When you were older, you used to love playing around with time machines. amirite?

I had to read this four times before I understood it XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Smh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is this some type new of internet slang from the future or am I the only person that doesn't know what that means?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would love to go with the slang from the future but I'm afraid you just don't know what it means?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Smh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That time macne was my pust.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That made me hello

, but then I was like

.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I automatically read it as "When you were younger."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I, too, read it as "younger." Also, side not: Is everyone here from reddit? I keep seeing tons of reddit memes all over this site.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I upvoted this, then saw your username...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And then i still upvoted o.O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That doesn't make sense

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Homeless men don't make cents.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Crazy people don't make sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah they do

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Flowers make scents.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some people fence

by Anonymous 13 years ago

AND OTHER PEOPLE RUIN HOMONYM JOKES.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When i was older, i liked to do your mom troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I still do. troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and we had troll babies ^

by Anonymous 13 years ago

35 troll babies. I didn't know that was possible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's possible with a time machine hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who, exactly, is the mother then? (awkward question)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bitch, I did that on mobile without copy/paste. Show the love.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know how they say you can't go into the future because it hasn't happened yet...well im just going out on a limb here, but what if we are being recycled into our own pasts. Everyday you live is just a replay of something that has already happened to you. Then when you die you start from day one. So technically there is no future because you've already done it before. It's like Groundhog Day the movie except you repeat a whole life instead of one day. Of course this isn't logical or even realistic but it's still weird to think about right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You should start a cult. It should be called: Society of Nerds Observing Other Plane - ies or S.N.O.O.P.Y. (for short)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. Naming a cult that I founded after my dog is not badass, I'll think of something

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's badass if your dogs name is something like Tooth-Rip-Claw-Scratch-Blood-Kill.... but that's just a suggestion...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Definitely, but it's not, his name is Snoopy. Uhggg what was my five year old self thinking. >_<

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What is a plane -ies What is it suppose to mean in relation to Charlie's comment

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'll relation my foot to your ass - Red Foreman

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Plane(s)-ies(p) as in plane of time, or field of existence. It's complicated.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IT WORKED!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have you ever heard of cancer?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What relevence does that have?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm just hoping that those comments you made give you it. smile

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ouch. And I thought we had something special.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had a smiley face.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And now I have cancer. I hate you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fair enough.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just finished building a time machine! I'm setting it for a few seconds in the past. I hope this works!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My theory is that time travel will never be plausible. Reason 1: If they are invented in the future, then where are they???? Reason 2: If a person went back into time to achieve something, for example saving someone's life, then there are two possibilities - FAILURE - If the mission fails, then what's the point of going back into time in the first place? SUCCESS - If the person succeeds, then there will be no reason for that person to go on the mission in the future. If the person is saved, then why go back into time to save him? So they won't go back in time, therefore they WON'T have saved him, which means they will, and on and on (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandfather_paradox). So, time travel will either result in failure, or a discontinuous loop. So what's the point?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1. Maybe there are people from the future among us, they just can't tell us cause it would screw with history majorly 2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY_Ry8J_jdw

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Isn't it said that if you change something in the past that it would send you in an alternate reality caused by the change? Doing so would make the time traveler go back in time in his dimension to wind up in yours and so on.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Orrrr maybe no one wants to come to this century. They just skip us like 'oh 2000-3000 fuck that shit I wanna see dragons and liger-bears. 16 century here we come!!!!'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shameless self-promotion: http://amirite.net/672448

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For those of you who are sick of Harry Potter jokes, you think you have a POTD un-related to HP… But really they are talking about time turners…. troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

POTDs always seem to be anon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's because the best posts are stolen, so have to be made anonymous. And the best posts are also made POTDs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why does stolen post = anon? You could just as easily make a stolen while unanonymous as anonymous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mods are told to report stolen posts to admins, who then make it anon

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why would they make it anon, instead of just deleting it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

because a lot of people on here haven't heard of it and it's really funny. there's nothing wrong with spreading a good thing. It's getting credit for something you didn't come up with that's wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But if it's a stolen post, a post stolen from another post on amirite, not another site, then wouldn't it make more sense to delete the post as the other post on amirite is already circulating? I think you may be referring to posts stolen from outside of amirite, while I am not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah i'm talking about posts stolen from other sites....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a Time Machine that only goes forward. At normal speed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A car!!!! Sooo genius

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cars can go in reverse, soooo your statement=invalid

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not going to bother reading the comments, because I know no one has made this joke yet. did you use your time macne to make this post in the futer lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

actually.....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And then no one gets the sarcasm/joke and downvotes ...sorry better luck next time maybe in the futer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lmao I don't mind downvotes; it was an obnoxious thing to say. ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or maybe it's just been said like 10 times in the comments already.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The newest Favvkes?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So. I kind of love this. <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love you. Don't worry though. It's not an obsession. I take breaks from watching you for meals.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, //technically// you would be younger still because as you go back to the past your age doesn't change. Didn't you see Back to the Futer?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mentioning abortions again so this is a real POTD...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What happened to all the comments that were above ActionMans inb4 comment??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

time macnes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read this and thought, "That's fucking stupid". Then I read it again and was like, "OHHHHHH. That's kinda funny". Then I made a comment about it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago