-106 Don't marry a rich guy, he might lose his money. Don't marry a cute guy, he might get ugly. Marry a guy with a huge cock, cause that's gonna stay that way forever, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hahahahahahahahaha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Until he can't get it up, then it doesn't matter.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Viva Viagra!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ladies, lets just say im 1/3. Poor and unnatractive;D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And just forget about the guy who makes you happy! He's not good for shit, stick him in the friend zone where he belongs.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What if I married a rich, cute, and hung like a fucking horse guy?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Champion of existence.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How about don't marry anyone unless you actually love them for who they are.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This. ^ I was going to comment that but... You're so smart. XD I love you, qwerty. Ha.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That sounds really gay. And gay marriage is illegal

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Obvious slut is obvious.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

by Anonymous 12 years ago

man: will you marry me? girl: let me examine your cock first man: ..............

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One word to ruin your 'dream' man after marriage. Steriods.

by Anonymous 12 years ago