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It's annoying that you have to sexually rub the wall while you search for the light switch in a dark room, amirite?

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I don't know about you, but I handle my woman very differently than I handle my walls.

Now there's a new meaning to the phrase "Wall Rape".

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I don't hear the wall complaining...

WALL SEXUAL ASSAULT

Does the wall hide the light switch until you get him off? I don't understand why it has to be sexual

@Courage_Wolf Does the wall hide the light switch until you get him off? I don't understand why it has to be sexual

Maybe because in books and things they always say something along the lines of "I groped around for the light switch in the dark."

@_Jojo_ Maybe because in books and things they always say something along the lines of "I groped around for the light...

I've never really understood the use of the term 'groped' in that context. But this post makes it sound like you're grinding your groin into the drywall or something.

@Courage_Wolf I've never really understood the use of the term 'groped' in that context. But this post makes it sound like you're...

I've never liked that word choice, either. Groped is a very sexual word, too sexual to be used in that reference, I think. I guess OP was trying to make fun of authors or people who say that. I really can't be sure, though.

That's funny because when I go into a dark room I don't pay any attention to where I am compared to the wall and usually end up punching it. I guess if you take Courage_Wolf and Action_Man's comments into consideration it's still sexual assault.

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Wow, sorry about that, I seem to have contracted that weird disease that causes my hand to spaz and press underscore 2/3 of the way through trying to type Action_Man DANG IT! I promise, I'll get this sorted out as soon as_ possible WOW IT'S SPREADING!
Do you know any_orthopedists?

Wow, can't be unseen... o.o

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At least buy me dinner first.

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My wall quite enjoys it.

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I've heard of Paranoid Parrot on memebase but not on Twitter. If you're trying to say it's not original, it isn't but I didn't get it from the source you stated.

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