+1,547 Its weird to think that we could not use websites for their intended purposes. I mean, if we all band together, we could easily just use this website for sharing pie recipes, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And vote 'delicious' or 'atrocious'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/pumpkin-pie-recipe/index.html You'd better hurry though, Hurricane Irene killed lots of this year's pumpkin crops.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

inb4 everyone posts pie recipes for the lulz

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's funny because MLIA used to be lame and boring until everybody started using it to share awesome stories, so this mission IS possible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*It used to be boring and awesome until people banded together and made it retarded and cliche.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually that's NOT what I wrote, but everyone to their opinion.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend, to you I offer a special recipe. The ingredients include: 1/4 cup butter 2/3 cup brown sugar, firmly packed 1/4 teaspoon salt 3/4 cup Karo dark corn syrup 3 eggs, beaten 1 teaspoon vanilla 1 single crust pie pastry, unbaked 1 1/2 cups pecan halves. You need to start out by laying a large frying pan on high heat on the front burner of your stove. Leave this to heat up, and begin cream butter and sugar together until it is light and fluffy fluffy; then add the salt, corn syrup, eggs and vanilla. Line a pie pan with pastry dough, I prefer Pillsbury, though you can always make your own, and sprinkle it evenly with pecans. Pour the mixed filling over the pecans, covering them completely. Place this in the oven to bake at 450 degrees. Now I'll turn you back to your first step. Coat the pan it evenly with a tablespoon or so of butter. Now take this pan and smack it against your face repeatedly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No thank you. That would have been funny if you hadn't waited like 2 weeks to post that, this is all old news. Besides, I don't even go on MLIA anymore and I don't want to damage my face which probably better looking than your Internet-lurking creeper smile. Yes, I saw you kidnap those children. So you shouldn't be speaking.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MLIA used to be funny because it WAS lame and boring. It was average. That is why MLIA used to be funny. Now it's just a bunch of harry potter jokes and ninja vs. pirate debates...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You picked the wrooooooooooong website.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol I don't give a shit

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol I don't give a shit

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The ingredients you will need are four cups of peeled and sliced Granny Smith apples, three-fourths cup of sugar, one teaspoon of cinnamon, two tablespoons of flour, one egg lightly beaten, one half teaspoon of vanilla, one cup of sour cream, and one unbaked pastry shell, homemade or prepackaged. The ingredients for the streusel topping are one-third cup of butter, three-fourths cup of flour, one teaspoon of cinnamon, and one cup of brown sugar. Combine the apples, sugar, cinnamon, and flour. Mix together the egg, vanilla, and sour cream. Add this to the apple mixture, and mix well. To make the streusel topping, mix the butter, flour, cinnamon, and brown sugar together with a pastry blender until crumbly, then sprinkle on top of your pie. Bake at 425 for fifteen minutes. Reduce the heat to 350 and bake for one more hour. Take out of the oven and cool on a wire rack, and serve it warm with ice cream. And that is an easy Dutch apple pie recipe.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha thanks!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is it wierd that i actually used this recipe yesterday...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, but it's weird.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/chocolate-peanut-butter-pie/detail.aspx

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love that place.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because of your angry profile picture I read your comment in an angry voice.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What flavor do you want?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Vagina flavor

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pie flavor! *said in low, monotonous voice with a serious face*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I caught the reference.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post blew up pretty fast :o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, that was the pie. It was left in the oven too long.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nitroglycerin! My favorite!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pie recipes or the best looking Panda Beards, no?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't understand the question but for the record, I am and will always be the best looking panda beard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dammit! I had been taking care of this panda beard for nothing!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, might as well shave it now because with this Pandabeard, there is just no beating me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

..sigh...http://ctrlv.in/38034

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What I thought D:<

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MLIA was supposed to be about average stuff and we all know how that turned out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's exactly what I thought of when I first read this post. I hope that never happens to this site.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How would that work? People making posts that are neither right nor wrong?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, or we could all just post pie recipes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This should make Potd :) #piealwaysmakespotd

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You shouldn't use hashtags because #thisisn'ttwitterdamnit

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dammit*. It's so cute when the no0bs don't know how to swear :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

........aw snap did you just call me a no0b?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

shlebzilla has had an account longer then you...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

noobs meaning just being introduced to the swearing world

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So, I'm a noob at swearing because I spelt the swear word correctly instead of how the majority of people on the Internet spell it? hmm makes sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dammit is in the dictionary. damnit isn't

by Anonymous 13 years ago

.............no I'm fairly certain neither of them are actual words. Although, "damn" definitely is, and "damm" definitely is not. If you couldn't tell, I wasn't putting spaces in between my words, as is the correct usage of a hashtag on Twitter. Kthanksbye

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you just don't say "damn it". You just dont. YOURE A NO0B ACCEPT IT.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Valid argument. I bow down to your greatness at knowing everything ever in the history of everdom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ono

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/39846

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/39859

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Soooo, this is awkward. Initially your reply to me was a pie chart about how pie charts resemble pac man, and being the clever and witty guinea pig that I am, I immediately skipped out and found a chart about uneaten pie to use as my reply to your reply to me. But when I pressed Say Comment I discovered you'd deleted the reply I was replying to. Okay. That's okay. I can understand second thoughts. But now there's a new reply from you featuring the chart I was trying to use until you deleted the reply I was replying to. http://ctrlv.in/39865

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hehe ya i think the pie chart/pacman one was too unrelated, so I switched to this one

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see the problem. You left off the 'e'!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh my gosh. I just realized that if you flip 3.14 backwards, it looks like the word "pie" O.O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You have got to be kidding me. You stole that from somewhere, MLIA most likely, and you know it. Pretending like you "just realized it". Bitch please. My ass you "just realized it". Does your mother know you lie on the internet? Because Jesus certainly knows and he won't be having no mercy on you come Judgment Day

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have I ever told you, that I love you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have I ever told you, that I'm alittleannoyed?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not particularly weird and true of barely any websites.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

inb4 yum

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

inb4 puke

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

They're watching a tennis game..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have an ad for The Daily Cannibal at the top of my page. I hope these aren't MEAT pies we're talking about...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait, is that not what this site is for? No wonder my posts keep getting deleted.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://en.petitchef.com/recipes/mini-apple-tarts-fid-1047650 mini apple pies yum

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This reminds me of The Help and it's special chocolate pie

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't want to be known as the lady who ate two slices of Minny's shit. Two slice Hilly

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WAIT! You can post pictures now? I have been gone for way too long...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pie recipes and cake recipes like: One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. / One can prepared coconut pecan frosting. / Three slash four cup vegetable oil. / Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. / Three slash four cups butter or margarine. / One and two third cups granulated sugar. / Two cups all purpose flower. / Don't forget garnishes such as: / Fish shaped crackers. / Fish shaped candies. / Fish shaped solid waste. / Fish shaped dirt. / Fish shaped ethyl benzene. / Pull and peel licorice. / Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment. / Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish. / One cup lemon juice. / Alpha resins. / Unsaturated polyester resin. / Fiberglass surface resins. / And volatile malted milk impoundments. / Nine large egg yolks. / Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. / One cup granulated sugar. / An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.' / Two cups rhubarb, sliced. / Two slash three cup granulated rhubarb. / One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb. / One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb. / Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire. / One large rhubarb. / One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Two tablespoons rhubarb juice. / Adjustable aluminum head positioner. / Slaughter electric needle injector. / Cordless electric needle injector. / Injector needle driver. / Injector needle gun. / Cranial caps. / And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. / That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Post of the day finally I couldn't be happier :D just kidding this isn't that much of an accomplishment to anyone outside of amirite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If we all band together and do that, we'll all be banned together.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That settles it this website is now about pie recipes. Discuss.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like my pie pink. CUPCAKES on the other hand...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We could use youtube as a website to hold contests to see who can copy and paste the funniest joke! Oh wait...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/39927

by Anonymous 13 years ago

3/1 + 1/10 + 4/100 Like that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Challenge Accepted.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pie Pops! http://luxirare.com/float/ What's not to love about pie on a stick?

by Anonymous 13 years ago