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It's awkward when you're trying to figure out what to say when your bro actually tells a cool story.. amirite?

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@1553997

That's fucked up bro. Literally. frown smilie

Anonymous +21Reply
@That's fucked up bro. Literally.

That's a cool story bro. Literally.

Clementiness avatar Clementines Yeah You Are +8Reply
@1553997

Now someone has a mental picture of their sister fucking their friends. Kinda gross bro.

SkylarOctaviouss avatar SkylarOctavious Yeah You Are +11Reply
@1553997

If you slept with your bros (aka brother) sister, wouldn't that be your sister too? O.o

@1553997

Incest alert.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +4Reply

Intriguing tale,male that shares the same birthgiver as I.

DDasias avatar DDasia Yeah You Are +46Reply

Bro, that story was cool!

Clementiness avatar Clementines Yeah You Are +35Reply

Asinine anecdote, yo.

@LamWin Asinine anecdote, yo.

Awesome accidental alliteration, astute amirite? associate.

What an awkward college joke. un smilie

Vitaes avatar Vitae Yeah You Are +27Reply

When trying to express oneself, it's frankly quite absurd,
To leaf through lengthy lexicons to find the perfect word.
A little spontaniaty keeps conversation keen,
You need to find a way to say, precisely what you mean...

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +23Reply

And you want him to tell it again?

angels_001s avatar angels_001 Yeah You Are +22Reply

Orb yrots looc troll smilie

EpicBoys avatar EpicBoy Yeah You Are +20Reply
@EpicBoy Orb yrots looc

The new cool story bro

Anonymous +3Reply

Why the fuck are you talking to me bro? You think just because we related, I want to hear your stories?

Anonymous +16Reply

Riveting tale brah!

The first time that happened to me I just went with, "how the fuck did not know I had a brother?"

HastyCroissants avatar HastyCroissant Yeah You Are +10Reply

Ballin' gossip dawg.

Autocorrect just changed "Ive" to "retrofitting". And that made me forget my witty input.

AtheisticMystics avatar AtheisticMystic Yeah You Are +9Reply

*Irish accent
Hat off to ye!

TristantheGreats avatar TristantheGreat Yeah You Are +8Reply

Challenge accepted.

@amiritesucksnow Challenge accepted.

I wonder why you weren't included in the inb4.

Anonymous +1Reply
@Favvkes burnnnnnn

Hey I didn't mean to

Anonymous -3Reply

I don't have a brother. This is offensive!

hmm smilieI got nothing

@ASWCC I got nothing

EXCEPT A LOVE! cool smilie

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +13Reply
@ASWCC

Now you have a down vote.

@DandyLion Now you have a down vote.

An emoticon of a cool guy smoking with sunglasses and slicked hair would go perfectly after this comment, but sadly there is none.

Sweet saga, yo

I'M TELLING MOM!!!!!

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +2Reply

Nice one! THAT never gets old!

THAT_Girls avatar THAT_Girl Yeah You Are +1Reply

I actually really fucking hate that phrase.

If you don't give a pants enough to let everyone know that you don't give a pants, you obviously have something wrong with you.

Anonymous +1Reply
@I actually really fucking hate that phrase. If you don't give a pants enough to let everyone know that you don't...

I need my pants so nobody can see the Jewish star I branded on my ass. I definitely don't give a pants.

@Brettward95 I need my pants so nobody can see the Jewish star I branded on my ass. I definitely don't give a pants.

You jewish Jew...

Nobody cares about your stinky checks.

But seriously though, give a pants is my way of saying give a Shit. Because autocorrect knows that pants is pants and Shit is usually shot.

Anonymous +1Reply

Image in content

Splashs avatar Splash Yeah You Are 0Reply

Inb4:
Shugah
Stickcaveman
Brettward34
Shun
Dandylion
God_almighty

Anonymous -2Reply
@Inb4: Shugah Stickcaveman Brettward34 Shun Dandylion God_almighty

But you couldnt inb4 me hello smilie because im too fast for you

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +23Reply
@Favvkes But you couldnt inb4 me because im too fast for you

This is no place to brag about your premature ejaculation.

@Shugah This is no place to brag about your premature ejaculation.

Hey! Anonymous inb4'd you! You're breaking the sacred rule of inb4!

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +7Reply
@Favvkes Hey! Anonymous inb4'd you! You're breaking the sacred rule of inb4!

Once you go anonymous, all rules and regulations are obsolete for you.

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +5Reply
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@1554047

We shall see.
Darn you! This isn't ova. Once tomorrow comes forth, the POTD shall appear and I will be there with my inb4. [shakes fist in air]

Anonymous 0Reply
@God_the_Almighty I have never felt more popular in my life

I have. One time I was telling a group of friends a story and at the end one asshole said "cool story, bro" so I brutally beat them up for using an overused memo that was never funny. Everyone thanked me, the girls were all over me for being so awesome (that part happens everyday), and stuff like that.

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@1555201

Ya sorry. I saw that and I was like "hehehe, memo" and so I had to say something:P

@DandyLion I have. One time I was telling a group of friends a story and at the end one asshole said "cool story, bro" so I...

That moment where coolstory decides that you really do have a really cool story and replies by saying, cool story, bro.

coolstorys avatar coolstory Yeah You Are -1Reply
@Inb4: Shugah Stickcaveman Brettward34 Shun Dandylion God_almighty

IT IS BRETTWARD95! If you are going to inb4 someone, GET IT RIGHT! But I do like being mentioned by random people. Makes me feel famous. l smilie

@Inb4: Shugah Stickcaveman Brettward34 Shun Dandylion God_almighty

I'm popular enough to be mentioned?? My life is complete.

Shuns avatar Shun Yeah You Are +9Reply
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@1554083

The way I typed it makes it look like I dont give a fuck about the way you spell it. Or that I just didn't know, so chill bro.

Anonymous +8Reply
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@1554034

You already commented, so anon couldnt inb4 u. Dont worry, you're popular as peanut butter, bro y smilie

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +12Reply
Anonymous -4Reply
@Kristenann Dwight Chauncy Aswcc

Someone knows my name...I feel so...flattered

@Sorry

you should be.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +7Reply
@KirstenAnn you should be.

As you can see I butchered a lot of names.

Anonymous +7Reply
@As you can see I butchered a lot of names.

I noticed. Before you inb4 something, make sure it's inb4-Ed correctly.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are -4Reply
@I was in a hurry to get there duhh.

you should'veknown before you got there. Duh.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are -6Reply
@Kristenann Dwight Chauncy Aswcc

I'm mildly upset I wasn't mentioned.

@TristantheGreat I'm mildly upset I wasn't mentioned.

Maybe if you commented on POTD more you'd get inb4ed.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +5Reply

Glorious exposition, comrade.

that awkward moment when the potd isn't a question...

Anonymous -4Reply

Shitty action, sis.

All of these comments are shit. amirite has become a hole.

@AntiJokeChicken All of these comments are shit. amirite has become a hole.

No! You're a hole!

I don't even know what the fuck "hole" is supposed to mean.

Shuns avatar Shun Yeah You Are +8Reply
@butter*

A stick of butter, y'all*

Anonymous +3Reply
@butter*

(Paula Deen): *butta y'all

Anonymous +3Reply
@butter*

That would sting. Sex with butter.

@Brettward95 That would sting. Sex with butter.

It could be the "lube", so to speak. kinda gross though.

...forget i said anything.

THAT_Girls avatar THAT_Girl Yeah You Are +9Reply

Cool story bro troll smilie

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are -14Reply
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