I think he does. Next we'll be seeing Hooters adds. Plus the amirite guy is going to have a hot Hooters amirite chick hanging off is arm, with a plate of wings
No shoes, no shirt, and I get no service
AHH
Girl look, I'm lonely
AHH
Girl look, I'm lonely
AHH
Girl look, I'm lonely
F-F-F-Forever alone!
When I walk in hooters
This is what I see
Two double D's and a plate of chicken wings
I got a boner in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it
I'm forever alone and I know it.
I've got a friend who takes pictures of hooters girls.. I've never been to a restaurant so I don't know what they're like on the job, but they're pretty nice people when they get naked.
One of those not so popular site wide jokes that isn't very popular. I'm glad to be a part of it. Now, would you like a turnip since you understand? No wait, I should get the turnip for educating you.
My one problem with subway is that when ever I order an actual sandwich they keep asking if I want anything on it. Bitch if I wanted anything else on my sandwich it wouldn't be a BLT
I used to work at subway and we're required to ask if you want other vegetables on their BLT, and more often than not they didn't just want lettuce and tomato.
I worked at subway too, and isn't that stupid that we're only supposed to put a certain amount of vegetables per sandwich? We were told to put 6 olives per footlong, nobody followed that rule.
It is so dumb! When I grab olives, I grab a huge handful, because they never stick to the sandwich anyways. The only guild lines I follow are for meats and cheese. We should have subway conversations :] Write on my profile.
Hi, so I just wanted to let you know that I'm not ignoring you and I'm on mobille and I can't send you a message because there is no button that says "send" or "reply" or whatever it's supposed to say. Or I'm being really dense headed and I just don't see it. Kay so looking at that again.
http://ctrlv.in/48056
Dream on
http://formspring.me/profile/qu...74349209593628
http://ctrlv.in/48059
Miles per hour?
Is this referring to their sandwich making skills?
No it's referring to their uniforms
i just love it when they leave their polos unbottoned...
Sadly, there's no hooters in Ireland. But there are subways!
as opposed to bottoned?
Yes.
oh, are you referring to my spelling error?
Great job detective!
it's "no shit, sherlock!" .... c'mon!
When you "no shit, Sherlock" someone, there's always a chance they'll "then keep digging, Watson" you. JewishDoggy just can't take that chance.
Anthony must have an advertising deal with Hooters
"Anthony, if you make the POTD about our product, we are prepared to offer you a 30 second motorboat and 2 lap dances."
I think he does. Next we'll be seeing Hooters adds. Plus the amirite guy is going to have a hot Hooters amirite chick hanging off is arm, with a plate of wings
That'd actually be cool.
Yeah. Didn't you know,the amirite guy always gets allll the bitches. So it's bound to happen someday.
Yeah but only if they were related to you, Einstein.
Because everyone related to me is sexy.
we need to call him the "amirite guy" because I keep wanting to interpret what come before the question mark as its own sentence -.-
I was once talking to this Hooters waitress and... Well that's about it.
And then she brought you the sandwich? Yeah, she did that to me too
She wanted me. She even gave me free refills.
Looking at it in hindsight... she might have meant the other type of special
That... slut! She gave me refills too, she told me I was special!
To the girls at Hooters: I know the sign says "No shirt, no shoes: No service" but you really should wear pants.
No shoes, no shirt, and I get no service
AHH
Girl look, I'm lonely
AHH
Girl look, I'm lonely
AHH
Girl look, I'm lonely
F-F-F-Forever alone!
When I walk in hooters
This is what I see
Two double D's and a plate of chicken wings
I got a boner in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it
I'm forever alone and I know it.
I took that a lot farther than it needed to be taken
Haha is that a song?
No. Its the translation of an ancient message carved into the Great Wall of China.
Oh hardy-har-fucking-har
You're just a riot aren't you?
I just wanted to know if he made it up that's all.
Then why didn't you ask if he made it up or not?
I...well I...shit I guess I just figured I would have eventually gotten to ask that. My thought process was off a bit. shrug
I took that a lot farther than it needed to be taken
Now why on earth would you say that? ;)
"BITCH, GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A-- oh, already? Wow, that was fast."
I've got a friend who takes pictures of hooters girls.. I've never been to a restaurant so I don't know what they're like on the job, but they're pretty nice people when they get naked.
sounds like you are talking about your friend "jim" to me
Negative, sir.
sounds like my kind of friend
He's my friend; you can't have him!
i get it...now give me a fucking turnip bitch
The turnips thing originated from the wikipedia post, amirite?
One of those not so popular site wide jokes that isn't very popular. I'm glad to be a part of it. Now, would you like a turnip since you understand? No wait, I should get the turnip for educating you.
Go make me footlong!
give me five dollars and i'll give you a "footlong" ;) -great subway hooker pickup line
Do you work at Subway?
Because everytime I see you, I get a footlong
Hey baby, do you work at Subway?
'Cause you should go make me a sammich.
alright you quoted it so SHAMELESS POST PROMOTION.
http://amirite.net/654026
I'm pretty sure I got it from that post too.
http://ctrlv.in/48060
http://ctrlv.in/48063
IT'S 4AM, AND YOU MADE ME LOL, I WOKE MY MOM UP. THANKS
5 dolla make you holla!
If anyone has a one foot long penis then we may have a slight problem here.
It would suck to be the OP. They're probably slapping themselves in the face now that the post is POTD for making it anonymous.
They probably weren't anonymous at first. This joke is stolen.
I know, I should've posted this unanonymous
No... I should have made it unanonymous! Nice try though
;D
hooters has good wings...just mentioning it.
Also the waitresses have big boobies.
But wings too.
Not in Novi.... There they look like prepubescent girls.... I've seen them walk into work never been inside thank sweet Jaibus.
I used to work at Subway. You know that sign that says "Employees Must Wash Hands?" Yeah, I have never seen any of those girls follow that rule.
...
Do they masturbate before serving?
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=...-fiw0JX_HmynnD
i don't get it
Im such an innocent virgin (cry2)
I wouldn't put it past them. Some of the girls were really gross...
http://ctrlv.in/48067
/Puke... too far bro, subway girls are no hooters girls and even then....
My one problem with subway is that when ever I order an actual sandwich they keep asking if I want anything on it. Bitch if I wanted anything else on my sandwich it wouldn't be a BLT
I used to work at subway and we're required to ask if you want other vegetables on their BLT, and more often than not they didn't just want lettuce and tomato.
we had some people that just wanted bacon, no vegetables.
One of them was probably me
cue ilikefurrywolves and bacon rant
I work at Subway ;] Owow!
Y u no make my sammich full like commercial?
Because we have a specific amount of stuff we're allowed to put on a sandwich :[
The commercials are so misleading though, it makes me sad.
Lol. Well you could.. if you paid more money for it :P
I worked at subway too, and isn't that stupid that we're only supposed to put a certain amount of vegetables per sandwich? We were told to put 6 olives per footlong, nobody followed that rule.
It is so dumb! When I grab olives, I grab a huge handful, because they never stick to the sandwich anyways. The only guild lines I follow are for meats and cheese. We should have subway conversations :] Write on my profile.
Is it bad that I'm a guy who worked at Which Wich?
What the HELL is Which Wich?
Sandwich shop. It's different because you mark down your order instead of telling the cashier your order.
I know of those. Which which wich did you work at?
Stillwater, OK
The one inside OSU?
Sí, señor.
hmm... I've been there so I may have kinda met you haha
Protip: don't work there. It sucks.
Hi, so I just wanted to let you know that I'm not ignoring you and I'm on mobille and I can't send you a message because there is no button that says "send" or "reply" or whatever it's supposed to say. Or I'm being really dense headed and I just don't see it. Kay so looking at that again.
That's cool. Mobile is a pain in the ass, anyway.
Haha okay Simran... I'm guessing this is from when we didn't know eachother at all.
Btw, late reply is late.
I go into subway and laugh at the men who have to make me sandwiches.. hahaha.
Go make me sammich!
Clever.