+1,014 If you're going to kill yourself, before you do it you should photoshop yourself out of all the pictures you can, burn all your previous possessions, and hack and delete all files of yourself, and then drown yourself in the ocean where your body will never be found, so all your friends will be like "Hey, what happened to Steve? Did ... did Steve ever exist? Did we just imagine him?" Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not saying to kill yourself, but if you're already going to, do it this way.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about the way where I move to Jerusalem and become a suicide bomber?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sure, whatever floats ya boat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Buoyancy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What kind of rapping name is Steve?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If one of my friends did that to me I'd go ape shit crazy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget to legally change your name, so all records of you with your old name will be gone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

except for everything that's printed out wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's obviously a different Steve.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What if you have a unique name like Klastivottlevarp?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i think you just made my favorite comment in the history of amirite O.O

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/100497 (click pic) Just sayin

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't get it...kill yourself faster?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd remember you if you killed yourself, Simon. Of course, with the eight weeks an average death takes to circulate from Australia to the Americas through the interblag, I might not even find out that you died soon enough to mourn you within the appropriate time frame. ... Email me at least eight weeks before hand, so the timing will be perfect.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

W-wait...did he...die? I'm not sure, I mean it might not have been 8 weeks yet...GUYS HELP

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, his emails said nothing of the sort.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did...Did Simon ever really exist?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Brilliant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and then get some of your acquaintances in on it so when your friends go around asking they're like 'Steve? Steve who? I don't know who that is.'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because if I told my my friends that I was going to commit suicide then they'd all be totally cool with it and go along with my trick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hence acquaintances :P but yeah I can see how that might be a bit of a problem.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmmm....then don't actually kill yourself. Just move to a different country! :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You can't delete your amirite posts! But then again I guess that goes along with the hacking part.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can if you report it and ask them to take it down..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Disabling your account deletes all your non-Anon posts and comments.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha... "non-Anon".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol yeah, that wording is awkward. When I was banned, my Anon posts stayed, and a couple of them got homepaged - when my account was restored, I had a bunch of notifications.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mods can still see them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Even if you deactivate your account you can still get POTD.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But the post will be shown as anonymous, @spearmint

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's true, but sometimes the poster's name is mentioned in the comments like in this POTD. Also mods can still see who made it wink

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At least then you'll die knowing you were the best goddamn troll to ever grace this earth.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes because most people who want to commit suicide feel like they have just fuckloads of friends who care about them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What would you know about most suicidals? Maybe some of them do have those.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't be so serious.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It sounded like her comment was pretty serious. If not, it wasn't a very funny joke.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We wrote that at the same time. It was meant for her.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh. wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, I wasn't making a joke. Which doesn't really work when everyone else is making jokes...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Funny you chose Steve...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:P I made this post in September, but I guess since it was homepaged yesterday, it is pretty funny now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I want to say it's a Blue's Clues reference.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

1984 O.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was thinking the same thing! Because you don't exist in the present, you therefore have never existed. Basically in the totalitarian society the government had the ability to wipe you off the face of the Earth. All records of you either destroyed or altered. You were vaporised.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This reminds me of the ending of the novel How to Say Goodbye in Robot. The guy joined the yearbook staff just to make sure no one could find a single photo of him. It striked me as being seriously uncanny.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read that book too. The ending really stuck with me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/100470

by Anonymous 12 years ago

His band isn't as terrible as I'd expected. Steve Burns and The Struggle, I believe.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd probably go searching for him then be like... "Man, this is like that post I read on that website I liked... It went like the person had to photosh-... OH I'M GLAD HE'S DEAD!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your friends would still have pictures of you

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This reminds me so strongly of Stalin's purges...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What about the pictures that your friends and family have of you in their house...?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just made it +1000

by Anonymous 12 years ago