I'm not afraid, I just hate the feeling in my ears afterward.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have no problem being on the plane, but I hate the concept of flying. I don't trust the giant metal container that defies gravity.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I understand flying is safe, but just the idea that tons of metal can fly through the air against gravity just seems weird to me. To use overly incorrect logic, If I can't fly with wings strapped to my arm because I'm forced to the ground then a plane should to.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I fucking love planes. You get to run around and finger hot chicks and drink copious amounts of Scotch. Seriously, what more could you want? Planes are to land what Nasi Goreng is to Mi Goreng (the terrible Ramen noodles - awesome, but once you go the real thing you don't go back, amirite?)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why?

by Anonymous 12 years ago