ActionMan, if you are Christian, and you know the story of the tower of Babylon, I think God would probably prevent people from making a time macne by making them all speak completely new languages. WHAT NOW?!!!!
You know how they say you can't go into the future because it hasn't happened yet...well im just going out on a limb here, but what if we are being recycled into our own pasts. Everyday you live is just a replay of something that has already happened to you. Then when you die you start from day one. So technically there is no future because you've already done it before. It's like Groundhog Day the movie except you repeat a whole life instead of one day.
Of course this isn't logical or even realistic but it's still weird to think about right?
because a lot of people on here haven't heard of it and it's really funny. there's nothing wrong with spreading a good thing. It's getting credit for something you didn't come up with that's wrong.
But if it's a stolen post, a post stolen from another post on amirite, not another site, then wouldn't it make more sense to delete the post as the other post on amirite is already circulating?
I think you may be referring to posts stolen from outside of amirite, while I am not.
My theory is that time travel will never be plausible.
Reason 1: If they are invented in the future, then where are they????
Reason 2: If a person went back into time to achieve something, for example saving someone's life, then there are two possibilities -
FAILURE - If the mission fails, then what's the point of going back into time in the first place?
SUCCESS - If the person succeeds, then there will be no reason for that person to go on the mission in the future. If the person is saved, then why go back into time to save him? So they won't go back in time, therefore they WON'T have saved him, which means they will, and on and on (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandfather_paradox).
So, time travel will either result in failure, or a discontinuous loop. So what's the point?
Orrrr maybe no one wants to come to this century. They just skip us like 'oh 2000-3000 fuck that shit I wanna see dragons and liger-bears. 16 century here we come!!!!'
Isn't it said that if you change something in the past that it would send you in an alternate reality caused by the change? Doing so would make the time traveler go back in time in his dimension to wind up in yours and so on.
My theory is that time travel will never be plausible.
Reason 1: If they are invented in the future, then where are they????
Reason 2: If a person went back into time to achieve something, for example saving someone's life, then there are two possibilities -
FAILURE - If the mission fails, then what's the point of going back into time in the first place?
SUCCESS - If the person succeeds, then there will be no reason for that person to go on the mission in the future. If the person is saved, then why go back into time to save him? So they won't go back in time, therefore they WON'T have saved him, which means they will, and on and on (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandfather_paradox).
So, time travel will either result in failure, or a discontinuous loop. So what's the point?
(yes it worked!)
God is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer
then I'll just have to time travel to b4 you posted your inb4
With your time macne?
People won't understand this, seeing as the comments above the 'first' one are now gone.
macne? is that like the awkward teenager stage of a machine?
i know i was just saying since time machines have acne like the rest of us
ActionMan, if you are Christian, and you know the story of the tower of Babylon, I think God would probably prevent people from making a time macne by making them all speak completely new languages. WHAT NOW?!!!!
Doggy only make joke. Chill bro.
I was never un-chill, I just don't like the word fag. I'm allowed to not know internet memes.
Lol you replied to the wrong comment I was telling ActionMan to chill when he was getting to Jewish Doggy.
Wow... I'm so stupid sometimes. Why did I think that was for me?
Sometimes it's best NOT to reply...
It's funny you say that, because you didn't need to reply.
Don't say fag.
I see, I didn't know that. I still don't like it though.
Well it's a good thing you don't control the interwebz then or else we'd all be in big, big trouble.
I'd smite you all.
Fag.
Are you from the futer?
http://amirite.net/656055
I automatically read it as "When you were younger."
I, too, read it as "younger."
Also, side not: Is everyone here from reddit? I keep seeing tons of reddit memes all over this site.
I have a Time Machine that only goes forward. At normal speed.
A car!!!!
Sooo genius
Cars can go in reverse, soooo your statement=invalid
For those of you who are sick of Harry Potter jokes, you think you have a POTD un-related to HP…
But really they are talking about time turners….
You know how they say you can't go into the future because it hasn't happened yet...well im just going out on a limb here, but what if we are being recycled into our own pasts. Everyday you live is just a replay of something that has already happened to you. Then when you die you start from day one. So technically there is no future because you've already done it before. It's like Groundhog Day the movie except you repeat a whole life instead of one day.
Of course this isn't logical or even realistic but it's still weird to think about right?
You should start a cult.
It should be called:
Society of Nerds Observing Other Plane - ies
or S.N.O.O.P.Y. (for short)
No. Naming a cult that I founded after my dog is not badass, I'll think of something
It's badass if your dogs name is something like Tooth-Rip-Claw-Scratch-Blood-Kill.... but that's just a suggestion...
Definitely, but it's not, his name is Snoopy. Uhggg what was my five year old self thinking. >_<
What is a plane -ies
What is it suppose to mean in relation to Charlie's comment
Plane(s)-ies(p) as in plane of time, or field of existence. It's complicated.
I'll relation my foot to your ass - Red Foreman
IT WORKED!
Have you ever heard of cancer?
What relevence does that have?
I'm just hoping that those comments you made give you it.
Ouch. And I thought we had something special.
I had a smiley face.
And now I have cancer. I hate you.
Fair enough.
I just finished building a time machine! I'm setting it for a few seconds in the past. I hope this works!
I upvoted this, then saw your username...
And then i still upvoted o.O
I read this and thought, "That's fucking stupid". Then I read it again and was like, "OHHHHHH. That's kinda funny". Then I made a comment about it.
When i was older, i liked to do your mom
I still do.
and we had troll babies ^
Bitch, I did that on mobile without copy/paste. Show the love.
35 troll babies. I didn't know that was possible.
it's possible with a time machine
Who, exactly, is the mother then? (awkward question)
You're Jesus, so I'll allow it.
Which means there is a god. It all makes sense now.
Mentioning abortions again so this is a real POTD...
POTDs always seem to be anon.
it's because the best posts are stolen, so have to be made anonymous. And the best posts are also made POTDs.
Why does stolen post = anon? You could just as easily make a stolen while unanonymous as anonymous.
mods are told to report stolen posts to admins, who then make it anon
Why would they make it anon, instead of just deleting it?
because a lot of people on here haven't heard of it and it's really funny. there's nothing wrong with spreading a good thing. It's getting credit for something you didn't come up with that's wrong.
But if it's a stolen post, a post stolen from another post on amirite, not another site, then wouldn't it make more sense to delete the post as the other post on amirite is already circulating?
I think you may be referring to posts stolen from outside of amirite, while I am not.
yeah i'm talking about posts stolen from other sites....
My theory is that time travel will never be plausible.
Reason 1: If they are invented in the future, then where are they????
Reason 2: If a person went back into time to achieve something, for example saving someone's life, then there are two possibilities -
FAILURE - If the mission fails, then what's the point of going back into time in the first place?
SUCCESS - If the person succeeds, then there will be no reason for that person to go on the mission in the future. If the person is saved, then why go back into time to save him? So they won't go back in time, therefore they WON'T have saved him, which means they will, and on and on (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandfather_paradox).
So, time travel will either result in failure, or a discontinuous loop. So what's the point?
1. Maybe there are people from the future among us, they just can't tell us cause it would screw with history majorly
2.
Orrrr maybe no one wants to come to this century. They just skip us like 'oh 2000-3000 fuck that shit I wanna see dragons and liger-bears. 16 century here we come!!!!'
Isn't it said that if you change something in the past that it would send you in an alternate reality caused by the change? Doing so would make the time traveler go back in time in his dimension to wind up in yours and so on.
Shameless self-promotion:
http://amirite.net/672448
Well, technically you would be younger still because as you go back to the past your age doesn't change. Didn't you see Back to the Futer?
What happened to all the comments that were above ActionMans inb4 comment??
time macnes
My theory is that time travel will never be plausible.
Reason 1: If they are invented in the future, then where are they????
Reason 2: If a person went back into time to achieve something, for example saving someone's life, then there are two possibilities -
FAILURE - If the mission fails, then what's the point of going back into time in the first place?
SUCCESS - If the person succeeds, then there will be no reason for that person to go on the mission in the future. If the person is saved, then why go back into time to save him? So they won't go back in time, therefore they WON'T have saved him, which means they will, and on and on (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandfather_paradox).
So, time travel will either result in failure, or a discontinuous loop. So what's the point?
I had to read this four times before I understood it XD
Smh
Is this some type new of internet slang from the future or am I the only person that doesn't know what that means?
Smh
I would love to go with the slang from the future but I'm afraid you just don't know what it means?
So. I kind of love this. <3
because the state only recognizes marriage between people of the opposite sex
So it's illegal for members of the opposite sex to marry, now?
thx i edited it :P
I love you. Don't worry though. It's not an obsession. I take breaks from watching you for meals.
Think about it...
I feel like a dumb shit now, since I didn't read the word time.
Yeah, I read it as "the machines" the first time, too.
(yes it worked!)
God is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer
That doesn't make sense
Homeless men don't make cents.
Flowers make scents.
Some people fence
AND OTHER PEOPLE RUIN HOMONYM JOKES.
Crazy people don't make sense.
Yeah they do
That time macne was my pust.
That made me
, but then I was like 
.
naw
I'm not going to bother reading the comments, because I know no one has made this joke yet.
did you use your time macne to make this post in the futer lol
And then no one gets the sarcasm/joke and downvotes ...sorry better luck next time maybe in the futer.
Lmao I don't mind downvotes; it was an obnoxious thing to say. ;D
Or maybe it's just been said like 10 times in the comments already.
actually.....
The newest Favvkes?