+412 Moses would make the best lifeguard. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I could too...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You weren't even born -.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jesus could walk on water. What did you do?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can part the Red Sea

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pfft with a magical stick...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Isn't that what they call it when you have sex with a girl on her period?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, it is very embarassing that they would name sometging like that after my amazing magic trick -.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jesus is better. he gave Moses the power and saved my life personally

by Anonymous 13 years ago