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Moses would make the best lifeguard. amirite?

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I could too...

@Christ_Jesus I could too...

You weren't even born -.-

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@You weren't even born -.-

Jesus could walk on water. What did you do?

@I can part the Red Sea

Pfft with a magical stick...

@I can part the Red Sea

Isn't that what they call it when you have sex with a girl on her period?

@Captainspadevatore Isn't that what they call it when you have sex with a girl on her period?

Yes, it is very embarassing that they would name sometging like that after my amazing magic trick -.-

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Jesus is better. he gave Moses the power and saved my life personally

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