Even though so many people die because of alcohol, you never think about how many of them are born because of it. amirite?

Born with FAS :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fuckin Awesome Side-boobs? Yeah, I guess that could be a bad thing...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FUCKING ASS SHIT. It's... a form of Tourette Syndrome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Spongebob: You guys don't know what FAS is?? HERE Plankton...Let me spell it for you! F is for friends who do sex together A is for Alcohol S is for some couple at anytime at all, Sea Creatures: Unhappy with their new baby!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cute.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is this gonna be a thing with you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Would you be offended if I said something like "Orange you glad he's not saying 'cute' anymore?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not the only one who sang while reading this, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol, "do sex."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're missing a word there...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know, I realized it but it was too late for me to edit it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ask Ant. I'm sure since it is POTD, you'll get some exception to edit it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or you could ask any of the available moderators. http://amirite.net/moderators

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or, she can ask you..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think many people know I'm a mod.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I knew, and I'm a person.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That makes me feel better.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Glad to see I can help, it's good to know that my day wasn't a waste.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cute.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha. Muslims.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cute.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's the universe's way of evening itself out. For every fat person that dies of a heart attack, there's someone romancing a date with ice cream and cake, hoping to pro-create. For every person that gets run over by a car, there's two teenagers in the backseat of one who's condom will break.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And for every meme that goes out of use, some thirty-year-old virgin is making jokes aboot sex on the interwebs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just realized that you're name probably isn't pronounced "Seemón" like I've been saying in my head........

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sigh-men

by Anonymous 13 years ago

aaaaaaaaaaah. men <3 hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It puts back what it takes away.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cute.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Equilibrium...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What happened to Simon's comment? wary

I LIKED THAT ONE!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think Simon is just constantly in limbo, so he cannot stay on amirite for much longer than a few hours before being sucked back into Purgatory... or something along those lines.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cute.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How's this cute thing working out?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ADORABLY!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty if that baby isn't aborted, it grows up to be a nobody but a poor bum who probably drops out of high school and works at your local Kroger while living of Govt Welfare and driving a piece of shit ricer car. They will probably never contribute to society.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sure*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, the town where I'm living right now has tons of homeless people with FASD. That being said, there are also a lot of FASD victims in jail because many of them are unable to associate the crime with the jail sentence.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If the guy is working for a living, then what's the problem? The world needs people who work at Kroger

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So what you're saying is that you're pretty if that baby isn't aborted, what if it is?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No becasye alchojl does not get peopl prgnant. It hink.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1. You're drunk. 2. Your motor skills have permanently been impaired. 3. You spilled beer on his keyboard, which is now less functional.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think that the comment was supposed to give off the impression of reason #1

by Anonymous 13 years ago

beer baby!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When we say alcohol, do we mean the alcohol like in drinks? Or like the alcohol in mouthwash. Becoz you know there are actually 2 different kinds.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think they were talking about the alcohol in mouthwash; it makes much more sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What? I thought OP was talking about the alcohol in hand sanitizer....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, that stuff is way too strong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One time I got hand sanitizer in my mouth. BAD TIMES.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Mom, Dad, where do babies come from?" "Well sweetie, when a mommy rinses with a LOT of mouthwash......"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Obviously the mouth wash kind. Everyone loves getting drunk off listerine!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wanna get listerine wasted!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've actually filed a complaint to the government to have listerine banned in the country. I believe it's just caused more harm than good, what with all the people mouthwashing and driving.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How is babby formed? How girl get pregnant?

by Anonymous 13 years ago