Nobody likes whorish olive oil, amirite?

I...Wha...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's all about the extra virgin, don'cha kno.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok, yesterday I royally messed up the list so this is a retry: Inb4: Favvks ActionMan JewishDoggy Gog_the_Almighty Chauncy Shugah CharlieBadassBrown DandyLion ASWCC Shun Dwight Brettward95 StickCaveman Clementines TristantheGreat Anonymous

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did you mess up because I didn't comment on yesterday's POTD, among other things?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No I got lots of names wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did you really watch the clock and wait just so you could post this before any of the users on your list commented? ono

*And who the fuck is TristantheGreat? o.O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yup

I had to, that's how it works *and idk either he wanted to be added soo...figured I might as well

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never thought I would end up on a list, so there's probably people asking who I am too. :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Probably the person who posted it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Try again...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha No not you I think he means the person who posted the comment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

False I am not TristiantheGreat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn you...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And I feel famous two days in a row!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

me too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Favvkes *God_the_Almighty Strike 2...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its FAVVKES you ignorant knave!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's totally what I said... wary

No but seriously, I meant to put that. I don't know why I got it wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn!!! *shakes fist in air*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aside from the poor spelling for some, no one really cares that much.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok then. If no one cares they would skip over it right? Plus I've already said this was the last time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Someone needs to inb4 this guy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No point, I'm not doing it anymore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Penis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Spelled my name wrong! HAHA! VICTORY IS MIIIIIIIIIINE! http://ctrlv.in/47782

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fine!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(smug)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mannn, that should totally be an emoticon

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/47786

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The list of people of who you secretly want to fuck, too bad I already beat you to it. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How did you know wary

You've been reading my diary?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That explains this tattoo and all these Barry Manilow albums. ...But it doesn't explain the furniture... hmm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'M FIRST! I BEAT ALL OF YOU WINNNNNNNNN! http://ctrlv.in/47783

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(cry2)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sorry, don't cry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

STILL NOT INCLUDED! YES

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait... You put "anonymous" on that list, but YOU are anonymous... IT'S AN INB4 PARADOX

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I'm Inb4u

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But you're not showing your username, which makes you anonymous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes I anonymously go by Inb4u but I'm not //Anonymous//

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fine. You win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm Inb4u too. Ha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well hello sexay! hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But i want mine to have experience... don't wanna make a mess

by Anonymous 13 years ago

'Cept whores, that is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sure, it may make my food dirty, but at least it's willing to cook it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OMG OTHER VEGTABLS R SUCH SLUTS </3 </3 </3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1) Oil is not a vegetable 2) Neither is the olive. Olives are fruits.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So is Chauncy. hehe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Neither*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, I thought you meant the vegetable thing. You are calling me a fruit. I retract my previous comment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm clever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, yes. I see that now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You criticized my ability to distinguish fruits from vegetables, but not my grammar and spelling?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't correct DIALECT, eldorito. EVERY writer knows THAT.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Racist.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Irony: lube with extra virgin olive oil troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hope this doesn't turn into an irony debate.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Inb4 irony debate! *phew* okay we're good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, because using an oil as a lube is the opposite of what's expected to happen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Olive oil smells terrible, I would rather use crisco hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

inb4 nacklefoodle

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You have a rather odd diet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Irony: A 40 year old man living in his moms basement, cooks a Betty Cocker penis-shaped cake with extra virgin olive oil.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... They sell penis-shaped cake molds now? DISTURBED.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/47830 wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

GASP! My virgin eyes!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*licks*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No one likes whorish olive oil because it's so damn expensive! $70 every time you use it? In the end, it doesn't even PRETEND to like your food.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I use my olive oil for 45 seconds, due to my premature ejaculation. Then I give it cab fare for the ride home.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seems like that's a problem for us Jews.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its a problem for all Jews.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn cab fares are getting so expensive these days

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sounds like you can't please a woman

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can please a bitch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It should be taken as a compliment! "I like you so much I just couldn't wait!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SO TRUE :O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey, I sorta kinda posted that before! And it was my first homepage! http://amirite.net/189073

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Apparently, people thought it was so funny that they should homepage it again...sorry; I thought I was being original...guess not... ):

by Anonymous 13 years ago

your post is less explicit, though, which makes it more witty :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It would pretty funny if Bin Laden had ended up in heaven simply to be confronted by 72 bottles of olive oil.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought this was a Popeye reference...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like my olive oil extra virginey yum

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're right, I prefer extra whorish olive oil.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except the man-whorish olive oil.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/47799

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's a scary bird O_O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do. It whorish olive oil gets along with your food well. Really well. If you catch my drift ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Personally I like Olive Oil when she's extra whorish, she isn't clingy and it's super slippery. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bad joke? ...ok frown

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's why you don't leave Italy with France.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mind went into Hetalia mode with that comment

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahah this reminds me of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody "Olive oil, virgin olive oil, extra virgin olive oil, olive oil with a questionable past... "

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I cook my chicken with it, and it always ends up tasting like fish.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmm

Well that's not suppose to happen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I fucking hate cock tease olive oil...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who actually judges the level of promiscuity of olives?

by Anonymous 13 years ago