+504 It's annoying that you have to sexually rub the wall while you search for the light switch in a dark room, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WALL SEXUAL ASSAULT

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Does the wall hide the light switch until you get him off? I don't understand why it has to be sexual

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe because in books and things they always say something along the lines of "I groped around for the light switch in the dark."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've never really understood the use of the term 'groped' in that context. But this post makes it sound like you're grinding your groin into the drywall or something.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've never liked that word choice, either. Groped is a very sexual word, too sexual to be used in that reference, I think. I guess OP was trying to make fun of authors or people who say that. I really can't be sure, though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Now there's a new meaning to the phrase "Wall Rape".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't hear the wall complaining...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't know about you, but I handle my woman very differently than I handle my walls.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's funny because when I go into a dark room I don't pay any attention to where I am compared to the wall and usually end up punching it. I guess if you take Courage_Wolf and Action_Man's comments into consideration it's still sexual assault.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I said it didn't have to be sexual D:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow, can't be unseen... o.o

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My wall quite enjoys it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At least buy me dinner first.

by Anonymous 12 years ago