And vote 'delicious' or 'atrocious'
No, you are not fools gold...
inb4 everyone posts pie recipes for the lulz
waits five minutes ... Two pluses is positive isn't it? Just my luck! I don't need this right now! I'm young! I wanna live my life! I don't want this damn baby!
The ingredients you will need are four cups of peeled and sliced Granny Smith apples, three-fourths cup of sugar, one teaspoon of cinnamon, two tablespoons of flour, one egg lightly beaten, one half teaspoon of vanilla, one cup of sour cream, and one unbaked pastry shell, homemade or prepackaged. The ingredients for the streusel topping are one-third cup of butter, three-fourths cup of flour, one teaspoon of cinnamon, and one cup of brown sugar. Combine the apples, sugar, cinnamon, and flour. Mix together the egg, vanilla, and sour cream. Add this to the apple mixture, and mix well. To make the streusel topping, mix the butter, flour, cinnamon, and brown sugar together with a pastry blender until crumbly, then sprinkle on top of your pie. Bake at 425 for fifteen minutes. Reduce the heat to 350 and bake for one more hour. Take out of the oven and cool on a wire rack, and serve it warm with ice cream. And that is an easy Dutch apple pie recipe.
Is it wierd that i actually used this recipe yesterday...?
No, but it's weird.
Wait, is that not what this site is for? No wonder my posts keep getting deleted.
I see the problem. You left off the 'e'!
Oh my gosh. I just realized that if you flip 3.14 backwards, it looks like the word "pie" O.O
You have got to be kidding me. You stole that from somewhere, MLIA most likely, and you know it. Pretending like you "just realized it". Bitch please. My ass you "just realized it". Does your mother know you lie on the internet? Because Jesus certainly knows and he won't be having no mercy on you come Judgment Day
Have I ever told you, that I love you?
Have I ever told you, that I'm alittleannoyed?
It turns out they have. Darn. And I thought I was a genius. Or at least a creative palindromist.
No, see, my wondrous revelation (you should know all about those, right?) came to me when I was trying to come up with a joking quip to the person who replied above me. It would have went something along the lines of "th3r3 ar3 tons of 3's in th3r3, th3y'r3 just backwards!" First, of course, I instinctively looked to see where the threes were, when I realized, duh, it's the first number! As I analyzed it closer, I discovered the delicious treat that lied beyond what I had known all my life!
Soooo, this is awkward.
Initially your reply to me was a pie chart about how pie charts resemble pac man, and being the clever and witty guinea pig that I am, I immediately skipped out and found a chart about uneaten pie to use as my reply to your reply to me. But when I pressed Say Comment I discovered you'd deleted the reply I was replying to.
Okay. That's okay. I can understand second thoughts.
But now there's a new reply from you featuring the chart I was trying to use until you deleted the reply I was replying to.
hehe ya i think the pie chart/pacman one was too unrelated, so I switched to this one
You'd better hurry though, Hurricane Irene killed lots of this year's pumpkin crops.
I was just about to ask if anyone had a recipe for pumpkin pie :) I've never had pumpkin pie before, is it nice?
It's awful. The only reason people still have it is because of tradition. It's from pioneer times where they didn't have much sugar. So there's barely any sugar in it and it tastes revolting.
Don't try it, just trust me.
Apparently my sarcasm didn't come across...
I don't think you were being sarcastic..
have some pie & cheer up
I got it :) I'll have to try it, unfortunately you can't buy cans of pumpkin puree here so I'll have to just buy a pumpkin and puree it myself :(
Whipped cream on top. It's a must.
Just waiting for the pumpkins to come into the stores, stupid Ireland only selling pumpkins around Halloween :(
Get the fake foamy type in a spray can. Don't go authentic. The foamy one looks better and isn't as heavy so its more like frosting that filling that spilled out.
I could not tell you were being sarcastic.
Yeah, I hate pumpkin pie
If we all band together and do that, we'll all be banned together.
MLIA was supposed to be about average stuff and we all know how that turned out.
That's exactly what I thought of when I first read this post. I hope that never happens to this site.
How would that work? People making posts that are neither right nor wrong?
Yeah, or we could all just post pie recipes.
This reminds me of The Help and it's special chocolate pie
You don't want to be known as the lady who ate two slices of Minny's shit.
Two slice Hilly
Two comment Kirsten.
This post blew up pretty fast :o
No, that was the pie. It was left in the oven too long.
Nitroglycerin! My favorite!
That settles it
this website is now about pie recipes. Discuss.
I like my pie pink. CUPCAKES on the other hand...
Post of the day finally I couldn't be happier :D just kidding this isn't that much of an accomplishment to anyone outside of amirite.
I love that place.
Because of your angry profile picture I read your comment in an angry voice.
What flavor do you want?
Pie flavor! said in low, monotonous voice with a serious face
I caught the reference.
Take, for instance, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop!
Bus'ness never better using only pussycats and toast!
Now a pussy's good for maybe six or seven at the most!
And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste!
I have an ad for The Daily Cannibal at the top of my page. I hope these aren't MEAT pies we're talking about...
What's not to love about pie on a stick?
They're all moving together
They're watching a tennis game..
We could use youtube as a website to hold contests to see who can copy and paste the funniest joke! Oh wait...
Pie recipes or the best looking Panda Beards, no?
I don't understand the question but for the record, I am and will always be the best looking panda beard.
Dammit! I had been taking care of this panda beard for nothing!
Well, might as well shave it now because with this Pandabeard, there is just no beating me.
What I thought D:<
Pie recipes and cake recipes like:
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. / One can prepared coconut pecan frosting. / Three slash four cup vegetable oil. / Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. / Three slash four cups butter or margarine. / One and two third cups granulated sugar. / Two cups all purpose flower. / Don't forget garnishes such as: / Fish shaped crackers. / Fish shaped candies. / Fish shaped solid waste. / Fish shaped dirt. / Fish shaped ethyl benzene. / Pull and peel licorice. / Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment. / Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish. / One cup lemon juice. / Alpha resins. / Unsaturated polyester resin. / Fiberglass surface resins. / And volatile malted milk impoundments. / Nine large egg yolks. / Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. / One cup granulated sugar. / An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.' / Two cups rhubarb, sliced. / Two slash three cup granulated rhubarb. / One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb. / One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb. / Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire. / One large rhubarb. / One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice. / Adjustable aluminum head positioner. / Slaughter electric needle injector. / Cordless electric needle injector. / Injector needle driver. / Injector needle gun. / Cranial caps. / And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. / That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
3/1 + 1/10 + 4/100
Yes it is
WAIT! You can post pictures now? I have been gone for way too long...
Not particularly weird and true of barely any websites.
mini apple pies
"It's priest. Have a little priest."
"Is it really good?"
"Sir, it's too good, at least! Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh...So it's pretty fresh."
"Awful lot of fat,"
"Only where it sat."
"Haven't you got poet, or something like that?"
"No, you see, the trouble with poet is how do you know it's deceased? Try the priest!"
This should make Potd :) #piealwaysmakespotd
You shouldn't use hashtags because #thisisn'ttwitterdamnit
dammit*. It's so cute when the no0bs don't know how to swear :P
........aw snap did you just call me a no0b?
shlebzilla has had an account longer then you...
noobs meaning just being introduced to the swearing world
So, I'm a noob at swearing because I spelt the swear word correctly instead of how the majority of people on the Internet spell it?
dammit is in the dictionary. damnit isn't
I'm fairly certain neither of them are actual words. Although, "damn" definitely is, and "damm" definitely is not. If you couldn't tell, I wasn't putting spaces in between my words, as is the correct usage of a hashtag on Twitter. Kthanksbye
you just don't say "damn it". You just dont.
YOURE A NO0B ACCEPT IT.
I bow down to your greatness at knowing everything ever in the history of everdom.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
It's funny because MLIA used to be lame and boring until everybody started using it to share awesome stories, so this mission IS possible.
*It used to be boring and awesome until people banded together and made it retarded and cliche.
Actually that's NOT what I wrote, but everyone to their opinion.
But in this case it is.
Perhaps, but I don't believe I asked for yours.
All in all, I'm fine with hearing them. How uptight and argumentative some get amuses me. But just so you know, opinions can't be wrong. All you can do is disagree and if you want you can bitch about it on here.
My friend, to you I offer a special recipe. The ingredients include:
1/4 cup butter
2/3 cup brown sugar, firmly packed
1/4 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup Karo dark corn syrup
3 eggs, beaten
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 single crust pie pastry, unbaked
1 1/2 cups pecan halves.
You need to start out by laying a large frying pan on high heat on the front burner of your stove. Leave this to heat up, and begin cream butter and sugar together until it is light and fluffy fluffy; then add the salt, corn syrup, eggs and vanilla. Line a pie pan with pastry dough, I prefer Pillsbury, though you can always make your own, and sprinkle it evenly with pecans.
Pour the mixed filling over the pecans, covering them completely. Place this in the oven to bake at 450 degrees. Now I'll turn you back to your first step. Coat the pan it evenly with a tablespoon or so of butter. Now take this pan and smack it against your face repeatedly.
No thank you. That would have been funny if you hadn't waited like 2 weeks to post that, this is all old news. Besides, I don't even go on MLIA anymore and I don't want to damage my face which probably better looking than your Internet-lurking creeper smile. Yes, I saw you kidnap those children. So you shouldn't be speaking.
MLIA used to be funny because it WAS lame and boring. It was average. That is why MLIA used to be funny. Now it's just a bunch of harry potter jokes and ninja vs. pirate debates...
You picked the wrooooooooooong website.
lol I don't give a shit