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+49Its a bit awkward when the person you hate thinks their opinion matters.. amirite? Also about bro and cool story
+90It's getting old when people say "COOL STORY BRO, TELL IT AGAIN" amirite?
That's fucked up bro. Literally.
That's a cool story bro. Literally.
Now someone has a mental picture of their sister fucking their friends. Kinda gross bro.
No, they have metal image of their sister fucking their brother. That's messed up.
I thought 'bro' was just figurative, in this case not litteral. I call my friends bro sometimes even if they are girls.
cool story bro
If you slept with your bros (aka brother) sister, wouldn't that be your sister too? O.o
Depends... We in Alabama?
Incest alert.
Intriguing tale,male that shares the same birthgiver as I.
More like "spiffing tale, old bean"
Marvellous tale brethren!
Bro, that story was cool!
Asinine anecdote, yo.
Awesome accidental alliteration, astute amirite? associate.
Also assonance. OMG
What an awkward college joke.
When trying to express oneself, it's frankly quite absurd,
To leaf through lengthy lexicons to find the perfect word.
A little spontaniaty keeps conversation keen,
You need to find a way to say, precisely what you mean...
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
I thought the word was gonna be penis.
nice one.
And you want him to tell it again?
Orb yrots looc
The new cool story bro
WHY?!?!?!?!
Why the fuck are you talking to me bro? You think just because we related, I want to hear your stories?
Riveting tale brah!
The first time that happened to me I just went with, "how the fuck did not know I had a brother?"
Ballin' gossip dawg.
Autocorrect just changed "Ive" to "retrofitting". And that made me forget my witty input.
*Irish accent
Hat off to ye!
Challenge accepted.
I wonder why you weren't included in the inb4.
because no one includes the jews
I was included.
Amirite clue:
It was JewishDoggy on the POTD with the inb4! He killed them all.
Ughh forgot about you.
burnnnnnn
Hey I didn't mean to
I don't have a brother. This is offensive!
Kind of an old joke, but eh I got nothing.
EXCEPT A LOVE!
Now you have a down vote.
An emoticon of a cool guy smoking with sunglasses and slicked hair would go perfectly after this comment, but sadly there is none.
Sweet saga, yo
I'M TELLING MOM!!!!!
Nice one! THAT never gets old!
You love emphasis of the word "that".
what's THAT supposed to mean?
I actually really fucking hate that phrase.
If you don't give a pants enough to let everyone know that you don't give a pants, you obviously have something wrong with you.
I need my pants so nobody can see the Jewish star I branded on my ass. I definitely don't give a pants.
You jewish Jew...
Nobody cares about your stinky checks.
But seriously though, give a pants is my way of saying give a Shit. Because autocorrect knows that pants is pants and Shit is usually shot.
Shit is either shot or shut for me, but I just backspace.
Too lazy for backspace.
Inb4:
Shugah
Stickcaveman
Brettward34
Shun
Dandylion
God_almighty
You forgot "the."
Oops
But you couldnt inb4 me
because im too fast for you
This is no place to brag about your premature ejaculation.
Hey! Anonymous inb4'd you! You're breaking the sacred rule of inb4!
Once you go anonymous, all rules and regulations are obsolete for you.
We shall see.
Darn you! This isn't ova. Once tomorrow comes forth, the POTD shall appear and I will be there with my inb4. [shakes fist in air]
I have never felt more popular in my life
I have. One time I was telling a group of friends a story and at the end one asshole said "cool story, bro" so I brutally beat them up for using an overused memo that was never funny. Everyone thanked me, the girls were all over me for being so awesome (that part happens everyday), and stuff like that.
let me guess, your life is average?
An overused memo?
Ya sorry. I saw that and I was like "hehehe, memo" and so I had to say something:P
That moment where coolstory decides that you really do have a really cool story and replies by saying, cool story, bro.
IT IS BRETTWARD95! If you are going to inb4 someone, GET IT RIGHT! But I do like being mentioned by random people. Makes me feel famous.
Those lil red hearts should count as internet. Cool points or something
I'm popular enough to be mentioned?? My life is complete.
Glad I could do that for you.
:D
The way I typed it makes it look like I dont give a fuck about the way you spell it. Or that I just didn't know, so chill bro.
I see...
1. Comment on every POTD
2. ????
3. PROFIT!
That's how I do it.
Kristenann
Dwight
Chauncy
Aswcc
You already commented, so anon couldnt inb4 u. Dont worry, you're popular as peanut butter, bro
What?
Someone knows my name...I feel so...flattered
it's KirstenAnn
Sorry
you should be.
As you can see I butchered a lot of names.
I noticed. Before you inb4 something, make sure it's inb4-Ed correctly.
I was in a hurry to get there duhh.
you should'veknown before you got there. Duh.
I'm mildly upset I wasn't mentioned.
Maybe if you commented on POTD more you'd get inb4ed.
I can arrange that...
Glorious exposition, comrade.
that awkward moment when the potd isn't a question...
That awkward moment when this isn't Facebook.
That awkward moment when you're sitting and someone walks by you and their fart slips out and into your mouth..
That's not awkward. That's sexy.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
the awkward moment when nobody said it was and you make a dumb ass stereotype.
just stupid, thanks. :)
Shitty action, sis.
All of these comments are shit. amirite has become a hole.
No! You're a hole!
I don't even know what the fuck "hole" is supposed to mean.
You do better.
butter*
A stick of butter, y'all*
(Paula Deen): *butta y'all
That would sting. Sex with butter.
It could be the "lube", so to speak. kinda gross though.
...forget i said anything.
Cool story bro