel carcass, evading the egytian police WHILE on amirite?!!
someone else is on amirite and eating cheddar cheese?
I've thought about this a lot.
Someone else is sitting in a towel on amirite? with black fingerless gloves on listening to Panic! at the Disco and inhaling?
You inhaled the entire time you were writing that comment?
I actually did.
Someone else is masturbating while on amirite and listening to All you need is love by The beatles and petting their pet weasel with their loose hand!?!?!?!?!!?
[melodramatic gasp] HOW DO YOU SCROLL DOWN?! D:
Im talented.
Like the username.
*right meow
Someone else is reading Amirite from the toilet, doing nothing but sweating because they just walked home from their boyfriends house?
Someone else is fucking my girlfriend?!
You're on the computer while having sex?
Someone else has a llama circus in their bedroom?
Listening to If U Seek Amy?
I mean. Um. Slayer. Yeah.
Someone else is commenting on this?? I didn't think so...
Someone else is hiding in a camel carcass, evading the egytian police WHILE on amirite?!!
someone else is on amirite and eating cheddar cheese?
I've thought about this a lot.
Someone else is sitting in a towel on amirite? with black fingerless gloves on listening to Panic! at the Disco and inhaling?
You inhaled the entire time you were writing that comment?
I actually did.
Someone else is masturbating while on amirite and listening to All you need is love by The beatles and petting their pet weasel with their loose hand!?!?!?!?!!?
[melodramatic gasp] HOW DO YOU SCROLL DOWN?! D:
Like the username.
*right meow
Someone else is reading Amirite from the toilet, doing nothing but sweating because they just walked home from their boyfriends house?