+1,506 When you were in elementary school, looking up the word "sex" in the dictionary was like watching porn. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Puberty class was almost just as bad too. At my school at least.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Puberty.. Heheheheh. Pube."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When my class was taking it a girl didn't know that there were two holes, she was so shocked when she found out. She probably went exploring after school...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You mean three?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have //five//.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure she knew about the anus, I just didn't count it. Or were you talking about the cervix?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I counted the anus.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She was a girl and she didn't know? How...how does...what?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except the part where we had to learn what the fallopian tubes and stuff were. People who fucking have sex for //money// don't fucking need to know that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

After I watched //Hocus// //Pocus//, I looked up "virgin" in the dictionary and din't get it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If there's anybody that knows what a virgin is, it's the girl that constantly posts pictures of cats in comment sections.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd hardly call a girl who posts pictures of her pussy on the Internet a virgin.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not her pussy, it's ones she finds off Google. And Bing, when she's feeling naughty.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is //my// pussy http://ctrlv.in/56996 it wants to eat your dick

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hairy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i prefer the term "au natural"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If there was a comment of the day I'd pick yours.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I remember playing the "Penis game" was the most bad ass thing you could do, yell penis as loud as possible. I always ended up laughing and losing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"penis... heheheh your turn" "Penis!... Your turn hehhehheheh" And then there's the one kid that simply doesn't give a fuck. "PEEEEEEENIS! YEAH!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh yeah man, it got really intense. There would always be that kid that tells "VAGINA" to try and be funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That kid who didn't care was me. We played it last year in health and we got multiple complaints. It was one of those "had to be there" moments.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We played that once while on a run for cross country. It was 6:30 in the morning, we were running through a neighborhood where people were most likely still asleep, and there's that one guy who screams "PENIS!" at the top of his lungs. We had to turn a nice easy recovery run into a speed workout. Not fun.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y18gCKL3CIY

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I play the "Fire game", it can only be played in crowded places like airports and movie theaters though...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or if you're really a thrill seaker, there's the spin off "Bomb! There's a motherfuckin bomb in the building" version.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's about all the porn I can take right now! I get a boner just thinking about those sleek letters on that bright page. OH GOD I CAN'T HANDLE IT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Umm I didn't do that kind of stuff in //elementary// Puberty hadn't hit yet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You weren't pubescent at 10-11-12? Rough.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats like 5th or 6th grade, so its not really elementary.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fifth grade is still elementary school where I live.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh. Well in my district we had sex ed in fourth grade as well as having the entire fifth grade curriculum be focused around preparing for middle school.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've had sex ed since third grade. Obviously in elementary school, it was learning about YOUR parts, and then in middle school it was a combination of both sexes'.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

By sex ed i mean learning about both sexes as well as sexual intercourse.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Depending on where you live.. My elementary school was JK-8.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did you go to a religious elementary school? The private and Catholic schools go up to 8th grade around here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope. It was a public school. Many around where I live are like that. Also, I live in a town, not the city.. so there's not as many kids. There was only about 750 in the school. My high school only has about 1500 - 2000 people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wasnt in elementary those ages. I guess thats the mixup

by Anonymous 13 years ago

AH, and everytime there was a diagram of a penis or vagina in a science book, all hell broke loose.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I remember we were in the sex education section of life science in seventh grade, and we used to have these fill-in the blank style workbooks. And one day we were going over the answers in class, and on the last question's answer was "vagina." So, my teacher called on some random kid who repeatedly claimed that he "didn't get that one" as his face grew redder. So my science teacher (bless you Mr. Keanan) proclaimed "Bullshit. It's a vagina guys, let's all say it together. Va-gi-na." Inb4coolstorybro

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, in grade 4, during sex ed, the teacher asked us if anybody knew what the female sex organ was called, and this poor girl raised her hand and proclaimed with such a sense of knowing - "Ba-gina!" Close, but no cigar.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That sounds like something off of MLIA d

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My science class is guilty for still doing this. "Hey, turn to page 394!" Everyone in hearing distance does it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't know what sex was until middle school. wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

me neither, man. Losers unite!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had Sex Ed in 4th grade

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, me too. Except "with" was somewhere in my sentence.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had sex with Ed in grade four?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I still don't know what it is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For not know what it is you sure are good at it. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Being raped by you doesn't really count.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was extremely close to asking my dad what a prostitute was.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I asked me dad was testicles were in like, 3rd grade. Also he had a lengthy conversation with me about hookers in the car on the way home from the bowling alley once... eh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In 4th, 5th and 6th grade, my school would come in and give our class a talk about sex and puberty once a year. So in 4th grade she starts talking about testicles dropping and I had no clue what she was asking, so me being the loud mouth that I am, ask what testicles were out loud to my entire class. Also I live in a small school so everyone in my grade knew of this in an hour. Next in 5th grade she starts talking about pubic hair and all of the cons from it. She really scared me, and I really didn't like the sound of it, so I ask her if I could shave my pubic hair when I grow up. Everyone laughed at me again and the whole grade knew in an hour. And the worst part was that she said no, when you can. She gave me false information, and that can not be tolerated. In 6th grade my friends (yes, unfortunately I have friends in real life) held down my arms so I could not raise my hand, therefore saving me from more embarrassment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tl;dr. I upvoted though y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good friend you have there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In like 7th grade I was in the car with my best friend, her sister, and her dad. We passed some inmates working on the side of the road and, I'm assimg she didn't know what it meant, she yelled, "Hey look, prostitutes!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I did that in the fourth grade... he described it as a woman who sells her sex... which I took to mean that she sold various liquids in bottles.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My 6th grade english teacher had a book called "Why do men Have Nipples?",hidden at the very end of a bookcase. It dealt with important topics, like "Why is poop green?" and "Does semen have nutritional values?". Mind you, we are all middle-schoolers. So when this book was discovered, it quickly spread around the class like wildfire. All hopes the teacher had of keeping her class under control dissolved in front of her eyes as the book was passed around and everybody in the class was screaming with annoying raucous laughter that can only come from 6th graders. The teacher got up, snatched it from whichever kid was reading it, and put it through a paper shredder. ~The end

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then after school, she went and bought another copy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So wait... //does// semen have nutritional value?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm personnaly more curious about the green poop.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I heard that is can be beneficial in reducing plaque. Alternatively that was just made up by guys.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I remember the first time I looked up porn... I did it on my moms computer. Then immediately after I felt insanely bad so I made up an incredible lie saying how I actually wanted to search the word "corn" on google because our fifth grade teacher celebrates national corn day. I think she believed me. Long story short, I watch porn at least 3 times a week now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In middle school, watching porn was like smoking crack.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mom teaches 3rd grade and she makes each student stand up in front of the class and say "Penis and Vagina!" A teacher's aid heard her students screaming it in the schoolyard and almost faint.... I'm sure these kids won't have trouble with sexual education class.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why does she do that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They always giggle, and are too scared to say it. So she tries to get them used to them to saying it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or like a Christian reading the Song of Solomon in the Bible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The only thing my sex ed class could stop giggling long enough to agree on was that the female reproductive system totally looks like a cow's head. http://ctrlv.in/57003 http://ctrlv.in/57004 I rest my case.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We would get extra credit if we could recite the Spermy's Journey song my teacher made up in front of the whole class. No one got extra credit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Best deal ever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That horrible moment in your life when you realize your parents had sex

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wary When the teacher was out of the classroom, I and the other talented artists of the class would draw our interpretations of sex on the board. It looked basically like a stack of two people on a bed. It make all hell break loose with giggles. We were badasses. Here's a diagram: http://ctrlv.in/57077

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not to mention that they still have their clothes on.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think my exact rendering of "sex" (in my little child mind) was dry humping of two 30-year-olds. ono

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fuck that. We'd actually watch porn. ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All of these comments are hilarious.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

me and my friend morgan were in the history section of the book store looking for books on our favorite historical figures. all of the sudden this section on sex comes up. right next to ceasar and cleopatra was the book "different sex positions in bed" and in the subtitle: Special addition for virgins. and next to that book was: How to have sex for dummies. only "Dummies" was crossed out and had "virgins" on it. -true story i swear on my virginity.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

we were playing a game of Guess 5. it's a game where you get a catagory name and have to name 5 of something in that catagory. My mother, left brained (logica) is so witty at stuff like this. I thought it was funny. so did everyone else. I'm reading off that catagory list and she goes: name 5 different sex postitions in bed. an even harder catagory topic is when it says "current" so my sister goes: name 5 CURRENT sex positions in bed. all hell broke loose after that of inappropriate jokes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago