once i finished my whole dinner at a restaurant and my grandma tried to get me to order another meal. i'm starting to think she wants to cook me up and eat me.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Apparently not for you.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Did any one else read this as "Getting POTD is harder than conceiving your grandma...."
by Anonymous13 years ago
no
by Anonymous13 years ago
You disappointed me when I got a notification for a love, but I guess you missed the reply button by a good two inches.
by Anonymous13 years ago
i loved and replied to it
AND IT IS 2 INCHES
EXACTLY
i just measured it
by Anonymous13 years ago
A Rabbi once told me I have physic powers, I shouldn't have laughed.
by Anonymous13 years ago
power physics*
by Anonymous13 years ago
What happened to Courage_Wolf?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I was actually just thinking, I only glanced at it and for some reason saw " conceiving your grandma"
by Anonymous13 years ago
I have to No Way my own post now.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I feel like this was Ant's way of saying "pppsssht, no it's not, sucka!"
by Anonymous13 years ago
GUESS NOT, BRO.
by Anonymous13 years ago
My grandma died late July... There was a language barrier. We didn't talk much.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Too bad for your hunger pangs, Mr. pickles...
by Anonymous13 years ago
I've had two POTDs but my grandma still won't believe that I'm full. She also won't believe that I've had enough sleep (I'm a chronic early bird, but I once stayed quiet in my room until nine to see if she'd relent if she thought I'd slept in. It didn't work; she still asked me if I wanted to go back to bed) or that I'll be warm enough.
by Anonymous13 years ago
My grandma gets mad at me if I don't finish my orange juice. She also makes one pot of coffee last all week. Grandma's cheap.
by Anonymous13 years ago
My grandmothers are Ukrainian, Dutch and French. If you don't eat it's insulting.
by Anonymous13 years ago
My grandmother is dead you inconsiderate bastard.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Uhh then clearly this doesnt apply to you or the rest of the grandmotherless folks out there
by Anonymous13 years ago
I was actually kidding..
by Anonymous13 years ago
Why the frig would anyone try to convince their grandmothers they aren't hungry? That's like telling a hot girl who likes you that you're gay
by Anonymous13 years ago
Obviously if you are telling the hot girl who likes you that you're gay, then she must not be all that "hot".
by Anonymous13 years ago
I know, it would be a stupid thing to do, just like telling your grandma you're not hungry
by Anonymous13 years ago
Or telling your grandma you are gay. Or telling the hot girl who likes you that you are not hungry.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Or telling the hot girl that you're gay for your grandma's food...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Or feeding your hot gay grandma for your tell, and the camera sees you, so the casino kicks the both of you out for cheating at poker, and the girl still likes you.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Or taking a dump on your grandma while the hot girl feeds you lucky charms until one of her gay dads walks in.
by Anonymous13 years ago
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by Anonymous13 years ago
YEAH. Victory...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well . . . if you are gay then it doesn't matter if she's hot, does it?
by Anonymous13 years ago
My grandma is Italian. She tries to feed you even if there is no food in the house.
by Anonymous13 years ago
My Grandmother...
Crap. I have nothing witty to say.
by Anonymous13 years ago
When I was younger and my grandma was making me dinner, she asked me how much I wanted and I told her as little as possible. I ended up getting like three plates of food.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Where do you people find these grandparents?!?! Mine makes me some Kraft dinner and then that's it.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Find these grandparents? last time I checked you don't just find your grandparents...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Or convincing a fat Women your not hungry
by Anonymous13 years ago
Or convncing a 'real' woman she's just fat.
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Ian, are you hungry?"
"No, thanks, I just ate."
"Okay I make you something."
by Anonymous13 years ago
I haven't had a granma since I was 9. And one said 'children will eat when they're hungry and what their body needs' then gave us trays of sweets and the other one was my grandpa's young new wife. So she wasn't the typical feed them type.
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