Taking shots of Tequila is just another way of saying, "I like where I wake up to always be a surprise." Amirite?

+386 Taking shots of Tequila is just another way of saying, "I like where I wake up to always be a surprise." Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or " this is going to make fuck a birdhouse"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Aaah, you're one of THOSE. There's always the weepy drunk, the happy drunk and the birdhouse-fucking drunk.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Noooo, for some reason no matter how drunk I get I always manage to make it to bed. For me it's more just like "I like the crazy stuff I did while drunk to be a surprise in the morning"

by Anonymous 12 years ago