+1,780 The show "Toddlers & Tiaras" was only named that because "Strippers in Training" and "My Mother has Self-Esteem Issues" weren't catchy enough titles. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They should make a show 19 years later called "Toddlers & Tiaras: What club do they strip in now?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or they could just name the show "Mental Moms and Baby Brats". That's pretty catchy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*le hipster* I READ THIS POST WHEN IT WAS FIRST POSTED.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

Goddamit, it didn't remember to do that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Booty Pageants sounds nice.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is it sad that I watch that show almost religiously?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

O holy toddler, let us rejoice in your constant babbling and screaming. Let us cake 5 pounds of make-up on your face. And forgive me toddler, for not watching last week's episode. Amen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No it's happy that you watch that show almost religiously.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't worry, i do too. I think its more sad that I'm bummed that I havent been able to find the episode where there's a pony dyed pink.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ooooh calm down guys. I wrote that coment when I first joined this website, i didnt notice how to do it.

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's so weird, cuz I knew how read when I joined this site... It's not like it'the reply button is hiding behind the comment button or anything.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You may be able to read, but you sure as fuck can't write.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know. =/ my phone has really bad lag today. I talked to some people from Alabama yesterday, I think I got a virus.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've seen that one! They also straightened it's hair..and they let it in their house sometimes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i hate all the insane moms on that show. it's like bridezillas, only with pagents.... *shudders*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I shudder at your spelling too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

'tis "pageants," thou bunch-backed, rump-fed runyon!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate how the little girls have been pushed into it so much the LIKE IT! I mean, have you seen some of those episodes? They CRY when they don't win. When being interviewed they say things that made me want to not live in this world anymore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

^ this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ive never understood what the little arrow means, can you explain that to me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"what's the suicide note say?" ..."I watched toddlers and tiaras. This is the only way out."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"OH MY GOD! He watched that show? Well, the pain was probably too much for him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"water boarding has been outlawed, sir, how do we torture terrorist information out of him now?" "I've picked up a copy of toddlers and tiaras season 2 on DVD... We'll get it in record time."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Th-That's just cruel, Scotty."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And the best part is, it's legal! =D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yep!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hate it when the kid is 2 and the moms MAKE them do pagents. "Oh, of course they love pagents" the moms say when the kid obviously would rather be doing something else. There was an episode where a mom asked her 2-year-old girl if she like pagents or four wheeling with her dad and brothers. The little girl said she's rather be four wheeling. And then the mom says to the camera. "Oh, she really loves pageants and she usually wouldn't want to do anything except pagents. She's just having an 'off' day". And that's another thing. Whenever the kid starts crying or is doing a bad job, the mom is always like "she's just having a bad day. They're not on top of their game today for some strange reason. She's normally the most amazing perfect superfantastical beauty queen in the world." It's like, okay...we know they're TWO. We know they're not perfect and that the only reason they're competing in pagents is because you're MAKING them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I KNOW RIGHT!? I'm pretty sure that the kid didn't ask her mom " I wanna be in a bee-ooty pagent!" No. The mom's are crazy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I remember seeing that when my sister was watching it a while ago. Ugh. Some people...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Those mothers shouldn't take out their emotional/psycological issues on their kids. See a Psycologist for crying out loud! I mean, if their daughters were teenagers, they probably wouldn't be able to dress the way the moms are forcing them too but now that they's kids and they don't have hips, apparently it's fine! Seriously, if the network is making a show out of it, shouldn't the mothers kind of figure out that people take them for psyco-moms?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha... //they//'//s//

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget "Sixteen and Pregnant: The Beginnings" and "Moms Gone Glam".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or Prostitots :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or Prostitoots! Haha... Fart joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can't go wrong with a fart joke!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can't grow a wang? Hit Fort Joke!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WHOA!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I can feel it right now.. In my mouth"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They also thought that "Bitchy Little Girls" was an unacceptable title as well.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Of course its unacceptable! Maybe something more catchy, like "Girly Little Bitches"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They should have named it "Penn State Strippers."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I'm not sexually attracted to young boys. [I just want to have sex with them against their will.]"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If the parents on that show weren't psychotic and the little girls weren't brats it would be SO much less obnoxious. But, then it'd be really boring.

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Really Ugly Moms That Project The Failures Of Their Past Onto Their Way Too Young Daughters That Will Probably Have Emotional Issues In The Future" just doesn't flow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dunno. I think it had a nice ring to it. Kinda rolls off the tongue, ya know?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

RUMTPTFOTPOTWTYDTWPHEIITF for short.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was watching an episode (come on now, don't judge) and was quite surprised to see that there wasn't very much of the usual shenanigans going on. They were actually having a very normal interveiw with a little girl. That is, until you see a very angry mom carrying her kicking, screaming, sobbing child like a football in the back ground, before tossing her to the floor as they entered another room. I mean, I know some bad stuff happens, but it looked like child services should have been called already...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like how the prize money is way less than all the money they spend on dresses, makeup, fake tans, fake hair, fake teeth and fake everything else.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In the end, they probably only get back 20% of what the costs are.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yea, but they also get a plastic crown!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Plastic crown! Yay!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How about "I Pretend My Life Is Meaningful by Forcing My Child Into Competitions and Living Through Her"? Too long?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How aboot "The Time-Life Channel Comedy Hour"?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"The bitches be crazy show"?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is it sad that i've actually cried on one of the episodes? I remember it was an ep where they're were two really beautiful twins, but their mom favorited the other one. Saying things like "Oh, -whats her face- is my prize child. Except -other twin what's her face- isn't as pretty. Her nose is long and she's to skinny. Blahblahblahblah" and the little girl was like "I know im not as pretty as my sister... *sniffle" yet she was the nicest one. The whole time i was like "OH SHIT SOMEONE GET ME A TISSUE I CAN'T WATCH THIS." T_T

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I did the same thing during that episode! It was terrible!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

id rather watch the real strippers in training. You know, a show about high school dropouts with daddy issues.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think that's called "The Price Is Right"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe "Strippers in Training Bras" instead...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

idk, i thought both sounded catchy enough to be titles for a show? guess that's why im not in show biz. frown I WANT MY NI-NI!!!!!!! -Makenzie.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

AWESOME

by Anonymous 13 years ago