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Also about pass and salt+146Life would be boring without swear words. I mean, saying "pass the fucking salt" is alot better than "pass the salt", amirite?
Also about salt+55Broiled Frog Legs
Broiled Frog Legs. One dozen frog legs, one cup lemon juice, 1/2 cup olive oil, two teaspoons pepper, one table spoon salt, 1 head lettuce. Clean and skin frog legs. Scald in a little boiling water into which the lemon juice has been added. drain and dry. Brush with olive oil and sprinkle with salt and pepper. amirite?
Also about pass and salt+1,213I made a terrible Freudian slip at dinner the other night. I meant to ask my mother "please pass the salt," but what I said was "you psychotic bitch, you ruined my life.", amirite?
Also by insomniac+40It's sad to see 8 year olds with iphones. You're 8, you should be out running around, not obsessing over something your friend posted on Facebook, amirite?
Also about repeat and slowly+140Sometimes, while using your computer you forget to do many things, for example, eat, drink, sleep, blink, use the washroom, leave your house and/or, pay your bills, then you end up crying in a dark corner for 5 days after the shock of your electricity and more importantly, Internet, being cut off, after which you slowly try to reintegrate yourself into society but in the end it doesn't feel right so your repeat the process, amirite?
Also by insomniac+22Some people don't seem insane until you get to know them. I guess you could say it's develop-mental, amirite?
Also about slowly disappear+450no matter how many hair bands i buy, they always seem to slowly disappear over time, amirite?
Also about pass and salt-20Driving down a beautiful coastal road with the wind blowing and smells , from salt to mud. Ur senses overwhelmed ,your happiness peeked. As U speed down the empty road, looking across the dunes over the water ;that goes forever. U think life is so perfect , maybe this is a simulation, maybe i am master of my universe. I can control anything. Then in Ur rearview mirror you see a Maserati catch up to U quickly. The younger then U person looks directly at you as they pass. Shortly they pull into their beach house, cut into the turtle reef. And you think to yourself ,No ,This cant be my universe. amirite?
Also by insomniac+691When you were a little kid, you were fascinated by the "ribbons" and "pipes" screensavers, amirite?